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quote: Once Neil administered a liberal dose of forum-slimming liposuction (aka the delete button)
quote:Originally posted by DoctorBeaverI've often thought a "Who's online" facility would be nice.
quote:Originally posted by chrisYes, the problem is that we're running from an access database which is not stable at high loads. All it takes is a few search engine spiders to start tucking in, and a few users too, and the whole thing grinds to a halt. On one particular day a month or so back three search engines arrived simultaneously and the whole thing just collapsed. Part of the problem was the gut-bustingly large zetacap thread ! Once Neil administered a liberal dose of forum-slimming liposuction (aka the delete button) everything calmed down again.We're actually going to migrate over to a much more stable mysql db at some point, but I'm currently just too overloaded to be able to do it.Chris"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception" - Groucho Marx
quote:Originally posted by HadrianWhat data base engine is being used? Perhaps the size of some of the diet sections could be slimed down. They seem to be a site within a site.What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
quote:Originally posted by ukmickyDid i say ruffless i mean't rufeless  Dont worry though nothing of value has gone.Michael
quote:Originally posted by neilepquote:Originally posted by ukmickyDid i say ruffless i mean't rufeless  Dont worry though nothing of value has gone.Michaellol...actually chum..I think you meant ' Ruthless '...unless you're speaking from a house with no top which would then be ' Roofless ' ...or you mean a world with no girlies called Ruth...which then applies to my first item too Men are the same as women, just inside out !