[neilep (OP)]

Dearest Weeologists !

As a sheepy  I luff weeing !..it's all I think about really !..out of all the passing -water-via-the-kidneys-and-cleaning-out-my-urea activities that exist....Weeing is my all time fave !



Take a look at Elspeth Archibold Regina The 3rd !..she's a piece of high class totty that has been caught short needing a wee and is desperate to relieve herself of the burden that a full bladder brings to her.

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Elspeth Archibold Regina The 3rd Really Going For It !!


She's dancing around like a rabbit humping an electric bunny on a hot plate!...but why ?...why do we do the wee dance when desperation kicks in ?


As a firm believer in empirical study I snuk into my neighbours house at 3am this morning and he gladly volunteered to be forcefully sedated . His lack of protestation once sedated  just indicated further to me that he had no qualms regarding the funnel insertion and the delivery of 4 litres of water !
Anyway, three hours later all he did was pee himself in bed !!........No indication of wishing to perform the tribal ' need-to-wee-dance ' was witnessed.....What a party pooper to lay there sedated all night !...........so..no luck there !!

So, if ewe can educate me as to why the tribal wee dance is performed when in need of desperate relief ? then this will help me greatly understand the nature of how ewe humans work in times of wee desperation !!

Hugs et les shmishes


mwah mwah mwah



Neil
Just Imagine A Waterfall
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[FuzzyUK]

I can't hold more than 150 millilitres before I feel like bursting. I think a normal bladder can hold about 350 mL? I never enjoyed dancing much.

[Don_1]

I've given this some con......

Just a minute...... Ooooow


That's better, now where was I? Oh yes, after consideration, I have conclu........


Hold on a minute..... oOoOoooOOOoooow

No, its no good, I'm off for a weeeeeeeeeeeeee

[neilep (OP)]

I can't hold more than 150 millilitres before I feel like bursting. I think a normal bladder can hold about 350 mL? I never enjoyed dancing much.

Thanks Fuzz... []

I think in the comfort of our own homes or the comfort of being in close proximity to a loo means the need for the tribal wee dance is not required... []

[neilep (OP)]

I've given this some con......

Just a minute...... Ooooow


That's better, now where was I? Oh yes, after consideration, I have conclu........


Hold on a minute..... oOoOoooOOOoooow

No, its no good, I'm off for a weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Have ewe finished yet ?  []

[FuzzyUK]

Have ewe finished yet ?  []

Now that's a real problem for men with an enlarged prostate or an irritable bladder as they get older! (The Urologist at the hospital told me I was an irritable bleeder; I obviously misheard him and he meant I had an irritable bladder).

[Bored chemist]

My guess is that it's displacement activity.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Displacement_activity
I wonder what Neil was looking for when he found that picture.

[neilep (OP)]

My guess is that it's displacement activity.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Displacement_activity
I wonder what Neil was looking for when he found that picture.

Thanks BC that's wonderful info....

...oh...I thought of the question first and then searched for an appropriate piccy !......gosh !..what must ewe think of me !! ? [] []

[Bored chemist]

Fortunately for you, I think you are a sheep.

[Don_1]

I've given this some con......

Just a minute...... Ooooow


That's better, now where was I? Oh yes, after consideration, I have conclu........


Hold on a minute..... oOoOoooOOOoooow

No, its no good, I'm off for a weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Have ewe finished yet ?  []

Finished!

Do you think I have problem?

[neilep (OP)]

Fortunately for you, I think you are a sheep.

 [] []

[neilep (OP)]

I've given this some con......

Just a minute...... Ooooow


That's better, now where was I? Oh yes, after consideration, I have conclu........


Hold on a minute..... oOoOoooOOOoooow

No, its no good, I'm off for a weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Have ewe finished yet ?  []

Finished!

Do you think I have problem?

..........Problem ?.......Many !!...that's why we luff ewe here !!

[cheryl j]

There are two sphincters in the bladder. The upper one is made of smooth muscle and under involuntary control. The lower one is made of skeletal muscle and under voluntary control. The only reason I can think of for hopping around is to constrict the muscles of the voluntary sphincter, or to activate the sympathetic nervous system that sometimes over-rides the parasymapathetic nervous system that controls involuntary muscles. But I'm totally guessing.

While it's a weird physiological question, kind of a long the lines of why do women open their mouth while putting on mascara, your obscession with peeing seems to go beyond the normal interests of this forum. There's probably others better suited.

[neilep (OP)]

There are two sphincters in the bladder. The upper one is made of smooth muscle and under involuntary control. The lower one is made of skeletal muscle and under voluntary control. The only reason I can think of for hopping around is to constrict the muscles of the voluntary sphincter, or to activate the sympathetic nervous system that sometimes over-rides the parasymapathetic nervous system that controls involuntary muscles. But I'm totally guessing.

While it's a weird physiological question, kind of a long the lines of why do women open their mouth while putting on mascara, your obscession with peeing seems to go beyond the normal interests of this forum. There's probably others better suited.

Thank ewe Cheryl....and I appreciate your very interesting response !...

I agree it does seems an unusual question but I think it is an interesting one. Do I have a penchant or a proclivity for urea orientated phenomena....?..Only in that it enables me to ask a question. Should I seek out other forums for those types of questions then ?....gosh !!...ok ....nevertheless....ewe took your time to answer the question and I appreciate it. Welcome to the forum   []

[imatfaal]

even in the wider and slightly stranger expanses of the internet I doubt there are fora dedicated to inquisitive sheep with a penchant for high heels - and even if there were, we don't want to share our unique ovine insight!

[neilep (OP)]

even in the wider and slightly stranger expanses of the internet I doubt there are fora dedicated to inquisitive sheep with a penchant for high heels - and even if there were, we don't want to share our unique ovine insight!

[CZARCAR]

i figured evolution= If early man pissed on the ground, it left a scent & predator got him be4 having kids. If he pissed into a stream, the scent would disappear & he lived to have kids.Consequently, the surviving streampisser figured out to run to the water to piss,not leave a fatal scent, & live to have kids.

[Bored chemist]

i figured evolution= If early man pissed on the ground, it left a scent & predator got him be4 having kids. If he pissed into a stream, the scent would disappear & he lived to have kids.Consequently, the surviving streampisser figured out to run to the water to piss,not leave a fatal scent, & live to have kids.

If this was related to the topic I'd point out that the stream pisser might want to think twice.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru
In any event, a urine scent mark tells a predator where I was, not where I am now.

[CZARCAR]

scent allows predator to find your path from unseable distance & then follow the directional signs such as bent grass?