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« Reply #100 on: 01/06/2008 10:48:01 »
You hussy! You seem to think that just cod you're a chemist you can behave like a down-at-eel. Whale let me tell you, missy - we've just about haddock with you. You'd better learn your plaice and no misthake.  [:(!]
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« Reply #101 on: 01/06/2008 19:19:30 »
lame fish jokes are quite like fish themselves - they stink. this one reeks to high heaven.
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« Reply #102 on: 01/06/2008 20:00:26 »
Oh come on JimBob we just did it for the halibut.
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« Reply #103 on: 01/06/2008 20:38:52 »
He's just floundering about now & feeling a bit crabby.
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« Reply #104 on: 01/06/2008 20:39:13 »
Oh come on JimBob we just did it for the halibut.

I thought you did for the money.
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« Reply #105 on: 02/06/2008 02:10:18 »
it is really very, very mercenary, but she is still just gropering around
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« Reply #106 on: 02/06/2008 08:22:39 »
I'm a dab hand at all this.
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« Reply #107 on: 03/06/2008 00:23:18 »
It is a rather crappie pastime, to be sure.

but what are you really fishing for, Beve?
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« Reply #108 on: 03/06/2008 07:45:07 »
I'm just looking for a new angle.
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« Reply #109 on: 03/06/2008 14:13:52 »
perhaps something more acute?
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« Reply #110 on: 03/06/2008 20:35:38 »
perhaps something more acute?

Like a cute beaver?
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« Reply #111 on: 03/06/2008 20:56:55 »
No an acute pain!
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« Reply #112 on: 03/06/2008 20:58:49 »
In the neck? Just call him JimBob.
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« Reply #113 on: 04/06/2008 00:23:29 »
easily substituted are the monikers Dr. Beaver or Make It Lady
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« Reply #114 on: 04/06/2008 08:01:09 »
Or Moniker Lewinsky?
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« Reply #115 on: 04/06/2008 17:00:42 »
the last person most defiantly - the type of work for which she earned notoriety is very strenuous on the neck - worse than bobbing for apples.
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« Reply #116 on: 04/06/2008 20:19:04 »
How do you know?
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« Reply #117 on: 04/06/2008 22:48:38 »
the last person most defiantly - the type of work for which she earned notoriety is very strenuous on the neck - worse than bobbing for apples.

But nothing happened. Clinton said so.
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« Reply #118 on: 04/06/2008 23:56:04 »
How do you know?

i have been served - they complain

the last person most defiantly - the type of work for which she earned notoriety is very strenuous on the neck - worse than bobbing for apples.

But nothing happened. Clinton said so.

and you, sir, never lived in England, right?
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« Reply #119 on: 05/06/2008 20:32:06 »
the last person most defiantly - the type of work for which she earned notoriety is very strenuous on the neck - worse than bobbing for apples.

But nothing happened. Clinton said so.
I thought you meant moaning Moniker, but I guess they are interchangeable too!
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« Reply #120 on: 06/06/2008 07:48:32 »
How do you know?

i have been served - they complain

the last person most defiantly - the type of work for which she earned notoriety is very strenuous on the neck - worse than bobbing for apples.

But nothing happened. Clinton said so.

and you, sir, never lived in England, right?

Surely you are not suggesting that the leader of the free world would be dishonest!  [:0]
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« Reply #121 on: 06/06/2008 18:39:18 »
Is the Lord Mayor of London a complete and total one-of-a-kind showman?

(This is akin to the question "does a wild bear defecate in the woods?")
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« Reply #122 on: 06/06/2008 19:41:54 »
Is the Lord Mayor of London a complete and total one-of-a-kind showman?

(This is akin to the question "does a wild bear defecate in the woods?")

He most definitely is. He is also one of that rare breed - a politician who says what he thinks.

The scariest thing is that he is a clone of his father. In this photo, Dad is nearer the camera & Boris is in the background

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« Reply #123 on: 06/06/2008 20:02:05 »
At least they are playing the greatest court game ever - squash. I was a ranking player in college. Loved it - fast, furious and requiring a LOT of skill.
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« Reply #124 on: 06/06/2008 20:13:04 »
Lot of skill? The first time I played I demolished a Pakistani who'd been playing for 20 years (after 20 years playing he was knackered  [:D] )
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« Reply #125 on: 07/06/2008 02:59:36 »
That's the Doc I know and love. Kick 'em while they are down!
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« Reply #126 on: 07/06/2008 18:38:59 »
Please be kind enough as to keep love out of this!
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« Reply #127 on: 07/06/2008 20:42:00 »
what's the matter snookums? Afraid everyone will know?
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« Reply #128 on: 08/06/2008 21:13:30 »
No flies on me, buddy. What worries me is what they'll find out about you!
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« Reply #129 on: 08/06/2008 22:11:27 »
that would be a shame - they would realize what a looser you really are
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« Reply #130 on: 08/06/2008 22:48:31 »
But at least I can spell "LOSER"
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« Reply #131 on: 09/06/2008 01:44:49 »
the extra "o" was for emphasis
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« Reply #132 on: 09/06/2008 11:05:34 »
ooooooooooow!
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« Reply #133 on: 09/06/2008 13:29:37 »
YOU SEE, BEVE, EVEN SHE GOT IT.
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« Reply #134 on: 10/06/2008 07:54:20 »
YOU SEE, BEVE, EVEN SHE GOT IT.

Better make an appointment with the doctor, then.
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« Reply #135 on: 10/06/2008 12:04:55 »
why?
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« Reply #136 on: 10/06/2008 22:25:31 »
He didn't get it!
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« Reply #137 on: 11/06/2008 03:12:05 »
nope - getting slow
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« Reply #138 on: 11/06/2008 22:45:26 »
Obviously as you can't dodge gates anymore.
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« Reply #139 on: 12/06/2008 02:36:24 »
i thought that was self-evident. so reaching that startling conclusion you made in the previous post is not a great leap of intellect - in fact it is more like a snail moving 1/100th of an inch - down-hill - than a leap.
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« Reply #140 on: 12/06/2008 17:24:33 »
That is fast for a snail. Snailist as well as trollist. Next you will be insulting Beavers.
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« Reply #141 on: 12/06/2008 23:03:24 »
most likely - but dissing trolls is so much fun!
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« Reply #142 on: 13/06/2008 06:12:23 »
Why do I sense impending beaver abuse?
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« Reply #143 on: 13/06/2008 16:15:04 »
I don't know. I would prefer to turn on the troll for a change. she's had it easy for a while.
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« Reply #144 on: 14/06/2008 05:51:34 »
Take pity on her. She's got a new job.
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« Reply #145 on: 14/06/2008 14:47:39 »
What new job, torturing prisoners at the local library under the guise of education?
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« Reply #146 on: 15/06/2008 22:51:35 »
You don't seem to understand what a library is! Prisoners are not kept in libraries, books are. Bossy librarians are not warders, they are simply there to be unhelpful when you need to find a book or to fine you when you forget to bring back a book. Libraries now contain DVDs and have access to the internet. It is hardly Guantanamo Bay is it!
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« Reply #147 on: 16/06/2008 03:21:06 »
Actually, yes.  Under the Geneva Convention, they are places of torture where one can be ejected for clearing one's throat too loudly, or having a scratchy ink pen.
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« Reply #148 on: 18/06/2008 16:20:12 »
I guess it depends what you have in your throat!!
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« Reply #149 on: 18/06/2008 22:14:31 »
Go into a library and ask them to reserve "Fly Fishing" by J R Hartley.
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