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« Reply #150 on: 10/03/2008 20:24:22 »
I'll take you seriously when you stop wearing that pink dress whilst tap dancing and smoking a pipe.
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« Reply #151 on: 10/03/2008 20:26:28 »
What - you fear that smoking a pipe will make me more attractive to you husband? Such insecurity!
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« Reply #152 on: 10/03/2008 22:19:16 »
Unless you post a photo, I wont know if you are his type.
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« Reply #153 on: 10/03/2008 22:41:08 »
I'll take you seriously when you stop wearing that pink dress whilst tap dancing and smoking a pipe.

KILLJOY!  [:(!]
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« Reply #154 on: 10/03/2008 22:51:01 »
Hi friendos!

today has been a big and busy one:

340 most on line!

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« Reply #155 on: 10/03/2008 23:08:30 »
What - you fear that smoking a pipe will make me more attractive to you husband? Such insecurity!

sounds nice to me...

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« Reply #156 on: 10/03/2008 23:29:36 »
I'll take you seriously when you stop wearing that pink dress whilst tap dancing and smoking a pipe.

KILLJOY!  [:(!]

Are you threatening my life? Now that is not nice. You must be envious I look better in a dress than you do.
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« Reply #157 on: 10/03/2008 23:40:43 »
I'll take you seriously when you stop wearing that pink dress whilst tap dancing and smoking a pipe.

KILLJOY!  [:(!]

Are you threatening my life? Now that is not nice. You must be envious I look better in a dress than you do.


oops - that was not the intended semantics.
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« Reply #158 on: 10/03/2008 23:43:13 »
I still think you are very envious that I look better in a dress than you do.
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« Reply #159 on: 11/03/2008 00:13:39 »
Prove it  [>:(]
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« Reply #160 on: 11/03/2008 00:20:42 »
Why? - it is obvious that you are.
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« Reply #161 on: 11/03/2008 07:41:58 »
You inhabit an island of absurdity in a sea of silliness
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« Reply #162 on: 11/03/2008 12:04:29 »
You inhabit an island of absurdity in a sea of silliness
At least he's not lost on his own island.
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« Reply #163 on: 11/03/2008 14:16:43 »
You inhabit an island of absurdity in a sea of silliness
At least he's not lost on his own island.

I believe several of you are joint owners
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« Reply #164 on: 11/03/2008 16:05:16 »
Poetical allusion will not suffice in a substantive argument sir, it shows desperation and lack of substance and cahones.

And this last statement lacks full disclosure. You were the original inhabitant of the island, hold the deed and sold parcels to the rest of us. You also hold the mortgage on our parcels.
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« Reply #165 on: 11/03/2008 16:20:24 »
You inhabit an island of absurdity in a sea of silliness
At least he's not lost on his own island.


I believe several of you are joint owners
I've never seen the island before so it's not me.
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« Reply #166 on: 11/03/2008 17:36:03 »
Get off my dessert island, you are smudging the jelly!

Doc. you can stay, Idon't like drinking wine on my own.
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« Reply #167 on: 11/03/2008 20:03:24 »
He can't drink. Neither can I so looks as if you're on your own with being a lonely drunk.

As for counseling if you continue to sway as your doing now.
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« Reply #168 on: 11/03/2008 20:43:47 »
That's because I'm standing on jelly.
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« Reply #169 on: 11/03/2008 21:19:11 »
pssst, Jim... lost marbles spring to mind.
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« Reply #170 on: 11/03/2008 23:26:18 »
A full bag of them, too.

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« Reply #171 on: 11/03/2008 23:28:59 »
P.S. - My annoying presence will be absent for a day and a half - if all goes well. If not, send flowers. I am driving on the highway to Fort Worth.
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« Reply #172 on: 12/03/2008 07:54:35 »
Have a safe trip, Jim.

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« Reply #173 on: 12/03/2008 13:34:58 »
P.S. - My annoying presence will be absent for a day and a half - if all goes well. If not, send flowers. I am driving on the highway to Fort Worth.
Thank God.
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« Reply #174 on: 12/03/2008 18:10:59 »
Have a safe trip, Jim.



What is he doing in that truck? Is he sitting on a jelly or is he doing something else?
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« Reply #175 on: 12/03/2008 18:38:51 »
Have a safe trip, Jim.



What is he doing in that truck? Is he sitting on a jelly or is he doing something else?

He's from Texas. There's probably an inflatable cow in the cab.
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« Reply #176 on: 12/03/2008 19:17:29 »
Is he milking it?
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« Reply #177 on: 12/03/2008 19:21:21 »
Doc if you are missing JimBob, take a look at the Hola hoop strand. the short clip I added reminds me of his silliness!
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« Reply #178 on: 12/03/2008 22:45:58 »
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« Reply #179 on: 13/03/2008 20:25:31 »
P.S. - My annoying presence will be absent for a day and a half - if all goes well. If not, send flowers. I am driving on the highway to Fort Worth.
Thank God.

