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« Reply #50 on: 07/06/2008 02:30:05 »
Envy rears its ugly head.
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« Reply #51 on: 07/06/2008 02:58:17 »
jealous Alexander Pope didn't have any concern for beavers?
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« Reply #52 on: 07/06/2008 08:48:13 »
Au contraire, mon brave. Pope was an ardent conservationist where coastors were concerned.
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« Reply #53 on: 07/06/2008 09:13:54 »
Pope was an ardent conservationist where coastors were concerned.

Whereas The Pope said beavers were fish and could be eaten on a Friday...

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Therefore, the general prohibition on the consumption of meat on Fridays during Lent does not apply to beaver meat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beavers

Beaver & Chips anyone ?  [:)]

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« Reply #54 on: 07/06/2008 16:37:32 »
yeh, bloke, add me to the order!
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« Reply #55 on: 07/06/2008 19:03:06 »
The ice you 2 are treading on is exceedingly thin.
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« Reply #56 on: 07/06/2008 21:17:54 »
Ice? I thought you fished beavers out of water.
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« Reply #57 on: 08/06/2008 21:21:27 »
Try it, pal  [:(!]
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« Reply #58 on: 08/06/2008 22:26:13 »
Can any woodworker here insert a large steel fishing hook just under the bark of a tender birch branch? lets go trolling for beavers!
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« Reply #59 on: 09/06/2008 11:21:17 »
You leave Trolls out of this. They are peace loving creatures really....Trollist!
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« Reply #60 on: 09/06/2008 14:10:34 »
I hate tolls. They use public money to build something such as a road or a bridge, then CHARGE you for it!

A rip-off, a damned rip-off. Don't get me started on tolls.
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« Reply #61 on: 09/06/2008 14:20:33 »
Don't we know that on the A6 and other Toll roads in the UK, just
a crafty way for the government to make money.


NOt for beavers sadly LOL
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« Reply #62 on: 09/06/2008 18:22:31 »
Don't we know that on the A6 and other Toll roads in the UK, just
a crafty way for the government to make money.

NOt for beavers sadly LOL

There are tunnels under the A6 for use by badgers [not beavers].
Unlike the motorists overhead, the badgers do not pay a toll when passing through [:)]

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« Reply #63 on: 09/06/2008 20:47:10 »
Wouldnt life be boring without the two old guys [;D]

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« Reply #64 on: 09/06/2008 23:02:33 »
OLD?

Just who are you calling old, geezer?
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« Reply #65 on: 10/06/2008 01:30:24 »
Wouldnt life be boring without the two old guys [;D]

HaHa!  My thoughts exactly.
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« Reply #66 on: 10/06/2008 02:48:41 »
Come on Now  Michaels just a baby! He's a youngin There!

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« Reply #67 on: 10/06/2008 08:08:42 »
Wouldnt life be boring without the two old guys [;D]

Show some respect for your elders, you cheeky young whippersnapper!

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« Reply #68 on: 10/06/2008 08:09:46 »
Wouldnt life be boring without the two old guys [;D]

HaHa!  My thoughts exactly.

Thoughts? There's a first!
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« Reply #69 on: 10/06/2008 12:25:59 »
Au contraire, mon brave. Pope was an ardent conservationist where coastors were concerned.

You are showing signs of Michael's dementia - and lack of ability to think.

What did A. Pope think of coasters?
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« Reply #70 on: 10/06/2008 22:21:36 »
Save the Coaster as it saves our table tops. Down with formica, down with granite!
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« Reply #71 on: 11/06/2008 03:09:05 »
ARE YOU WELL, MIL(F)?
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« Reply #72 on: 11/06/2008 22:43:17 »
Fine thank you. But one funny turn deserves another.
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« Reply #73 on: 12/06/2008 02:27:00 »
are these like apple turn-overs?
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« Reply #74 on: 12/06/2008 17:27:57 »
I'm not keen on cooked apple, it makes me heave. When I was at my first school an evil teacher made me eat some apple turn-over and I brought it back down her leg. Such good memories!
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« Reply #75 on: 13/06/2008 06:06:00 »
Down with formica, down with granite!

