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« on: 19/12/2007 18:06:44 »
Do big fish talk to little fish?




how did fish get a taste for worms???



and think about how thongs r set up when a girl farts shouldnt it wistle or sumthin? im its like putting a piece of grass betwwen ur thumbs and blowing...
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« Reply #1 on: 19/12/2007 19:32:28 »
Maybe of the same variety!


Some fish are scavengers and dine on dead fish some like the little wiggle movement from the worm skewered to the hook unable to get off!


LOL LOL LOL!!! You Know girls aren't the only ones who wear thongs! LOL Should the whistle sound different?

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« Reply #2 on: 19/12/2007 20:54:47 »
The problem I have (as a thong wearing sheep) is that I can not creep up on fellow sheep because my bot bot doth vacuate it's gaseous contents about once a minute !.....In the middle of the night.....ewe can always know where I am !

Makes my visits to libraries most embarrassing !!...I usually have to stick a cork up there.....if a cork is not available I borrow one of my neighbors hamsters !!
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« Reply #3 on: 19/12/2007 21:05:10 »
poor hamster...lol thats so messed up
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« Reply #4 on: 19/12/2007 21:18:34 »
The problem I have (as a thong wearing sheep) is that I can not creep up on fellow sheep because my bot bot doth vacuate it's gaseous contents about once a minute !.....In the middle of the night.....ewe can always know where I am !

Makes my visits to libraries most embarrassing !!...I usually have to stick a cork up there.....if a cork is not available I borrow one of my neighbors hamsters !!


LOL..LOL...LOL... Your so funny.. HEE...HEE...HEE...LOL!

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« Reply #5 on: 19/12/2007 21:19:50 »
poor hamster...lol thats so messed up

Yes Best put a lock on your hamster cage! LOL!

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« Reply #6 on: 19/12/2007 22:32:36 »
Haha wow we've missed you Anthony. I miss that annoying stuff you did at school. haha

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« Reply #7 on: 19/12/2007 23:23:44 »
Neil, is that why Freddy Starr said hamsters taste S****y ?  [???]

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« Reply #8 on: 19/12/2007 23:27:19 »
LOL!!!Welcome back home Ray!

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« Reply #9 on: 19/12/2007 23:40:03 »
i appologise for my absense, i was stuck in the 1970`s in a ford cortina !

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« Reply #10 on: 19/12/2007 23:41:54 »
LOL>. Did you get locked in your garage! LOL!

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« Reply #11 on: 20/12/2007 01:58:50 »
Hum can I create randomness to match that of anthonys?










of course not lol

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« Reply #12 on: 20/12/2007 13:13:51 »
Randomness..Hmmmmmm You and Anthony need to create some more! LOL

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« Reply #13 on: 20/12/2007 13:17:41 »
No who said Karen can't be part of this now>

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« Reply #14 on: 20/12/2007 13:19:33 »
NO One Karen is feeling rather pooped today, but awfully glad we have you two to keep things running..LOL LOL!

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« Reply #15 on: 20/12/2007 14:01:49 »
Haha yeah. Ben stories arein't short enough for random..

Wether the weather be hot, wether the weather be cold..that's all i remmember fomr one of anthony stupid annoying, yet now that i think it of great random phrases

some one else went..

some guys just got off the john and went to church. what's he sitting on? phew. lol sometonel ikt that

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« Reply #16 on: 20/12/2007 14:12:29 »
LOL LOL!

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« Reply #17 on: 20/12/2007 17:21:40 »
he who stand on toilet high on pot

he who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger...=l


if incest is so wrong how did adam and eves kids have kids?


who can jump farther long a rabbit or a frogy???
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« Reply #18 on: 20/12/2007 17:43:16 »
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« Reply #19 on: 20/12/2007 20:08:33 »
(an indian speaking here)



many moons ago, chickens roamed the earth's grounds freely, then a colonel came along....
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« Reply #20 on: 20/12/2007 21:04:18 »
LOL LOL!!

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« Reply #21 on: 20/12/2007 21:24:01 »
Haha

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« Reply #22 on: 21/12/2007 20:25:32 »
i think u can finish wat happens next in the indian story lol
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« Reply #23 on: 21/12/2007 21:46:44 »
not sure..karen? lol

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« Reply #24 on: 22/12/2007 02:11:56 »
Yes whats up with that? "not sure..Karen?"

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« Reply #25 on: 22/12/2007 02:13:00 »
I'm not sure what's next in the indian story

karen you wanna shot? lol

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« Reply #26 on: 22/12/2007 02:13:56 »
At the story???

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« Reply #27 on: 22/12/2007 02:14:32 »
(an indian speaking here)



many moons ago, chickens roamed the earth's grounds freely, then a colonel came along....

that karen lol

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« Reply #28 on: 22/12/2007 02:15:17 »
haha i'm guess now that it has something to do with colonel sanders and kentucky fried chicken...lol

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« Reply #29 on: 22/12/2007 02:18:51 »
OH... And then the butchering began heads were chopped headless chickens ran about freely, while feathers flew .......

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« Reply #30 on: 22/12/2007 20:29:32 »
I have a feeling that we ain't gonna find out if that is right until next year!

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« Reply #31 on: 22/12/2007 22:00:58 »
Which part of that?

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« Reply #32 on: 22/12/2007 22:08:30 »
the to see if you got the indian tale right

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« Reply #33 on: 22/12/2007 22:19:08 »
I have a small group of indian stories my aunt sent me from New Mexico.. Maybe I will share them some time! That is if I can print them here.. if not I will share with you if you like. I believe they are copywrighted though! May be the Hopi Indian stories.

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« Reply #34 on: 23/12/2007 00:51:00 »
PIE!...................thats random isnt it
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« Reply #35 on: 23/12/2007 04:47:35 »
I just took a poppie (angie wiechart) hahahahahah

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« Reply #36 on: 07/01/2008 20:40:06 »
lol yup kfc lol nice angie :/
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« Reply #37 on: 08/01/2008 18:52:40 »
how fast do zebras have to run before they look grey????






how long does it take for puke to travel up a giraff's throght when it throws up???
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« Reply #38 on: 09/01/2008 00:15:18 »
lol yup kfc lol nice angie :/

Haha. Thanks. I'll take that as an insult lol

andd they are already gray cuz they is color blind

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« Reply #39 on: 09/01/2008 17:41:14 »
how fast do zebras have to run before they look grey????






how long does it take for puke to travel up a giraff's throght when it throws up???
Well, gravity is 9.8 meters a second, so it would depend on how high the girrafe is.
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« Reply #40 on: 09/01/2008 19:18:44 »
not with the zebras eyes our eyes looking at it
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« Reply #41 on: 09/01/2008 19:42:54 »
I love random chats!!

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« Reply #42 on: 09/01/2008 20:28:20 »
Really fast, enough to start blurring, and I'm pretty sure organics can't go that fast.
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« Reply #43 on: 09/01/2008 20:54:14 »
if a tiger waz chasing him he cud grrrrrrrrr!!!
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« Reply #44 on: 09/01/2008 21:34:45 »
I guess I am in the dark about the chase!

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« Reply #45 on: 10/01/2008 19:32:54 »
huh?
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« Reply #46 on: 10/01/2008 23:28:18 »
and the random chat thingy!

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« Reply #47 on: 11/01/2008 15:58:45 »
*confused*
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« Reply #48 on: 11/01/2008 16:34:18 »
Explain how this thread works...? Please?

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« Reply #49 on: 11/01/2008 17:23:27 »
It's random.
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