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« on: 18/03/2008 08:01:50 »
What do polyps eat? POLYPFILLA
Where do they go on their holidays? POLYPNESIA
What do you call a dead polyp? POLYPGON

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« Reply #1 on: 18/03/2008 16:44:28 »
I think instead of answering this feeble attempt at humor I'll polyp down on the couch for a nap.
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« Reply #2 on: 18/03/2008 17:45:26 »
I think instead of answering this feeble attempt at humor I'll polyp down on the couch for a nap.
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Ignore him, he's got a right molly face on at the moment. Time of the month!

Where do polyps study? The polyptechnic
What sort of flowers do you give to a polyp? Polypanthus
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« Reply #3 on: 18/03/2008 17:46:34 »
What do you call a dry polyp? A polypunsaturate
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« Reply #4 on: 18/03/2008 19:15:28 »
What do you call an oily polyp? A Polypmer.
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« Reply #5 on: 18/03/2008 19:16:04 »
What do you call a dry polyp? A polypunsaturate

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« Reply #6 on: 18/03/2008 19:35:57 »
What do ewe call a ' quick-change ' Polyp ?......A Polypmorph  *le groan*
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« Reply #7 on: 18/03/2008 19:38:19 »
What do ewe call a Polyp that is a writer, journalist and Labour supporter ?..Pollyp Toynbee....*le even bigger groan*
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« Reply #8 on: 18/03/2008 21:55:03 »
Oh mah gawd!  [::)]
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« Reply #9 on: 18/03/2008 21:56:12 »
LOL you guys are so funny! Hee hee.. good thread Doc! LOL

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« Reply #10 on: 18/03/2008 21:58:02 »
An artificial fibre made from polyps? Polypester
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« Reply #11 on: 18/03/2008 22:02:54 »
A monocellular organism that favours having more than 1 husband? Polypandrist.
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« Reply #12 on: 18/03/2008 23:16:01 »
A talking parrot - Polyp-linguist - also applicable to some naught acts.
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« Reply #13 on: 18/03/2008 23:42:42 »
What do you call a polyp who knows what this means [attachment=2522]


Polypi



What do you call a polyp that likes being the centre of attraction



Neil   [;)] [;D]


P.S Neil

I owe you a polypogy Sorry :)
« Last Edit: 19/03/2008 00:08:34 by ukmicky »

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« Reply #14 on: 18/03/2008 23:53:22 »
What do you call a Polyp that thinks its a cat



POLYPUS     



What do you call 2 Polyps that think they are cats

POLYPUSES     


I think i had better polyp off now. [;D]
« Last Edit: 19/03/2008 00:05:35 by ukmicky »

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« Reply #15 on: 19/03/2008 00:12:50 »
What do you call a Polyp that thinks it's some mixed up Antipodean egg laying mammal ?


A Duck Billed Polypus !!
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« Reply #16 on: 19/03/2008 00:14:59 »
VERY GOOD  [;D]

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« Reply #17 on: 19/03/2008 00:26:53 »
VERY GOOD  [;D]

Yours is better !! [:)]
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« Reply #18 on: 19/03/2008 07:50:03 »
What do you call a Polyp that thinks it's some mixed up Antipodean egg laying mammal ?


A Duck Billed Polypus !!


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« Reply #19 on: 19/03/2008 07:52:17 »
1 for Jim - a polyp that thinks it's a black mineral. POLYPBASITE.
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« Reply #20 on: 19/03/2008 07:54:03 »
A monocellular Greek historian. Polypbius.

Oedipus's foster father. Polypbus (also a method of transportation for monocellular organisms)
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« Reply #21 on: 19/03/2008 17:21:49 »
"This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man."

