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« Reply #100 on: 19/03/2008 21:34:20 »
No, It appears she is just having one of those wandering Alzheimer's episodes. Doesn't remember where she is going, where she is coming from or her own name.
Attacking when she(?) can't defend? That's low.

liking Jim's style... i'd do the same and i'm just the greatest.

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« Reply #101 on: 19/03/2008 21:40:51 »
The greatest what?  [:)]
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« Reply #102 on: 19/03/2008 21:50:52 »
The greatest what?  [:)]

no, just the greatest.

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« Reply #103 on: 19/03/2008 22:59:11 »
The reason - beaver brain  - is that he is a Geologist.

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« Reply #104 on: 20/03/2008 07:45:06 »
The reason - beaver brain  - is that he is a Geologist.



So?

All that means is that his intellect could be a bit rocky like yours.
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« Reply #105 on: 20/03/2008 16:48:07 »
The reason - beaver brain  - is that he is a Geologist.






So?

All that means is that his intellect could be a bit rocky like yours.

I watched a film once with a lead character called Dr Beaver... he had quite an interesting role although i'll let you use your imagination...

Or could it be, are you THE Dr Beaver?

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« Reply #106 on: 20/03/2008 16:50:45 »
The reason - beaver brain  - is that he is a Geologist.






So?

All that means is that his intellect could be a bit rocky like yours.

I watched a film once with a lead character called Dr Beaver... he had quite an interesting role although i'll let you use your imagination...

Or could it be, are you THE Dr Beaver?
Could be. Neilep could be Neil Peart.
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« Reply #107 on: 20/03/2008 22:54:51 »
The reason - beaver brain  - is that he is a Geologist.






So?

All that means is that his intellect could be a bit rocky like yours.

I watched a film once with a lead character called Dr Beaver... he had quite an interesting role although i'll let you use your imagination...

Or could it be, are you THE Dr Beaver?

Any other Doctor Beaver is an imposter!
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« Reply #108 on: 22/03/2008 02:27:04 »
      'Tis but thy being that is my enemy;
      Thou art thyself, though not a Human.
      What's Human? it is nor hand, nor foot,
      Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
      Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
      What's in a name? that which we call a beaver
      By any other name would smell as gross.
      So Doctor would, were he not Doctor call'd,
      Retain that dear putrification which he owens
      Without that title. Doctor, doff thy name,
      And for that name which is no part of thee
      Take thyself away.
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« Reply #109 on: 22/03/2008 16:10:01 »
Once more unto the dam, dear friends, once more;
Or close the lodge up with Texan dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a beaver
As modest stillness and humility:
But when geologists blow in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the teeth a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath, stiffen the scoop and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest beavers.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of water-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even built dams
And sheathed their teeth for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to rodents of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good castors,
Whose limbs were made in Beaverland, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, Beaverland, and DoctorBeaver!'
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« Reply #110 on: 22/03/2008 19:38:44 »
Oh my lord! Now he thinks he is Saint George. First a Beaver and now the legendary Saint of England (even if this saint is of African origin.)

What HUBRIS!!!!

Fie on thee, foul rodent!
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« Reply #111 on: 22/03/2008 20:44:40 »
St George was Turkish.
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« Reply #112 on: 22/03/2008 21:06:44 »
Of course - but his rescue of the fair maiden was in present-day Lybia. That is what made him a Saint.

To the question at hand -

You would make a right sweet MP. You can change the topic and never address the issue without batting an "I". The issue stated was - "Now he thinks he is Saint George" You have again change the subject without discussing your delusional state of mind. WHAT do you have to say for yourself on the question at hand?
 

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« Reply #113 on: 23/03/2008 00:19:37 »
He is Saint George and I was that fair maiden!
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #114 on: 23/03/2008 04:25:01 »
He is Saint George and I was that fair maiden!

ROTFLMAO ! Oh my! - to believe that you were ever a maiden is akin to consider the Pope was ever a Nazi.

