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« on: 24/03/2008 20:09:41 »
SALISBURY, Conn. - Police say a man's excuse for speeding through a small Connecticut town takes the cake, or at least the cookie.

A state trooper who stopped the 1993 BMW last fall says its driver, 28-year-old Justin Vonkummer of Millerton, N.Y., blamed his driving problems on an errant Oreo.

Vonkummer told the trooper that an Oreo had slipped out of his hand as he dunked it in a cup of milk, and that he was trying to fish it out when he lost control of his car.

Prosecutors learned in court last week that a clerk had mistakenly noted in court records that Vonkummer had been charged with driving under the influence, rather than speeding and driving with a suspended license.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23766275/

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« Reply #1 on: 25/03/2008 03:45:34 »
What a dope!


*sigh*  Man, I miss oreos!
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« Reply #2 on: 25/03/2008 15:52:55 »
Yes, if you choke on one.
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« Reply #3 on: 25/03/2008 16:23:10 »
SALISBURY, Conn. - Police say a man's excuse for speeding through a small Connecticut town takes the cake, or at least the cookie.

A state trooper who stopped the 1993 BMW last fall says its driver, 28-year-old Justin Vonkummer of Millerton, N.Y., blamed his driving problems on an errant Oreo.

Vonkummer told the trooper that an Oreo had slipped out of his hand as he dunked it in a cup of milk, and that he was trying to fish it out when he lost control of his car.

Prosecutors learned in court last week that a clerk had mistakenly noted in court records that Vonkummer had been charged with driving under the influence, rather than speeding and driving with a suspended license.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23766275/

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Dummy! I bet he'll sue....and win.
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« Reply #4 on: 25/03/2008 19:39:05 »
What a dope!


*sigh*  Man, I miss oreos!

EMMMMMM They are good aren't they! LOL!

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« Reply #5 on: 26/03/2008 02:37:26 »
Yes, especially dipped in milk or coffee!
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« Reply #6 on: 26/03/2008 22:15:31 »
LOL!! Wasn't it dangerous driving though..
I would kill for a glass of milk and oreos right now [;D]
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« Reply #7 on: 26/03/2008 22:23:14 »
Its Seany!

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« Reply #8 on: 26/03/2008 22:31:32 »
Lol hi Sim...
Haven't seen you all for a looong time..
Nice to see you again!
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« Reply #9 on: 27/03/2008 13:57:32 »
LOL!! Wasn't it dangerous driving though..
I would kill for a glass of milk and oreos right now [;D]

It is well that in the UK, murder is no longer a hanging offense. But I seriously doubt one gets Oreo's in prison.
« Last Edit: 28/03/2008 02:19:50 by JimBob »
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« Reply #10 on: 27/03/2008 21:11:15 »
Thanks for the lesson JimBob. and yeah true true

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« Reply #11 on: 27/03/2008 23:01:53 »
Care for one? [;D]

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« Reply #12 on: 27/03/2008 23:03:22 »
Oh yeah I could totaly go for some right now. Running on empty

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« Reply #13 on: 27/03/2008 23:12:35 »
I'm pretty full...
But I have room for oreos [;D]
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« Reply #14 on: 27/03/2008 23:15:56 »
You cna't EVER NOT have room for oreos. Ha yeah lifes busy and hard on me right now..

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« Reply #15 on: 27/03/2008 23:17:43 »
Hope it gets better [;)]
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« Reply #16 on: 27/03/2008 23:21:52 »
Well me too. It's been like that for about 5 months now. All I need is summer..45 more days of school..

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« Reply #17 on: 27/03/2008 23:27:14 »
LOL I've got a 4 week holiday at the moment [;D]
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« Reply #18 on: 28/03/2008 00:38:18 »
YAYYYYYYYY!

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« Reply #19 on: 28/03/2008 01:41:34 »
Just shove it in my face. Jm hah its cool.

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« Reply #20 on: 28/03/2008 02:22:01 »
Just shove it in my face. Jm hah its cool.

Watch out what you ask for. You just might get hit head on while crossing the street by the Oreo deliver truck!
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« Reply #21 on: 28/03/2008 10:55:22 »
No Karen.. He meant me saying " I have a 4 week holiday" at this face lol [:P]
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« Reply #22 on: 28/03/2008 17:56:49 »
I said YAYYY to the Holiday!

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« Reply #23 on: 28/03/2008 17:57:18 »
I like chocolate chip cookies better!

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« Reply #24 on: 28/03/2008 20:50:25 »
Peanut Butter :)

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« Reply #25 on: 28/03/2008 22:47:24 »
I said YAYYY to the Holiday!

Sorry I meant JimBob lol
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« Reply #26 on: 30/03/2008 00:56:51 »
Very kind of you, me lad, very, very kind. I don't get much respect here at all. It is so sad.

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« Reply #27 on: 30/03/2008 11:35:41 »
Huh.. I'm confused [:P]

Did I do something bad??
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« Reply #28 on: 30/03/2008 23:11:56 »
No - I was thanking you for your kindness - not getting on you. You did nothing wrong.

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Dangerfield

I was alluding to his tag line "I don't get no respect"
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