Polyponius
in Hamlet
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« Reply #22 on: 19/03/2008 17:58:48 »
Corals that formed an orchestra - The Reefer Polyphonic
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« Reply #23 on: 29/03/2008 16:17:14 »
And then they fought amongst themselves -

IN THE POLYPANESIAN WAR
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« Reply #24 on: 30/03/2008 21:15:06 »
And then they fought amongst themselves -

IN THE POLYPANESIAN WAR

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« Reply #25 on: 31/03/2008 00:37:11 »
 What do you call Two female cats in heat....? Polypussy's....Hee hee! (sorry)

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« Reply #26 on: 31/03/2008 18:58:17 »
What do you call Two female cats in heat....? Polypussy's....Hee hee! (sorry)

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« Reply #27 on: 31/03/2008 20:45:31 »
I know..... I know...... I am not good at the polyp thingy!!!!!!

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« Reply #28 on: 31/03/2008 22:58:15 »
Polypoly - the horrible battle for the Dardanelles where so many brave Aussies lost their loves. A stain on the Admiralty and the UK High commands ability for strategic planing.
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« Reply #29 on: 31/03/2008 23:41:28 »
Oh Lordy
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« Reply #30 on: 31/03/2008 23:59:38 »
Saint Polypcarp -

Martyr and Bishop of Smyrna until about 155 AD.
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« Reply #31 on: 03/04/2008 02:39:04 »
More coral polyps are found in Polyponesia than anywhere else in the worlds oceans except the Great Barrier Reef.
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« Reply #32 on: 03/04/2008 08:33:05 »
More coral polyps are found in Polyponesia than anywhere else in the worlds oceans except the Great Barrier Reef.

That's interesting
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« Reply #33 on: 03/04/2008 17:10:47 »
More coral polyps are found in Polypenesia than anywhere else in the worlds oceans except the Great Barrier Reef.

I doubt you realize Polyp-enesia is part of Oceania in the Pacific Ocean.
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« Reply #34 on: 03/04/2008 17:31:59 »
Polypoly - the horrible battle for the Dardanelles where so many brave Aussies lost their loves. A stain on the Admiralty and the UK High commands ability for strategic planing.
Lost their loves? Their wives were shot? Dogs! I'll make them pay!
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« Reply #35 on: 03/04/2008 21:13:22 »
More coral polyps are found in Polypenesia than anywhere else in the worlds oceans except the Great Barrier Reef.

I doubt you realize Polyp-enesia is part of Oceania in the Pacific Ocean.
That's interesting

I knew that.
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« Reply #36 on: 03/04/2008 22:13:46 »
I knew that you would know that.
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« Reply #37 on: 03/04/2008 22:28:52 »
I know about Micronesia too. It's a disease that makes your knees shrink!  [:D]
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« Reply #38 on: 03/04/2008 22:31:37 »
So are you saying that polypnesia is a desease that causes you to have multiple knees.
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« Reply #39 on: 03/04/2008 22:32:09 »
Indeedly-doodly
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« Reply #40 on: 04/04/2008 03:34:11 »
Do multiple knees also mean one suffers from polypygamy?
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« Reply #41 on: 04/04/2008 17:00:38 »
Yes my knees are gamy. I discovered this coming down from Snowdon last year.
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« Reply #42 on: 05/04/2008 00:28:14 »
I would have thought it would be "gamey."
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« Reply #43 on: 05/04/2008 02:04:08 »
How did you catch Snowdon? Did you take care of a polyp ill with it?
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« Reply #44 on: 05/04/2008 12:12:33 »
Sorry I'm a bit thick this morning. Didn't understand the last post. Well I understand the last post that is played at army funerals but your last post?????
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« Reply #45 on: 05/04/2008 15:58:04 »
Wait until the hangover abates and then post to the question.
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« Reply #46 on: 05/04/2008 20:47:23 »
No still too thick. If you need to adjorn to the smoking room, I will join you.
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« Reply #47 on: 06/04/2008 09:58:45 »
The cheroot is lit and the crop is oiled ...
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« Reply #48 on: 06/04/2008 19:51:53 »
A cheroot hey, I like a pipe with a good strong shag.
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« Reply #49 on: 06/04/2008 23:09:27 »
speaking of shags ...
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