Come to think of it, he was at one time - but that was long, long ago and far, far away.
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« Reply #115 on: 23/03/2008 09:12:49 »
The nearest Americans get to a saint is St Louis or Mt St Helens!
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« Reply #116 on: 23/03/2008 19:28:33 »
Actually, that is not true. I was in a church for Good Friday service named Saint Edwards, The oldest Anglican Communion Church west of the Mississippi, Saint David's Episcopal, is in Austin. And just south of here is a city named San Marcos. In Spanish, oh sick one, this means Saint Mark. So please, know that of which you speak before you open your mouth and show your ignorance!
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« Reply #117 on: 23/03/2008 19:57:25 »
Americans get to mount St Helens, shucks they get all the fun.
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« Reply #118 on: 23/03/2008 20:39:04 »
This American gets to Saint George everyday. [:)]
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« Reply #119 on: 23/03/2008 21:04:35 »
Americans get to mount St Helens, shucks they get all the fun.

Jesus went to Mount Olive. Popeye was furious!
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« Reply #120 on: 24/03/2008 23:24:10 »
My, my, my, the true pagan deifies the spirit of his Godess, Eostre.

(At the foot of Mount Oilve lies the Garden of Gethsemane.0
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« Reply #121 on: 25/03/2008 07:15:50 »
My, my, my, the true pagan deifies the spirit of his Godess, Eostre.

(At the foot of Mount Oilve lies the Garden of Gethsemane.0

At least I can spell "Olive"
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« Reply #122 on: 25/03/2008 13:07:39 »
What is a mere typo between friend?

But then, as perfect as you are, I suppose the great God, Dr. Beaver, never made a typo?
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« Reply #123 on: 25/03/2008 13:39:22 »
What is a mere typo between friend?

But then, as perfect as you are, I suppose the great God, Dr. Beaver, never made a typo?

I occasionally throw in a delilberate typo so as not to make you humans feel overly inferior.
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« Reply #124 on: 25/03/2008 16:20:17 »
What is a mere typo between friend?

But then, as perfect as you are, I suppose the great God, Dr. Beaver, never made a typo?

I occasionally throw in a delilberate typo so as not to make you humans feel overly inferior.
A little late for me, Doc!
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« Reply #125 on: 25/03/2008 18:48:53 »
What is a mere typo between friend?

But then, as perfect as you are, I suppose the great God, Dr. Beaver, never made a typo?

I occasionally throw in a delilberate typo so as not to make you humans feel overly inferior.
A little late for me, Doc!

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« Reply #126 on: 26/03/2008 12:10:28 »
What is a mere typo between friend?

But then, as perfect as you are, I suppose the great God, Dr. Beaver, never made a typo?

I occasionally throw in a delilberate typo so as not to make you humans feel overly inferior.
A little late for me, Doc!

Don't be a defeatist.
It's hard for me to be a victorist.
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« Reply #127 on: 26/03/2008 13:54:45 »
What is a mere typo between friend?

But then, as perfect as you are, I suppose the great God, Dr. Beaver, never made a typo?

I occasionally throw in a delilberate typo so as not to make you humans feel overly inferior.
A little late for me, Doc!

Don't be a defeatist.
It's hard for me to be a victorist.

He isn't being a defeatist. He is pointing out the thickness of your logic and the poor quality of your thinking. Even then, he is over-rating you.
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« Reply #128 on: 26/03/2008 16:20:15 »
What is a mere typo between friend?

But then, as perfect as you are, I suppose the great God, Dr. Beaver, never made a typo?

I occasionally throw in a delilberate typo so as not to make you humans feel overly inferior.
A little late for me, Doc!

Don't be a defeatist.
It's hard for me to be a victorist.

He isn't being a defeatist. He is pointing out the thickness of your logic and the poor quality of your thinking. Even then, he is over-rating you.

*Blinks.* What? I thought I was surrendering to sorrow?
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« Reply #129 on: 26/03/2008 19:00:02 »
What is a mere typo between friend?

But then, as perfect as you are, I suppose the great God, Dr. Beaver, never made a typo?

I occasionally throw in a delilberate typo so as not to make you humans feel overly inferior.
A little late for me, Doc!

Don't be a defeatist.
It's hard for me to be a victorist.

He isn't being a defeatist. He is pointing out the thickness of your logic and the poor quality of your thinking. Even then, he is over-rating you.


