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« on: 22/04/2008 08:19:29 »
Welcome back. I hope you had a good trip.
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« Reply #1 on: 22/04/2008 20:18:46 »
I've missed you, you sharp toothed, razor witted beaver you.

Yes I've had a great time. We packed in loads in 10 days and lived it up on David's air mile collection and hotel loyalty cards. He travels a lot, a lot, so he had a lot of points to spend. It is the only thing I like about him travelling.

Anyway for the first instalment of my photos go to the Genki desu ka strand. 
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« Reply #2 on: 26/04/2008 16:47:22 »
I would also like to welcome you back and give you my warmest strain of E. coli that I now have in me. http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=14071.0

What about me? Did you miss me, too? I missed you as I was gone almost as long as you were. Ah, the loneliness!
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« Reply #3 on: 26/04/2008 17:04:26 »
英語を話しなさい
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« Reply #4 on: 26/04/2008 20:55:16 »
I would also like to welcome you back and give you my warmest strain of E. coli that I now have in me. http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=14071.0

What about me? Did you miss me, too? I missed you as I was gone almost as long as you were. Ah, the loneliness!

Poor JimBob. I bet you are looking a little thinner after all that. We've had some quite big E Coli outbreaks in Britain and they all seem to be traced back to a single butchers shop usually in a the backwaters of Glasgow. I guess you must have a Dallas equivallent.

Yes I did miss you but next time I'll reverse and run you over on the way back.
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« Reply #5 on: 26/04/2008 20:58:40 »
英語を話しなさい

Yes please. I don't speak much Japanese so English is preferable.
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« Reply #6 on: 27/04/2008 00:11:26 »
I would also like to welcome you back and give you my warmest strain of E. coli that I now have in me. http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=14071.0

What about me? Did you miss me, too? I missed you as I was gone almost as long as you were. Ah, the loneliness!

Poor JimBob. I bet you are looking a little thinner after all that. We've had some quite big E Coli outbreaks in Britain and they all seem to be traced back to a single butchers shop usually in a the backwaters of Glasgow. I guess you must have a Dallas equivallent.

Yes I did miss you but next time I'll reverse and run you over on the way back.

That might be a bit of fun! But if you go to  Dallas you will miss me - I live south of the city by a little under 200 miles.
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« Reply #7 on: 27/04/2008 21:03:34 »
And Britain is small and quaint.
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« Reply #8 on: 28/04/2008 22:27:58 »
And Britain is small and quaint.

And everything in Texas is huge - bellies, mouths, egos...
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« Reply #9 on: 28/04/2008 22:42:26 »
Mental asylums.
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« Reply #10 on: 28/04/2008 22:58:03 »
Is it true that weeners are inversely proportional to the size of the State?
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« Reply #11 on: 29/04/2008 03:26:44 »
No

And after I have defended you, of all the gall - turncoat

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« Reply #12 on: 29/04/2008 08:08:31 »
I have no coat to turn.
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« Reply #13 on: 29/04/2008 17:01:47 »
Yes you do, I can make it into a hat if I so wished. You might not enjoy the process but ....
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« Reply #14 on: 29/04/2008 21:24:41 »
My dad used to say 'Don't pick your nose, it will take the lining out of your hat.'
Does turning a coat into a hat involve the same sort of bodily contortions. I'd like to watch.

Oh and by the way it is sense of humour that is inversely proportional to the size of the state.
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« Reply #15 on: 29/04/2008 22:42:42 »
My dad used to say 'Don't pick your nose, it will take the lining out of your hat.'
Does turning a coat into a hat involve the same sort of bodily contortions. I'd like to watch.

Oh and by the way it is sense of humour that is inversely proportional to the size of the state.

No it isn't. No State is infinite in size.
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« Reply #16 on: 30/04/2008 16:29:42 »
The Beaver's state of ego is  ....

and it is starting to cause Britannia to sink beneath the waves. Something Thomas Arne would never have considered when he set the words to music.
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« Reply #17 on: 30/04/2008 22:44:57 »
No, we rule the waves and I don't mean measure them!!!
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« Reply #18 on: 30/04/2008 23:54:43 »
that is the point - The waves and your ego will be all that is left of the place after your ego get through sinking the isle.
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« Reply #19 on: 01/05/2008 08:01:30 »
The Beaver's state of ego is  ....

and it is starting to cause Britannia to sink beneath the waves.

I doubt that. I'm usually light-headed.
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« Reply #20 on: 02/05/2008 03:30:07 »
But lard-as** (OK this is a family forum.)

