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Little boy squashes a butterfly. His dad says "No butter for a month!"Next day, little boy squashes a honeybee. His dad says "No honey for a month!"Just then the little boy's mother arrives and treads on a cockroach. Little boy turns to his dad and asks "Are you going to tell her or shall I?"
Yep. Doctor Beaver does have bad mind - deranges is more to the point.
the "d" key is next to the "s" key on the US keyboard layout.
the "d" key is next to the "s" key on the US keyboard layout. Just a typo.
Quote from: JimBob on 11/04/2008 01:13:11the "d" key is next to the "s" key on the US keyboard layout. Just a typo.Isn't it that way everywhere?
Quote from: Nobody's Confidant on 11/04/2008 13:12:39Quote from: JimBob on 11/04/2008 01:13:11the "d" key is next to the "s" key on the US keyboard layout. Just a typo.Isn't it that way everywhere?Not, for example, on Arabic, Hebrew, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Russian or Greek keyboards. That's why I said QWERTY keyboards.
Little Harry was sitting on a park bench, munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th bar, a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'Little Harry replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time'? Little Harry answered, 'No, he just minded his own f***in' business. From another moderator - you know who you are!
Good for you. And you shouoldn't have even considered apologising to her. People who poke unwanted noses into my business get very short shrift from me - "Get your nose out or I'll bite it off!"I got so sick of "No smoking day", "No drinking day", "Smile day" that I declared a "Mind your own effin' business day".
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Harry.He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'Then little Harry says, 'I have a question for YOU Miss Rogers'.There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking on the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.Which one is married?'The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'To which Little Harry replies, 'The correct answer is 'The one with the wedding-ring on, 'but I like your thinking.' --------------------------------From the same person as above.
I think ben forgot something - like perhaps a comment on his post, Hum?
Pervert? The pot calls the kettle black?