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« Reply #100 on: 06/06/2008 01:10:42 »
Why, thank you for asking. The gate is doing well. I, on the other hand, am still rather in the midst of a pain passion play and a haze of post-operative misery. I am told that the location of the break and the resultant surgery is one of the most painful in the orthopedic world. If it were not for the morphine ...

Luck me.
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« Reply #101 on: 06/06/2008 07:58:53 »
Get well soon, ya miserable old git.
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« Reply #102 on: 06/06/2008 09:48:10 »
LOL! I thought you was going to post about that equasion of beauty the one that 1.33 or something lol

u have a magical mushroom on ur door lololol

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« Reply #103 on: 06/06/2008 13:51:27 »


u have a magical mushroom on ur door lololol

No. I have a portcullis to keep carol singers and J Edgar Hoover Witnesses away.
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« Reply #104 on: 06/06/2008 19:16:05 »
Get well soon, ya miserable old git.

Thank you; and get some mouthwash - you breath stinks.
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« Reply #105 on: 06/06/2008 19:48:26 »
It may stink, but it stinks of honest-to-God beech bark.
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« Reply #106 on: 07/06/2008 01:16:24 »
That's turpentine - you've been drinking again.
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« Reply #107 on: 07/06/2008 08:38:53 »
Lawks... rumbled!
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« Reply #108 on: 07/06/2008 15:30:26 »
Hey - share the jug, you selfish lush.
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« Reply #109 on: 07/06/2008 18:42:41 »
'koff!
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« Reply #110 on: 07/06/2008 20:50:39 »
any one have a putty knife? we need to get the beaver home.
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« Reply #111 on: 08/06/2008 21:14:13 »
*scrrraaaaape*
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« Reply #112 on: 08/06/2008 22:04:17 »
here, fold him up and put him in my wallet. i'll take him home and put him in the pond.
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« Reply #113 on: 08/06/2008 22:48:01 »
Re-inflate me!
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« Reply #114 on: 09/06/2008 01:47:10 »
I'm NOT blowing on that thing!

Just like the guy bitten by a rattlesnake "well, you're gonna die then."
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« Reply #115 on: 09/06/2008 11:01:57 »
You are a very handsome and very sexy Beaver....there that should inflate him. Pin anyone?
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« Reply #116 on: 09/06/2008 13:28:06 »
OUCH!!!!!!!
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« Reply #117 on: 10/06/2008 07:53:36 »
You be careful where you stick that pin!
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« Reply #118 on: 10/06/2008 12:02:30 »
I am with you on this one, Doc.
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« Reply #119 on: 10/06/2008 22:24:10 »
JimBob we could play pin the ridiculous tail on the Beaver!
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« Reply #120 on: 11/06/2008 03:09:58 »
it has already been done - by god
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« Reply #121 on: 13/06/2008 06:20:06 »
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« Reply #122 on: 13/06/2008 16:21:15 »
the truth does hurt at times
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« Reply #123 on: 14/06/2008 05:53:19 »
It's not called a tail - IT'S A SCOOP!
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« Reply #124 on: 14/06/2008 14:58:04 »
I do not believe beavers eat so much ice cream they need a built-in ice cream scoop.
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« Reply #125 on: 15/06/2008 22:42:19 »
No it is not for ice-cream it is a poopa scoop, that is why it is near his bum end!
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« Reply #126 on: 16/06/2008 03:17:51 »
That makes complete sense. But then, why would the rodent eat that much ...... ?
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« Reply #127 on: 19/06/2008 20:46:59 »
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« Reply #128 on: 20/06/2008 03:45:06 »
just can't take the heat, (or pre-coprolitic remark,) can you?
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« Reply #129 on: 20/06/2008 19:15:52 »
Copro-what-ic?
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« Reply #130 on: 21/06/2008 02:12:27 »
that is why they make dictionaries, lazy.
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« Reply #131 on: 21/06/2008 19:28:07 »
Pre-coprolitic? I thought coprolite was fossilised sh*t.
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« Reply #132 on: 21/06/2008 20:12:45 »
That explains a lot! JimBob you are definitely tetchy today, very tetchy.
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« Reply #133 on: 21/06/2008 22:05:34 »
He's just being Texan
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« Reply #134 on: 22/06/2008 03:14:37 »
Pre-coprolitic? I thought coprolite was fossilised sh*t.

pre- fossilized sh^t is just sh^t.

and as for just being texan - you cannot expect us who are fortunate to be here to teach the rest of you all of the knoledge we possess.
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« Reply #135 on: 22/06/2008 22:56:46 »
Pre-coprolitic? I thought coprolite was fossilised sh*t.

 - you cannot expect us who are fortunate to be here to teach the rest of you all of the knoledge we possess.

It wouldn't take long.
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« Reply #136 on: 23/06/2008 20:56:54 »
It would with me as I'm a good filibuster!
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« Reply #137 on: 23/06/2008 21:55:40 »
Filibuster? You mean you break & train female horses?  [:P]
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« Reply #138 on: 24/06/2008 00:28:04 »
Actually, that would be the stallion who deflowers these fillies.
 
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« Reply #139 on: 24/06/2008 15:05:10 »
Base, very base but I like it!
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« Reply #140 on: 24/06/2008 18:32:53 »
Base, very base but I like it!

So we've heard
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« Reply #141 on: 25/06/2008 01:11:07 »
yes, a professional, you know
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« Reply #142 on: 25/06/2008 16:42:04 »
back to the original question...

the answer is..Me.

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« Reply #143 on: 25/06/2008 17:26:01 »
I demand proof.
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« Reply #144 on: 26/06/2008 02:30:11 »
What WAS the original question, anyway?
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« Reply #145 on: 26/06/2008 07:58:27 »
The first question in this thread I can find is...

Did someone put a curler on her tongue?

Is that the 1 you just answered?
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« Reply #146 on: 27/06/2008 03:13:15 »
Paul doesn't know, hes just making trouble.
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« Reply #147 on: 27/06/2008 08:02:18 »
Paul doesn't know, hes just making trouble.

Surely not.
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« Reply #148 on: 27/06/2008 14:13:45 »
Paul doesn't know, hes just making trouble.

Surely not.

Thanks Doc!
Jim, you know me...better than that.

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« Reply #149 on: 27/06/2008 15:26:45 »


That's Beautiful haha