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« on: 05/05/2008 09:09:31 »
...sadly lacking  [:D]

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« Reply #1 on: 05/05/2008 13:26:08 »
lolololololololololol
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« Reply #2 on: 05/05/2008 16:17:29 »
Did someone put a curler on her tongue?
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« Reply #3 on: 05/05/2008 17:59:13 »
Did someone put a curler on her tongue?

Oh don't I wish!
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« Reply #4 on: 05/05/2008 18:27:09 »
Have you tried a muzzle, Doctor?
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« Reply #5 on: 05/05/2008 20:04:40 »
On me? I just bite through them.
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« Reply #6 on: 05/05/2008 20:28:37 »
Have you tried a muzzle, Doctor?

I did on this 1

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« Reply #7 on: 05/05/2008 20:30:59 »
That is not a muzzle, that is JimBob's posing pouch!!!
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« Reply #8 on: 05/05/2008 20:33:03 »
That is not a muzzle, that is JimBob's posing pouch!!!

He obviously likes them very baggy.
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« Reply #9 on: 05/05/2008 20:37:39 »
What women or posing pouches?
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« Reply #10 on: 05/05/2008 20:38:34 »
He's not fussy. He's from Texas.
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« Reply #11 on: 06/05/2008 02:34:15 »
It is way too small for my huevo de amourosidad.

What is it wit the Beaver. Lately, all he has his mind on is my testicles. "I thought you were a size small" and other remarks of the same nature as the one above. I think he may be getting sweet on me. Back of chum -  I am only for the females of the species.
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« Reply #12 on: 06/05/2008 07:50:15 »
It is way too small for my huevo de amourosidad.

What is it wit the Beaver. Lately, all he has his mind on is my testicles. "I thought you were a size small" and other remarks of the same nature as the one above. I think he may be getting sweet on me. Back of chum -  I am only for the females of the species.

And from what I hear, you're not fussy about the species!

pssst... moles are his favourite coz they can't see how ugly he is
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« Reply #13 on: 06/05/2008 17:38:33 »
I see you are just envious that I have a sex life as yours is non-existent.
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« Reply #14 on: 06/05/2008 18:24:47 »
Gentlemen, gentlemen, a bit of dickorum here.
(Yes the spelling mistake was on purpose.)
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« Reply #15 on: 06/05/2008 18:33:08 »
Doctor Beaver did that young woman object to what you did to her??

Or not??
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« Reply #16 on: 06/05/2008 19:27:45 »
Doctor Beaver did that young woman object to what you did to her??

Or not??

That would depend on which occasion you are referring to.
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« Reply #17 on: 06/05/2008 21:21:36 »
You utter cad......my place Friday?
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« Reply #18 on: 06/05/2008 23:36:16 »
You utter cad......my place Friday?

No thank you. Chemists are things that happen to other people.
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« Reply #19 on: 07/05/2008 05:02:46 »
As is a romantic encounter is for you, Beaver.
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« Reply #20 on: 07/05/2008 07:53:10 »
As is a romantic encounter is for you, Beaver.

Since when does romance come into it?
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« Reply #21 on: 07/05/2008 10:15:22 »
Oh, it is a monetary transaction. I understand, those things are best kept quiet.
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« Reply #22 on: 07/05/2008 19:30:31 »
Re "No thank you. Chemists are things that happen to other people."
Oi! leave me out of this.
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« Reply #23 on: 07/05/2008 19:38:19 »
Re "No thank you. Chemists are things that happen to other people."
Oi! leave me out of this.

You're not from Maccie so you're exempt.
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« Reply #24 on: 07/05/2008 22:46:01 »
So from now on do I have to say "Maybe it is because I am a Chemist from Macclesfield" every time I feel discriminated against?
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« Reply #25 on: 07/05/2008 23:26:35 »
So from now on do I have to say "Maybe it is because I am a Chemist from Macclesfield" every time I feel discriminated against?

A female chemist from Macclesfield
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« Reply #26 on: 08/05/2008 19:10:37 »
Don't be that rude, Doc. She can't help being of a different gender than we superior men.
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« Reply #27 on: 09/05/2008 07:21:23 »
Don't be that rude, Doc. She can't help being of a different gender than we superior men.

