Everything is bigger in Texas!!!

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Offline Make it Lady

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« Reply #150 on: 18/06/2008 22:59:14 »
I like fly fishing! but it doesn't involve water.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #151 on: 20/06/2008 03:16:57 »
oh, you put the fly's you catch into soup at French eateries.
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #152 on: 20/06/2008 19:21:53 »
waiter there is a soup in my fly.
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« Reply #153 on: 21/06/2008 02:10:19 »
I think that's my line but then you are too mixed up know what you are doing anyway.
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« Reply #154 on: 21/06/2008 20:16:55 »
Can't think of your own jokes, so you are claiming that you should have told my joke. No wonder things are so confused.
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« Reply #155 on: 22/06/2008 03:09:39 »
look, doc, when you are though playing cosey, just answer the question MIL asked.
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« Reply #156 on: 22/06/2008 15:14:13 »
I've forgotten what it was now.
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« Reply #157 on: 22/06/2008 16:06:52 »
it's the Suffolk Down fog addling the brain of this lush - there isn't any other explination
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« Reply #158 on: 22/06/2008 19:58:09 »
That's miles away, anyway we don't get a lot of fog in June!
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« Reply #159 on: 01/09/2008 01:39:01 »
Everything is big in Texas except your salary.  I wonder why they forgot to put that BIG?