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I've sneezed whilst in bed but as far as i know i always wake up a split second before.
As a firm believer in empirical study I will tonight , when all my family are asleep, blow a little pepper up their noses and see what happens. Should they wake I will congratulate them with a fanfare, a ticker tape parade and a bucket of ice cold water poured over their heads as a celebratory gesture for their contribution to science. As further checks will be necessary I will repeat this experiment on the hour every hour till 6am. I am already confident at the joy and glee I will be met with.
I will probably both win and lose a challenge for this, but have frequently witnessed the Old Dragon go from a state of unconsciousness into bolt upright sneezing fits and whilst experiencing muscle spasms as a result of the sneezing, but I have never known her to sneeze in her sleep.And if she happens upon this post when she emerges from her present comatose state... Please consider this as yet another proposal to make an honest woman of you, Al. If only because I can take the rejections, but not the thought of you going through what you have been through lately, and have likely to come, living on your own and without being around to support you!Grumpy Old Mare, besides verifying this proposal of marriage, perhaps you can talk some sense into that mule-headed, dragon-tongued playmate of yours? Please. God knows, I have been trying long enough...Oh, and she is right about the spell check on here. It tried to change mule-headed into muddleheaded just now. It needs educating. Even if mule-headed and muddleheaded are probably interchangeable in this instance.
Grumpy Old Mare, besides verifying this proposal of marriage, perhaps you can talk some sense into that mule-headed, dragon-tongued playmate of yours?