Can you answer my question about "wet dreams" and masturbation please?

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Main Entry: wet dream
Function: noun
Date: 1851

 : an erotic dream culminating in orgasm and in the male accompanied by seminal emission

I freaking hate these things for one. Why the heck do they have to be there? They just really piss me off. and two um how come I didn't dream the last time I had one? Well a dream I could remember. How come?
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Does having sex or the amount of masturbation change the amout of wet dreams?

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Yes, it does. It seems your body has its own way of masturbation even if you're not going to do it conciously yourself! If you have sex or masturbate more often, you will have less or no wet dreams. And as for not remembering the dream last time it happened, this is unfortunate for you as these are usually the most pleasant dreams to remember :P But in fact you actually cannot remember most of the dreams you have, i remember hearing that on average you have about 17 dreams per night, even if you think you've had none, but you cannot remember them.

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Yeah a few really stink. THanks for your answer.

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You tink they suck now.... wait until you share your bed with someone on a regular basis.  Can be quite embarrassing... especially if you talk in your sleep. [:-[]
<font color="maroon"></font id="maroon">How much CAML do you have in your toes? [;)]

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This topic reminds me of a song:

here have all good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?

Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?

does anyone know the next line?

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lol

Late at night I toss

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Oh yeah that'd really stink..but yeah that one dream i ain't ever going to forget :(

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I haven't had a wet dream!!

*Wonders.. Maybe I do it too much.. hmm.. NEVERMIND!*
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Did you know that women have more sexual dreams when they are pregnant than at any other time.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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i just think they divulge their sexual dreams more often when they're pregnant.  becasue us males aren't allowed to get mad about anything.  even if they're dreaming about another man.... 
<font color="maroon"></font id="maroon">How much CAML do you have in your toes? [;)]

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Why does our body just have um masturbate even though we don't wanna? It's so stupid if you ask me.

So if I like wet dream like 2 times a month how can that be good? Maybe I needa do it more ha

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This topic reminds me of a song:

here have all good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?

Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?

does anyone know the next line?

 Bonnie Tyler:

“Holding Out For A Hero”

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need

[Chorus]

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder end rising with the heat
It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet

[Chorus]

Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I would swear that there's someone somewhere
Watching me

Through the wind end the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like the fire in my blood

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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Why does our body just have um masturbate even though we don't wanna? It's so stupid if you ask me.

So if I like wet dream like 2 times a month how can that be good? Maybe I needa do it more ha

Don't know exactly why, maybe its to do with just making sure everything runs ok down there :P running the engine now and then to keep it running smoothly if you're not using it :P
There was some findings a few years ago that masturbation could reduce the risk of prostate cancer in men, as it prevents the buildup of potentially carcinogenic chemicals.
By the way its much more common in teenage years if that's around how old you are

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yeah. 14 and 6 months haha..

they just stink...

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If you didn't have them you'd be worried. It is all part of life I'm afraid.
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Alright..

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Why does our body just have um masturbate even though we don't wanna? It's so stupid if you ask me.

So if I like wet dream like 2 times a month how can that be good? Maybe I needa do it more ha

you body is continuously producing new sperm.  it obviously can't all stay down there.  has to go somewhere.  aslo, as pointed out, flushing the pipes from time to time is good for your prostate.
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So if you didn't ejaculate regally your balls would do what.....Explode.....cool!
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no, more likely you would have unused sperm cells breaking down inside your body.  This may release some cellular toxins, which wouldn't be good to have around in an area of your body that has so much actice cell division going on.
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So masurbation is good for you!! [;D]
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Ha..so that's why I stoped for a few weeks cuz i though i was doing something bad and then i started wet dreaming again?

but yeah..

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So masurbation is good for you!! [;D]

ejaculation (by any means) is good for you.  as long as you don't do it to the point of dehydration.

one of life's sweet points.
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And no you wont go blind, get warts or stunt your growth. Where did these myths come from? I used to teach sex education and the number of parents that used to insist that their child should not be told that masturbation was OK, was unbelievable. I still think sex ed. in British schools is woefully poor.
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Soo i mean seriosly how do we discorve we can masturbate..

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Many men with spinal cord injuries do not/ can not ejaculate on a regular basis, or even at all fro some, and there is no increased incidence of prostate cancer among this group... I wonder why.

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My husband had a vasectomy 19 years ago. We were educated for a couple hour long sessions with the doctor who explained the procedure. He said he would make a couple of incisions and clip the tube ends.. when we asked why just clip and tie?  Where does the sperm go then? He said he still produces sperm but the ones that count are absorbed into the body  which is  perfectly safe!  They just  are no longer potent... I do not undertand it.. but reabsorbing it into he body we were told is quite safe... has that changed over the last 19 years?
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Why does our body just have um masturbate even though we don't wanna? It's so stupid if you ask me.

So if I like wet dream like 2 times a month how can that be good? Maybe I needa do it more ha

you body is continuously producing new sperm.  it obviously can't all stay down there.  has to go somewhere.  aslo, as pointed out, flushing the pipes from time to time is good for your prostate.
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Oh I knew that word and what it dealt with, but not exactly what went on you know.

