[Simulated (OP)]

Main Entry: wet dream
Function: noun
Date: 1851

 : an erotic dream culminating in orgasm and in the male accompanied by seminal emission

I freaking hate these things for one. Why the heck do they have to be there? They just really piss me off. and two um how come I didn't dream the last time I had one? Well a dream I could remember. How come?

[Simulated (OP)]

Does having sex or the amount of masturbation change the amout of wet dreams?

[Madidus_Scientia]

Yes, it does. It seems your body has its own way of masturbation even if you're not going to do it conciously yourself! If you have sex or masturbate more often, you will have less or no wet dreams. And as for not remembering the dream last time it happened, this is unfortunate for you as these are usually the most pleasant dreams to remember But in fact you actually cannot remember most of the dreams you have, i remember hearing that on average you have about 17 dreams per night, even if you think you've had none, but you cannot remember them.

[Simulated (OP)]

Yeah a few really stink. THanks for your answer.

[MayoFlyFarmer]

You tink they suck now.... wait until you share your bed with someone on a regular basis.  Can be quite embarrassing... especially if you talk in your sleep. [:-[]

[paul.fr]

This topic reminds me of a song:

here have all good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?

Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?

does anyone know the next line?

[Madidus_Scientia]

lol

Late at night I toss

[Simulated (OP)]

Oh yeah that'd really stink..but yeah that one dream i ain't ever going to forget

[Seany]

I haven't had a wet dream!!

*Wonders.. Maybe I do it too much.. hmm.. NEVERMIND!*

[Make it Lady]

Did you know that women have more sexual dreams when they are pregnant than at any other time.

[MayoFlyFarmer]

i just think they divulge their sexual dreams more often when they're pregnant.  becasue us males aren't allowed to get mad about anything.  even if they're dreaming about another man.... 

[Simulated (OP)]

Why does our body just have um masturbate even though we don't wanna? It's so stupid if you ask me.

So if I like wet dream like 2 times a month how can that be good? Maybe I needa do it more ha

[Karen W.]

This topic reminds me of a song:

here have all good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?

Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?

does anyone know the next line?

 Bonnie Tyler:

“Holding Out For A Hero”

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need

[Chorus]

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder end rising with the heat
It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet

[Chorus]

Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I would swear that there's someone somewhere
Watching me

Through the wind end the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like the fire in my blood

[Madidus_Scientia]

Why does our body just have um masturbate even though we don't wanna? It's so stupid if you ask me.

So if I like wet dream like 2 times a month how can that be good? Maybe I needa do it more ha

Don't know exactly why, maybe its to do with just making sure everything runs ok down there running the engine now and then to keep it running smoothly if you're not using it
There was some findings a few years ago that masturbation could reduce the risk of prostate cancer in men, as it prevents the buildup of potentially carcinogenic chemicals.
By the way its much more common in teenage years if that's around how old you are

[Simulated (OP)]

yeah. 14 and 6 months haha..

they just stink...

[Make it Lady]

If you didn't have them you'd be worried. It is all part of life I'm afraid.

[Simulated (OP)]

Alright..

[MayoFlyFarmer]

Why does our body just have um masturbate even though we don't wanna? It's so stupid if you ask me.

So if I like wet dream like 2 times a month how can that be good? Maybe I needa do it more ha

you body is continuously producing new sperm.  it obviously can't all stay down there.  has to go somewhere.  aslo, as pointed out, flushing the pipes from time to time is good for your prostate.

[Make it Lady]

So if you didn't ejaculate regally your balls would do what.....Explode.....cool!

[MayoFlyFarmer]

no, more likely you would have unused sperm cells breaking down inside your body.  This may release some cellular toxins, which wouldn't be good to have around in an area of your body that has so much actice cell division going on.