Agreed. They taste horrible.
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« Reply #76 on: 13/06/2008 16:09:34 »
now, now, you just haven't eaten granite fixed properly - with capers, artichokes, a little lemon and peanut butter.

magnificent!
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« Reply #77 on: 14/06/2008 05:50:51 »
You're not exactly an epicure, are you.
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« Reply #78 on: 14/06/2008 14:43:05 »
Did I say peanut butter? I should have said sour cream. My apologies.
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« Reply #79 on: 15/06/2008 23:01:07 »
And so you should. Peanut butter indeed. Geeves, throw another American on the fire!
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« Reply #80 on: 16/06/2008 03:58:07 »
Oh, Geeves! She's trying to ordering you around again, isn't she? Damned nuisance woman. As long as your up and started at the task, you may as well put that crazy, uppity, woman to the fire instead. This crazy Brit peasantry: shes putting on airs, as well. Can't have them run around acting as if they can actually make a difference in the world for their Town Council, now, can we? They may actually think the Magna Carta really existed and applies to THEM!

As for that man who thinks he is a anteater - oh, beaver you say, Geeves - beaver it is; send his sorry tail - he, he - (that's a joke, Geeves) up to Scotland to live among the wet bracken along with that nutter chap who had his teeth filed to points, his skin totally tattooed with leopard spots and who chases down wild animals for food. Actually lives nude all year long thinking he's a leopard! Simply daft, he is. Another daft fellow to keep him company or keep him fed won't hurt, doesn't matter to me.

And Geeves, before the end of the day make sure my private jet is fueled with the pilots completely ready to take me back to Texas tomorrow. Must resume my disguise and stay in character for a favorable outcome for the mission. England needs the oil.

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« Reply #81 on: 16/06/2008 05:02:18 »
totally tattooed with leopard spots and who chases down wild animals for food.
Leopard Man actually hunts down his meals at the local shop...
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/44090/the_leopard_man/

A local shop for local people...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gCJcqnuUawE&feature=related [:)]
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« Reply #82 on: 17/06/2008 03:08:40 »
he's still quite balmy, as is ....
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« Reply #83 on: 17/06/2008 22:22:48 »
Yes he is like a warm summers day, isn't he?
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« Reply #84 on: 17/06/2008 22:36:16 »
And so you should. Peanut butter indeed. Geeves, throw another American on the fire!

That reminds me of the Blackadder episode with Lord & Lady Whiteadder.

"Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics"

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« Reply #85 on: 18/06/2008 02:32:13 »
Or pagans.
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« Reply #86 on: 18/06/2008 15:57:25 »
No, Catholics have the advantage of leaving the room smelling of that stuff they wave over the alter rail.
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« Reply #87 on: 18/06/2008 22:09:42 »
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« Reply #88 on: 18/06/2008 22:12:34 »
I've shaved all my hair off !

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« Reply #89 on: 18/06/2008 22:24:00 »
I've shaved all my hair off !



That wouldn't have taken long - unless you're talking about body hair.
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« Reply #90 on: 18/06/2008 22:24:22 »
No, Catholics have the advantage of leaving the room smelling of that stuff they wave over the alter rail.

Fish paste?
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« Reply #91 on: 18/06/2008 22:55:48 »
They don't wave fish paste about only if Peter and Simon haven't had a good catch.

You know what I mean that handbag thingy that looks like it is on fire.
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« Reply #92 on: 18/06/2008 23:05:17 »
You know what I mean that handbag thingy that looks like it is on fire.

That's an incensitive remark about Catholic rituals [:)]

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« Reply #93 on: 18/06/2008 23:06:06 »
INCENSE thats it, they smell of incense. Going back to hair, why does it smell so bad when you burn it?
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« Reply #94 on: 22/06/2008 03:05:35 »
I don't know. have you asked a burning Jesuit?
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« Reply #95 on: 22/06/2008 15:15:42 »
No I'm trying to give them up.
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« Reply #96 on: 22/06/2008 16:09:27 »
good idea, they are learned BUT about half the time they are incorrect in their answers, anyway.
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« Reply #97 on: 22/06/2008 22:58:19 »

You know what I mean that handbag thingy that looks like it is on fire.

It's called a thurible
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« Reply #98 on: 23/06/2008 02:04:13 »
It's called a thurible

Those pesky things reproduce at an incredible rate  [:)] ....

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« Reply #99 on: 23/06/2008 08:05:10 »
It's called a thurible

Those pesky things reproduce at an incredible rate  [:)] ....


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