True. Plus she does look a bit bulldyke-ish.
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« Reply #28 on: 09/05/2008 13:37:52 »
Just remember, you live on the same island she does - I am located across an ocean.
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« Reply #29 on: 09/05/2008 21:18:29 »
Jim - she's female. Do you honestly think her capable of reading a map well enough to find her way to where I live?
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« Reply #30 on: 10/05/2008 03:29:54 »
Now that you bring that to the fore - you are correct, sir. But you also didn't not take into consideration the guile of a woman scorned. She will either hire someone to take you out or do it herself with her husband driving. It is still quite dangerous for you.
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« Reply #31 on: 10/05/2008 21:20:30 »
Now that you bring that to the fore - you are correct, sir. But you also didn't not take into consideration the guile of a woman scorned. She will either hire someone to take you out or do it herself with her husband driving. It is still quite dangerous for you.

Yeah, sure. If they want to try getting past this wee beastie...





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« Reply #32 on: 11/05/2008 01:54:45 »
She will just poison them with rat-poisoned beef. Don't put it past her.
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« Reply #33 on: 11/05/2008 12:24:02 »
She'd have to get past the guard geese first.
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« Reply #34 on: 11/05/2008 19:52:43 »
Now geese are a challenge. That is what I would use for guards. Dogs can be distracted too easily. They may be hope for you yet, Beaver.
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« Reply #35 on: 12/05/2008 18:20:44 »
Does anyone have a remedy for making the pain of goose bites go away? Oh, and the dog hipnotism classes worked. DocB if your dog starts acting like a chicken when you click your fingers it is your own fault for questioning my sexuality. And no I'm not showing you my baps in order to prove said sexuality either. I may go away and sulk if you mention it again, it is very,very,very hurtful.
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« Reply #36 on: 12/05/2008 21:26:51 »
Careful, Jim - she's getting all hormonal again.
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« Reply #37 on: 12/05/2008 22:53:42 »
Has has she considered testosterone shots?

It would tone her down a bit.
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« Reply #38 on: 13/05/2008 22:29:07 »
Testosterone would tone me up, muscle wise! Then I'd be able to punch you both full in the mouth.
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« Reply #39 on: 13/05/2008 22:33:19 »
I thought that the saying went like this "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" Is it?? LOL
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« Reply #40 on: 14/05/2008 08:29:10 »
Testosterone would tone me up, muscle wise! Then I'd be able to punch you both full in the mouth.

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« Reply #41 on: 14/05/2008 13:02:39 »
Oh, that's a face I'd like to sit on!
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« Reply #42 on: 14/05/2008 13:18:19 »
I thought that the saying went like this "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" Is it?? LOL
Nah, the Eye of the Beholder is a knee deep and very wide ocean.
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« Reply #43 on: 14/05/2008 21:44:53 »
Oh, that's a face I'd like to sit on!

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« Reply #44 on: 14/05/2008 23:08:26 »
Beauty is only skin deep.

I've got lovely inards, how dare they!!
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« Reply #45 on: 15/05/2008 10:30:30 »
Beauty is only skin deep.


Well don't scratch too hard
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« Reply #46 on: 15/05/2008 11:11:31 »
I thought that the saying went like this "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" Is it?? LOL
Nah, the Eye of the Beholder is a knee deep and very wide ocean.
Surely that beauty is not just to do with people but the art,
scenery eg countryside. But like the saying goes "You can't judge
a book by it's cover" Philosophical me now.
Rosalind Franklin was my first cousin and one my life's main regrets is that I never met this brilliant and beautiful lady.
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« Reply #47 on: 15/05/2008 13:21:41 »
I thought that the saying went like this "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" Is it?? LOL
Nah, the Eye of the Beholder is a knee deep and very wide ocean.
Surely that beauty is not just to do with people but the art,
scenery eg countryside. But like the saying goes "You can't judge
a book by it's cover" Philosophical me now.
Actually it's a book reference.
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« Reply #48 on: 15/05/2008 13:45:47 »
now all we need is a leech for the 2 on front page =)

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« Reply #49 on: 15/05/2008 21:04:14 »
What is the most beautiful bit of your body?
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