I hearing knees braking soon.

(Annoying little teen-aged snot!)
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« Reply #180 on: 13/03/2008 20:36:08 »
Have a safe trip, Jim.



What is he doing in that truck? Is he sitting on a jelly or is he doing something else?

He's from Texas. There's probably an inflatable cow in the cab.

In the first place my pickup is black and the pet in the front seat is a small carnivorous dinosaur - what competent geologist would have a cow as a pet? Or a pony?

Here is a picture of my pet.
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« Reply #181 on: 13/03/2008 20:52:38 »
He seems to be doing the moon walk!
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« Reply #182 on: 13/03/2008 20:58:02 »
It is NOT the moon walk. A dino is not a pedophile.
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« Reply #183 on: 13/03/2008 21:03:45 »
It's a Tyrannosaurus Wrecked
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« Reply #184 on: 13/03/2008 21:12:04 »
   
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« Reply #185 on: 13/03/2008 21:49:36 »
JimBo aren't you supposed to be away at the moment? We were expecting peace and quiet for a few days. DocB and I had opened a bottle of wine, put on the Bolero and then you came back.
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« Reply #186 on: 13/03/2008 22:14:18 »
SO! If your husband is involved it is a ménage à trois!

CUT IT OUT!!

And I did leave you alone with each other for over 39 hours - isn't that enough time or is Doc on Viagra instead of Cialis?
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« Reply #187 on: 14/03/2008 08:19:30 »
I left my Viagra in my jeans pocket. Now I've got a stiff leg.
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« Reply #188 on: 14/03/2008 10:39:28 »
And by inference, not much else, huh?
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« Reply #189 on: 14/03/2008 10:46:32 »
(muttering) what am I doing awake at this hour of the night - it is 5:30 AM - I don't get up this early. I need some more sleep. Where's the Earl Gray - no make that Irish Breakfast Tea - can't take strong coffee when I get up - oh, my bach hurts, my knees are creaking, my head feels like it is wrapped in felt - I am being insulted by the pressure in my lower abdomen and I can't figure out which of my bach's hurt, js or cpe. It is a cruel world.
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« Reply #190 on: 14/03/2008 12:05:35 »
P.S. - My annoying presence will be absent for a day and a half - if all goes well. If not, send flowers. I am driving on the highway to Fort Worth.
Thank God.

I hearing knees braking soon.

(Annoying little teen-aged snot!)
What's with you and knees?
(muttering) what am I doing awake at this hour of the night - it is 5:30 AM - I don't get up this early. I need some more sleep. Where's the Earl Gray - no make that Irish Breakfast Tea - can't take strong coffee when I get up - oh, my bach hurts, my knees are creaking, my head feels like it is wrapped in felt - I am being insulted by the pressure in my lower abdomen and I can't figure out which of my bach's hurt, js or cpe. It is a cruel world.
Knees creaking? You must be old then.
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« Reply #191 on: 14/03/2008 12:23:55 »
Ancient, me boy, ancient. I'm 63.

But you didn't get the point to the quoted post. You took it at face value. As one grows wise with age one learns not to take things at face value,  but to delve into the deeper mysteries of the meaning of life, of people and of words.

As for knees, haven't you ever seen an old black and white gangster movie on the classic movie channel? Surely you do not neglect your cultural heritage (such as it is)? For shame, for shame!
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« Reply #192 on: 14/03/2008 16:19:53 »
The meaning of life is to search for it's meaning.
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« Reply #193 on: 14/03/2008 16:25:40 »
The meaning of life is 42. I'm 42 and I've realised this is the correct answer!!!
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« Reply #194 on: 14/03/2008 17:15:43 »
You're wrong.
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« Reply #195 on: 14/03/2008 17:24:36 »
pour qua?
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« Reply #196 on: 14/03/2008 17:29:17 »
The meaning of life is 42. I'm 42 and I've realised this is the correct answer!!!

Tell me again what 42 is in dog years? [;D]
Old enough to have a grandson
Slow enough to study rocks
Thirsty enough to find a pub

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« Reply #197 on: 14/03/2008 17:36:36 »
If you are suggesting that I...I am a dog, I'm very, very hurt you...you Kerr, scoundrel..ney..monster. I will be sending my knight around to your house to defend my good name. You better practise your sword play, oh and put the kettle on. He likes a cup of tea before he fights. Milk and one sugar. 
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« Reply #198 on: 14/03/2008 17:40:37 »
Hey DocB. Taff told me that beaver in french is castor. Now I get your motto. Is the non-animal meaning of your name the same in France?
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« Reply #199 on: 14/03/2008 19:19:21 »
Hey DocB. Taff told me that beaver in french is castor. Now I get your motto. Is the non-animal meaning of your name the same in France?

Mais oui. Veritablement, Je suis le castor supreme.

Castor Fiber is the European beaver , Castor Canadensis is the North American beaver. We are Castoridae.
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