Insult implied.
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« Reply #21 on: 02/05/2008 17:00:26 »
Lard? What are you waffling about now, snake-dancer?
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« Reply #22 on: 02/05/2008 19:13:21 »
I am saying that your buttocks are the size of a Holstein and all fat.
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« Reply #23 on: 02/05/2008 20:50:27 »
My buttocks are no concern of yours
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« Reply #24 on: 03/05/2008 02:38:12 »
The fact that your buttocks produce flatulence in the UK and are polluting the air in Texas is of a concern to me.
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« Reply #25 on: 03/05/2008 08:06:44 »
The fact that your buttocks produce flatulence in the UK and are polluting the air in Texas is of a concern to me.

For your information (of which you apparently need copious amounts to raise you to the level of an uneducated, Bluegrass possum) buttocks do not produce flatulence.
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« Reply #26 on: 03/05/2008 16:09:53 »
Sir, if you have never had stewed 'possum and sweet 'taters, you haven't lived. It is as good a meal as light lunch of Lombardian Stracciatella with warm-from-the-oven Casalinga Bread, a country-side Languedocian Qoq au Vin, or a masterful Catalonian Fideua. BUT - the meal must be prepared by a good African American cook.

Besides, in normal mammalian anatomy the region termed "the buttocks" DOES have a sphincter from which odoriferous emanations do often proceed forth into the environment. Or is you head stuck up that referenced sphincter?

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« Reply #27 on: 03/05/2008 16:43:19 »
Hello - M.I.L. Are you there? Are you well or have you started changing the world?
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« Reply #28 on: 04/05/2008 08:22:03 »
I think you will fnd that the orifice to which you refer is BETWEEN the buttocks.
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« Reply #29 on: 04/05/2008 17:50:57 »
It is within in the region designated as "the buttocks" by anatomists. I think you need to chew more trees. It seems that your lower incisors are beginning to penetrate your brain.
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« Reply #30 on: 05/05/2008 09:16:30 »
By that reasoning my chest is part of my arms as it is between them. What a dumbo!
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« Reply #31 on: 05/05/2008 17:06:14 »
The pair of you are talking from out of your buttocks. I'm away for a few days and you two are back bickering like old ladies over a garden fence. Hitch up your boobs and stand back. The Make it Lady is back in the forum!!!

Sorry I've been away but I've been applying for lots of jobs and going to lots of parties. Bunny number two has got the same bug that carried off the other one so I've been nursing said sick animal. Hope it lasts the night but I doubt it.
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« Reply #32 on: 05/05/2008 17:20:58 »
I am sorry about the rabbit - disinfect and renew stock. It is for the children.

I am glad your back, M.I.L.(f), The beaver has been acting up again. He can't even come up with a good come-back. Did you see the lame "You should see the residuals" in "how the mighty have fallen?" That is about as lame as quips become before they need to be put down for having totally broken the legs of the premise they based upon.
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« Reply #33 on: 05/05/2008 17:54:47 »
Oh I don't know. It conjured up some nice pictures in my mind but then my mind is filthy!
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« Reply #34 on: 05/05/2008 19:51:49 »
We are so alike - will you marry me?
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« Reply #35 on: 05/05/2008 19:59:02 »
Sorry, a taller man with blue eyes and mucky ideas beat you too it.
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« Reply #36 on: 05/05/2008 20:22:19 »
Here's a taller man with blue eyes having mucky ideas about a duck.

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« Reply #37 on: 05/05/2008 20:24:27 »
I've just noticed something. That duck has got a really nasty case of piles!
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« Reply #38 on: 05/05/2008 20:50:05 »
He daren't go to the doctors with them because of the size of his bill.
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« Reply #39 on: 05/05/2008 20:50:47 »
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« Reply #40 on: 06/05/2008 02:24:29 »
They are piles, not puns.
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« Reply #41 on: 06/05/2008 07:49:18 »
They are piles, not puns.


Oh Jim, you quack me up.
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« Reply #42 on: 06/05/2008 17:37:04 »
How kind of you to duck in for a complement! It is appreciated.
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« Reply #43 on: 06/05/2008 18:26:38 »
eggactly.
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« Reply #44 on: 06/05/2008 20:12:38 »
Do you like duckling?

I don't know - I've never duckled.
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« Reply #45 on: 06/05/2008 20:49:10 »
I like to dabble.

PS. Rabbit died last night. Both had pnemonia which took hold very fast and killed them in a matter of 12 hours.
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« Reply #46 on: 06/05/2008 22:15:49 »
Sorry your bunny died.
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« Reply #47 on: 07/05/2008 04:30:13 »
I am so sorry. Can we substitute rats for the bunnies. Thy have a much hardier constitution and pet rats are rather nice pets. They only live about 2.5 years but are great pets. A friend of mine won't have any other pet. She thinks they are cute and I must admit they are very affectionate. Almost like dogs.
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« Reply #48 on: 07/05/2008 08:24:20 »
Get a beaver!  [:X]
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« Reply #49 on: 07/05/2008 10:19:57 »
Don't listen to him it is all self-interest. And you know what interests him most, M.I.L.(f)

Get a rat. There has been enough deforestation in England.
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