Thanks Karen.

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My husband had a vasectomy 19 years ago. We were educated for a couple hour long sessions with the doctor who explained the procedure. He said he would make a couple of incisions and clip the tube ends.. when we asked why just clip and tie?  Where does the sperm go then? He said he still produces sperm but the ones that count are absorbed into the body  which is  perfectly safe!  They just  are no longer potent... I do not undertand it.. but reabsorbing it into he body we were told is quite safe... has that changed over the last 19 years?

Yeah, i'd say the reduced risk of cancer from masturbating is probably not that great, was probably just a popular story because it gives us men an excuse :P "I'm not doing it cause I like it, its for health reasons!" :P

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Soo i mean seriosly how do we discorve we can masturbate..

Since no one can see that on the first page ha

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Well it tends to get erect now and then and you notice it feels good when you touch it, so you keep playing around with it for a bit, etc...

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Yeah I don't like the way i found out.

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Girls can masturbate also right..

And um why do we wake up and have a "boner"?...

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Not sure actually. Maybe its to encourage you to mate with a female in the morning, after you've spent all night generating sperm?

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Girls can masturbate also right..

And um why do we wake up and have a "boner"?...



Because at night the circus fairies invade your bed and turn your sheets into a circus tent and they need a pole to do this.

This is true.
Men are the same as women, just inside out !

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lol
I think that's a very well thought out hypothesis neilep!

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I did read somewhere that one reason for having an erection on waking was because of a full bladder, most who have one on waking also have a strong urge to pee.

In a sense its a way to stop you peeing the bed unintentionally while asleep and has little to do with sex. You wake with an erection and the first thing you have to do is go for a pee!




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Very true, I always gotta take a pee ha. Thanks guys. Wow neil haaha

but girls can also right?

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Yes Ryan.  Girls can and do masturbate too.
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Alright thanks for the answerr.

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I did read somewhere that one reason for having an erection on waking was because of a full bladder, most who have one on waking also have a strong urge to pee.

In a sense its a way to stop you peeing the bed unintentionally while asleep and has little to do with sex. You wake with an erection and the first thing you have to do is go for a pee!



this is true.  the phenomenon known as "morning wood" has little to do with sex, and is actually a mechanism to help prevent urination in your sleep.  It evolved because urine has a strong smell, and in the wild  if you accidentally urinated in your sleep, it would be pretty easy for your predators to track you down when you are your most vulnerable (sleeping).
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Thanks MayoFlyFarmer for confirming that, "morning wood" eh!

Some very interesting info also that I new nothing about especially it being an old evolutionary survival trait.

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I did read somewhere that one reason for having an erection on waking was because of a full bladder, most who have one on waking also have a strong urge to pee.

In a sense its a way to stop you peeing the bed unintentionally while asleep and has little to do with sex. You wake with an erection and the first thing you have to do is go for a pee!



this is true.  the phenomenon known as "morning wood" has little to do with sex, and is actually a mechanism to help prevent urination in your sleep.  It evolved because urine has a strong smell, and in the wild  if you accidentally urinated in your sleep, it would be pretty easy for your predators to track you down when you are your most vulnerable (sleeping).




Does this mean all male animals wake up with boners ?


...and the defense mechanism for sleeping females is ?..........ahh....facepacks !!
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that would only be a valid theory if men wake with erections every day.. AFAIK this is not the case.. although urinations is imminent shortly after waking.

Having said that I understand that the 'morning glory' as we call it, has very little to do with sexual function and more to do with sphincter contraction.


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As you can tell obviosly, us humans still are wild animials no matter how much we gain.

So if we make things, that means they would have to be natural to since we are? ha

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An odd topic of conversation...
Nocturnal erection in males of many species occurs intermittently during the night.
It is not generally associated with dreaming.
It is observed in very young children and has, so I have read, observed in utero- clearly before they learn to avoid bedwetting.
It cannot, therefore, be a mechanism to avoid nocturnal urination.
There is a hypothesis that it's to ensure that, at least for part of the time, the organ concerned is provided with enough blood to maintain its health.
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this is true.  the phenomenon known as "morning wood" has little to do with sex, and is actually a mechanism to help prevent urination in your sleep.  It evolved because urine has a strong smell, and in the wild  if you accidentally urinated in your sleep, it would be pretty easy for your predators to track you down when you are your most vulnerable (sleeping).

Not that i doubt you, but have you ever tried urinating with an erection?

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Yes. I was wondering the same thing cuz I had nothing better to do for once ha, cuz kids pee the bed they'd be screwed out in the wild ha..

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"Not that i doubt you, but have you ever tried urinating with an erection?"
It's perfectly possible but it tends to be messy.
Perhaps more importantly, if this were the reason for men not wetting the bed you would need to find the reason for the other half of the species not doing so.
Also, while there's probably a correleation between impotence and enuresis, one doesn't always imply the other.
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So that is always why when you wake up and you have to go, but you can't cuz its hard to pee..when its like that. ah