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« on: 11/06/2008 20:16:50 »
Hi There,

I'm Neil.

Ewe may remember me from such though provoking threads as " Can I climb a Rock Cake after making it ?"...and..."why does water become ice when put in the freezer ?" and " why at night when I turn the light off does it get dark ?"....and " Why when I run into a wall does it hurt ?"

....more of these mind boggling questions to follow !

In the mean time.....I wanted to say ' hello '.....






*Gosh !!..Sheepys been away such a while that he hopes he's actually returned to the right site....cos obviously being a sheep.....once ewe've seen one site they all look the same*
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« Reply #1 on: 11/06/2008 20:20:42 »
Quick everyone grab the mint sauce. Bagsie the tenderloins. By the way this forum is the naked carnivores. There are very few male members as we have eaten them, the members I mean!
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« Reply #2 on: 11/06/2008 20:23:32 »
Quick everyone grab the mint sauce. Bagsie the tenderloins. By the way this forum is the naked carnivores. There are very few male members as we have eaten them, the members I mean!

LOL...exactly which kind of " member " have ewe eaten recently ?....


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« Reply #3 on: 11/06/2008 20:26:27 »
Why is it that 3 minutes are after coming back here I get an email offering me penile enlargement !! ?
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« Reply #4 on: 11/06/2008 23:44:20 »


Its the competition!!!

Maybe because a certain "member shrank" at the thought of not returning and being eaten!!!! LOL LOL!~
« Last Edit: 11/06/2008 23:47:12 by Karen W. »

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« Reply #5 on: 11/06/2008 23:49:38 »

Awwwww, no need to worry sheepy, we don't bite hard. [;)]


Welcome back!
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« Reply #6 on: 12/06/2008 01:37:06 »


Its the competition!!!

Maybe because a certain "member shrank" at the thought of not returning and being eaten!!!! LOL LOL!~


Shrank ?...oh my.....i'm at the 'inverted'  stage now !!
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« Reply #7 on: 12/06/2008 01:38:53 »

Awwwww, no need to worry sheepy, we don't bite hard. [;)]


Welcome back!

Thanks for the welcome back Carolyn......phew !!..that's a relief that ewe don't bite hard.......after all..it'll probably ruin your dentures !!...*giggles*
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« Reply #8 on: 12/06/2008 02:25:03 »


Its the competition!!!

Maybe because a certain "member shrank" at the thought of not returning and being eaten!!!! LOL LOL!~


Shrank ?...oh my.....i'm at the 'inverted'  stage now !!

 Lol  "shrunk"... yes yes I forgot about your whittle peculiararity.. sheepy! LOL...

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« Reply #9 on: 12/06/2008 03:05:43 »
he deserts you, leaves you heartbroken, worried ill, alone, afraid and he pops in, says i'm back and you offer him SEX??????

women - they MUST be crazy!
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« Reply #10 on: 12/06/2008 06:38:52 »
LOL...Jim Bob....you crack me up..... lol.....
bring that shoulder over here and let me kiss it all better!!! Ll.. poor blindsided man....next time let someone else stand in the way of the gate!! Poor Boy needs a kiss! Hee hee hee!

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« Reply #11 on: 12/06/2008 11:34:42 »
Neil, it is nice to have TNS's sheepy back, yes the man who creates the oddest titles threads.












Keep up the good work !!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #12 on: 12/06/2008 12:51:07 »
he deserts you, leaves you heartbroken, worried ill, alone, afraid and he pops in, says i'm back and you offer him SEX??????

women - they MUST be crazy!

Would it help if I offered ewe sex ?    [;D]


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« Reply #13 on: 12/06/2008 12:52:55 »
Neil, it is nice to have TNS's sheepy back, yes the man who creates the oddest titles threads.


Keep up the good work !!!!!!!!!!!!


THANK YOU Rosalind...nice to be back amongst ewe all !

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!
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« Reply #14 on: 12/06/2008 17:17:59 »


Its the competition!!!

Maybe because a certain "member shrank" at the thought of not returning and being eaten!!!! LOL LOL!~


Shrank ?...oh my.....i'm at the 'inverted'  stage now !!

I understand this. People call me treasure because I have a sunken chest.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #15 on: 12/06/2008 23:22:18 »
he deserts you, leaves you heartbroken, worried ill, alone, afraid and he pops in, says i'm back and you offer him SEX??????

women - they MUST be crazy!

Would it help if I offered ewe sex ?    [;D]





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« Reply #16 on: 17/06/2008 16:49:41 »
*humps the hunky hunk*  [;D]
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« Reply #17 on: 17/06/2008 16:56:49 »
DANIEL!!!!! HI!!!!!

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« Reply #18 on: 17/06/2008 16:57:56 »
Hello hun  [:)]
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« Reply #19 on: 17/06/2008 17:56:44 »
HI! Already said it though! LOL.. Sorry I couldn't wait! LOL!

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« Reply #20 on: 17/06/2008 19:27:27 »
*humps the hunky hunk*  [;D]

Oh My !!

Offers all legs !!...prepares for joy !!
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« Reply #21 on: 17/06/2008 19:28:34 »
I was just thinking about you !!....yes..yes I was !!!

.........it was nirty !! (Nirty = dirty and norty together...I just made it up...FAB or wot ?)
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« Reply #22 on: 17/06/2008 19:41:26 »
*humps the hunky hunk*  [;D]

Oh My !!

Offers all legs !!...prepares for joy !!

*humps the Neil*  [;D]

I was just thinking about you !!....yes..yes I was !!!

.........it was nirty !! (Nirty = dirty and norty together...I just made it up...FAB or wot ?)

Definitely a FAB word  [O8)]

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« Reply #23 on: 17/06/2008 20:31:23 »
*humps the hunky hunk*  [;D]

Oh My !!

Offers all legs !!...prepares for joy !!

*humps the Neil*  [;D]

I was just thinking about you !!....yes..yes I was !!!

.........it was nirty !! (Nirty = dirty and norty together...I just made it up...FAB or wot ?)

Definitely a FAB word  [O8)]




You're FAB !! *sheepy flutters eyelids*  [attachment=3313]
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« Reply #24 on: 17/06/2008 20:58:28 »
*humps the hunky hunk*  [;D]

Oh My !!

Offers all legs !!...prepares for joy !!

*humps the Neil*  [;D]

I was just thinking about you !!....yes..yes I was !!!

.........it was nirty !! (Nirty = dirty and norty together...I just made it up...FAB or wot ?)

Definitely a FAB word  [O8)]




You're FAB !! *sheepy flutters eyelids*  [attachment=3313]

You're FAB to hunky hunk [:)]
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« Reply #25 on: 17/06/2008 22:18:17 »
I'm not getting any so now I've got the hump!
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« Reply #26 on: 17/06/2008 23:53:20 »
I'm not getting any so now I've got the hump!


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« Reply #27 on: 18/06/2008 16:16:24 »
Err you made the dancing sheeps fur yellow! Anyway thats not the kind of luvin I want.
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« Reply #28 on: 18/06/2008 16:39:18 »
Err you made the dancing sheeps fur yellow! Anyway thats not the kind of luvin I want.

LOL !!   


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