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« Reply #130 on: 26/03/2008 22:30:37 »
Does that translate to US English?
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« Reply #131 on: 26/03/2008 22:32:13 »
To all the viewers of this discussion - Is this funny? [::)]

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« Reply #132 on: 26/03/2008 22:38:43 »
To a squirrel!!!: You've gone nuts!

lol sorry, just made that right here lol
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« Reply #133 on: 27/03/2008 01:12:21 »
To a squirrel!!!: You've gone nuts!

lol sorry, just made that right here lol

Oh my goodness - is it summer already or just spring break? I feel that either way the deluge is almost upon us - Hello, Sir Hurricane. GOOD TO SEE YOU!
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« Reply #134 on: 27/03/2008 08:45:31 »
It's gonna huff and puff and blow your house down
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« Reply #135 on: 27/03/2008 10:37:28 »
To a squirrel!!!: You've gone nuts!

lol sorry, just made that right here lol

Oh my goodness - is it summer already or just spring break? I feel that either way the deluge is almost upon us - Hello, Sir Hurricane. GOOD TO SEE YOU!


LOL I missed you too JimBob!! Err actually it only just started spring about a week ago! [;)]
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« Reply #136 on: 27/03/2008 12:18:32 »
To a squirrel!!!: You've gone nuts!

lol sorry, just made that right here lol
Good to have you back Seany.
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« Reply #137 on: 27/03/2008 12:29:26 »
To a squirrel!!!: You've gone nuts!

lol sorry, just made that right here lol

Oh my goodness - is it summer already or just spring break? I feel that either way the deluge is almost upon us - Hello, Sir Hurricane. GOOD TO SEE YOU!


LOL I missed you too JimBob!! Err actually it only just started spring about a week ago! [;)]

So, you have been studying the rotation of the earth around the sun - it is obvious.

AND IMPRESSIVE!
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« Reply #138 on: 27/03/2008 12:31:00 »
To a squirrel!!!: You've gone nuts!

lol sorry, just made that right here lol

Oh my goodness - is it summer already or just spring break? I feel that either way the deluge is almost upon us - Hello, Sir Hurricane. GOOD TO SEE YOU!


LOL I missed you too JimBob!! Err actually it only just started spring about a week ago! [;)]

So, you have been studding the rotation of the earth around the sun - it is obvious.

AND IMPRESSIVE!
"Studding the rotation of the earth"...Is that Southern slang?
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« Reply #139 on: 27/03/2008 15:00:46 »
What are you talking about?
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« Reply #140 on: 27/03/2008 15:52:22 »
To a squirrel!!!: You've gone nuts!

lol sorry, just made that right here lol

Oh my goodness - is it summer already or just spring break? I feel that either way the deluge is almost upon us - Hello, Sir Hurricane. GOOD TO SEE YOU!


LOL I missed you too JimBob!! Err actually it only just started spring about a week ago! [;)]

So, you have been studding the rotation of the earth around the sun - it is obvious.

AND IMPRESSIVE!
"Studding the rotation of the earth"...Is that Southern slang?

LOL....well yes, as a matter of fact. 

Something I heard my daughters VERY redneck friend say just the other day....and it made my skin crawl!

"I ain't studding/studdin that boy!", which means "I ain't worried about that boy". 

*sigh* I've said it before....I'm in redneck hell!
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« Reply #141 on: 27/03/2008 21:34:58 »
So JimBob does not care for the rotation of the Earth. He takes all the wonders of the universe for granted....typical!
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« Reply #142 on: 27/03/2008 22:56:13 »
To a squirrel!!!: You've gone nuts!

lol sorry, just made that right here lol

Oh my goodness - is it summer already or just spring break? I feel that either way the deluge is almost upon us - Hello, Sir Hurricane. GOOD TO SEE YOU!


LOL I missed you too JimBob!! Err actually it only just started spring about a week ago! [;)]

So, you have been studying the rotation of the earth around the sun - it is obvious.

AND IMPRESSIVE!

Not really.. I just looked on Google's front page one day, and the picture told me it was the beginning of Spring! [:o] God, technology these days eh? [:P]
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« Reply #143 on: 29/03/2008 16:30:35 »
Hum - I've always used a calendar - and if you consider history, it occurs every year! Usually between March 20 & March 23 and mostly on  March 21 or March 22. It is amazing at periodicity at which this event occurrence.
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