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« Reply #50 on: 10/03/2008 20:47:31 »
One never does something that an be traced back to them. It is a lesson learned from George Bush and Tony Blair - plausible denieability.
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« Reply #51 on: 10/03/2008 22:16:14 »
Read e-mail....you're a Gents!
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« Reply #52 on: 10/03/2008 22:39:57 »
A Gents? Are you calling him a toilet?  [:0]
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« Reply #53 on: 10/03/2008 23:33:31 »
Obviously a trash mouth. Lady, my aching ars..... ah, hum  ARSENAL, yeh, arsenal, that's it

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« Reply #54 on: 11/03/2008 12:06:39 »
Which knee would you prefer the hired help to brake fist?

Only if you can catch me, pom.
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« Reply #55 on: 11/03/2008 15:40:00 »
Which knee would you prefer the hired help to brake fist?

Only if you can catch me, pom.


Boy-child, I am not a POM! I am a living breathing Texan and work in the - yes, you guessed it - in the oil business. And i have connections so watch out.

You live in or near Lima, Ohio. Lauging now?
 

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« Reply #56 on: 11/03/2008 16:21:11 »
Which knee would you prefer the hired help to brake fist?

Only if you can catch me, pom.


Boy-child, I am not a POM! I am a living breathing Texan and work in the - yes, you guessed it - in the oil business. And i have connections so watch out.

You live in or near Lima, Ohio. Lauging now?
 


Actually yes.
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« Reply #57 on: 11/03/2008 16:32:11 »
They are your knees.
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« Reply #58 on: 11/03/2008 16:40:32 »
They are your knees.

Right, that makes...no sense to me.
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« Reply #59 on: 11/03/2008 17:31:46 »
Read e-mail....you're a Gents!

What I lose on apostrophes I gain on the letter S
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« Reply #60 on: 11/03/2008 18:30:49 »
Yeah, OK  [::)]
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« Reply #61 on: 11/03/2008 20:54:31 »
They are your knees.

Right, that makes...no sense to me.

Face it you have come across superior intelligence. The best thing to do is to watch with your mouth open.
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« Reply #62 on: 11/03/2008 21:33:33 »
They are your knees.

Right, that makes...no sense to me.

Face it you have come across superior intelligence.

Yes. He met a beaver!  [^]
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« Reply #63 on: 11/03/2008 23:25:36 »
I do find it more eccentric than the "normal" English eccentric that you should consider yourself a beaver. You are not as delusional as that man in Scotland who believes he is a leopard, has had spots tatooed all over himself and lives in the wild year-round are you?
 
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« Reply #64 on: 12/03/2008 07:51:16 »
I'm not delusional at all. I live in a house in a little village. OK, I dammed the stream down the road, but that was instinct kicking in.
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« Reply #65 on: 13/03/2008 20:40:16 »
If you do the job you take the rap.

For you British:

rap [1]  (rap) 
                  5. (n) Slang. to arrest, detain, or sentence for
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« Reply #66 on: 13/03/2008 20:50:50 »
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

This is the British version.
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« Reply #67 on: 13/03/2008 20:59:14 »
Either way, the dam is a dead give-away - animal.

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« Reply #68 on: 13/03/2008 21:51:14 »
Come out with your paws up.
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« Reply #69 on: 14/03/2008 08:17:49 »
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« Reply #70 on: 14/03/2008 10:38:08 »
Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
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« Reply #71 on: 14/03/2008 12:07:42 »
Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?
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« Reply #72 on: 14/03/2008 12:08:40 »
They are your knees.

Right, that makes...no sense to me.

Face it you have come across superior intelligence. The best thing to do is to watch with your mouth open.
Ah, you have forgotten who I am. Remember? I'm Ben, everyone's superior to me.
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« Reply #73 on: 14/03/2008 12:31:59 »
Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?

I don't know if the boatman Charon would rowed him across the River Styx. Beavers don't use metal money and I am sure Charon doesn't take wooden nickels.

And you are not inferior - just a teenager! Stop it, your making me want to tell you what a tough, strong person you are putting up with ....... oh well. I was about to insult your mother. Better not do that, she'll send someone to break my knees!
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« Reply #74 on: 14/03/2008 16:25:26 »
Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?

I don't know if the boatman Charon would rowed him across the River Styx. Beavers don't use metal money and I am sure Charon doesn't take wooden nickels.

And you are not inferior - just a teenager! Stop it, your making me want to tell you what a tough, strong person you are putting up with ....... oh well. I was about to insult your mother. Better not do that, she'll send someone to break my knees!

Age matters not, there's whole lotta people better than me.
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« Reply #75 on: 14/03/2008 16:29:00 »
Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?
Ireland is worse. Although the Guiness is good....aaah Guiness!
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« Reply #76 on: 14/03/2008 17:12:27 »
Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?

I don't know if the boatman Charon would rowed him across the River Styx. Beavers don't use metal money and I am sure Charon doesn't take wooden nickels.

And you are not inferior - just a teenager! Stop it, your making me want to tell you what a tough, strong person you are putting up with ....... oh well. I was about to insult your mother. Better not do that, she'll send someone to break my knees!

Age matters not, there's whole lotta people better than me.

Let me tell you a bit, Ben - you seem to be comparing your insides with other people's outsides - it doesn't work that way. I have a friend who drives a BMW, lives in a very expensive condo in Palm Beach, dresses like the mayor of New York and is about to commit suicide. He isn't thinking right. He could continue to live, have a wonderful old age even though he is close to bankruptcy because of the current financial crisis. He was invested too heavily in the wrong funds. But he can't see through the gifts he has in his family and the wonderful friends he has. It is plain stupid. You have a family and friends, are making good grades and have a future ahead of you. Don't think your different. I was in the exact same place you are when I graduated from high school. Then I lost my health. I learned what "bad" was. You are just fine.
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« Reply #77 on: 14/03/2008 17:14:52 »
Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?
Ireland is worse. Although the Guiness is good....aaah Guiness!

Yes, Much worse! Achill Island, Ireland is on the Atlantic and is bleak. And even though they get a few bottles of Guiness, they never get any bottles of bitters to go with it.
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« Reply #78 on: 16/03/2008 00:13:26 »
More Funnies

To a bad chef 'Is this cordon noir?'

In a bad hotel 'Room service, could you send up a bigger room?'

To a perfectionist husband 'If you want me to be a better housekeeper then divorce me and I'll keep the house!'

To an egotist 'Well at least you will only talk about yourself behind my back.'

OR 'When we go to bed together stop calling out your own name.'
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« Reply #79 on: 16/03/2008 22:16:44 »
What do you not ask Make it Lady - When was your sex change operations?
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« Reply #80 on: 17/03/2008 08:06:30 »
What do you not ask Make it Lady - When was your sex change operations?

So that's why she looks so butch
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« Reply #81 on: 17/03/2008 11:29:15 »
Gentlemen, gentlemen do I put scorn on your manhoods? Do I question your sexuality? Do I suggest that any of you have had a strapadictomy!? No, I you see am a lady don't you know. Always have been always will be. The reason for my butchness is that I have 4 brothers and no sisters, two sons and no daughters so I have to be butch to survive. I scrub up well though.
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« Reply #82 on: 17/03/2008 14:11:19 »
"Me thinketh he (she) protesteth too much."



 
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« Reply #83 on: 17/03/2008 16:21:33 »
"Me thinketh he (she) protesteth too much."



 
Is this smiley being attacted by an octopus or is it something more disturbing. Like the removed items from said operation.
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« Reply #84 on: 17/03/2008 21:08:49 »
It looks to me as if its ear is being tickled with a duck's bill.
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« Reply #85 on: 17/03/2008 21:15:32 »
What sort of bills do ducks get. They can't have a morgage, electricity wouldn't be advisable on a pond....perhaps a marsh gas bill?
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« Reply #86 on: 17/03/2008 21:20:12 »
"Me thinketh he (she) protesteth too much."



 
Is this smiley being attacked by an octopus or is it something more disturbing. Like the removed items from said operation.

It is the squawking, duck-woman chemist blathering on and on, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

(I also corrected you spelling, "lady." "attacted" is spelled "attacked")
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« Reply #87 on: 17/03/2008 21:50:09 »
Maybe she meant "attracted" but missed the R
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« Reply #88 on: 18/03/2008 00:01:08 »
Doubt it. Seems she? is not easily pleased and rather argumentative.
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« Reply #89 on: 18/03/2008 11:51:16 »
Oh I don't know. I quite like tentacles.
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« Reply #90 on: 18/03/2008 15:08:17 »
Oh I don't know. I quite like tentacles.

Another spelling mistake  [;)]
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« Reply #91 on: 18/03/2008 17:52:13 »
wots rong wiv me spilling?
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« Reply #92 on: 18/03/2008 17:56:04 »
There is no need to reply to this. It is self-evident "it" doesn't have a clue.
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« Reply #93 on: 18/03/2008 18:03:38 »
I'm going out for a moment. I may be gone for some time.
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« Reply #94 on: 18/03/2008 19:16:49 »
Are you going to get your Oates?  [;)]
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« Reply #95 on: 18/03/2008 23:02:58 »
No, It appears she is just having one of those wandering Alzheimer's episodes. Doesn't remember where she is going, where she is coming from or her own name.
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« Reply #96 on: 18/03/2008 23:11:32 »
I think she's gone for a poo.

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« Reply #97 on: 19/03/2008 07:47:09 »
I think she's gone for a poo.

She's been gone a long while. She must be constipated.

Or maybe she's scrubbing up for the Naked Scientists calendar.
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« Reply #98 on: 19/03/2008 13:32:15 »
No, It appears she is just having one of those wandering Alzheimer's episodes. Doesn't remember where she is going, where she is coming from or her own name.
Attacking when she(?) can't defend? That's low.
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« Reply #99 on: 19/03/2008 13:32:29 »
Of course, not as low as my IQ
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