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« on: 04/08/2008 16:38:04 »
...does that make him a rocky horror?
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« Reply #1 on: 04/08/2008 17:08:31 »
Do you mean "Does he wear a bask and fishnets?"
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« Reply #2 on: 04/08/2008 17:14:36 »
I always had him pegged as the jump to the left type.
« Last Edit: 04/08/2008 17:17:51 by Paul. »

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« Reply #3 on: 04/08/2008 17:19:12 »
I doubt he can do the pelvic thrusts with his hips!
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« Reply #4 on: 04/08/2008 20:48:19 »
I doubt he can do any type of thrusts.
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« Reply #5 on: 05/08/2008 02:09:45 »
That shows how little you know of me.

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« Reply #6 on: 05/08/2008 09:20:51 »
What have red teeth got to do with thrusts?  [???]
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« Reply #7 on: 05/08/2008 15:12:03 »
A geologist doesn't need to DO any thrusts; we just study them. As a matter of fact, that is what I am working on at present: thrust faulting in my part of the world.

NOW, the "thrusts" Beaver so crassly refers to are not within the preview of geology in general or any specific geologist per se. However, as a consummate admirer of, and a very consummate and highly regarded "mate" for the feminine half of the species, I must say that the Beaver knows full well of the perfidy of his speech with regards to my ability and fame in this area of my life. In fact, the only reason for the salaciousness of his remarks is jealousy.

I ALONE am "familiar" with Janet. Riff Raff (Beaver) has no chance with Janet, especially with his hump, and was lucky that Eddie even cast him a casual glance.

Please don't condemn the Beaver; have pity on this "Frank-N-Furter wanna-be" complex.

He is just such a pitiful creature, with his matted fur, broken left incisor, etc. The pictures of him, laying in the gutter clasping his empty bottle of cheap gin now circulating on the internet, should bring out our pity for this hapless creature, not condemnation.

I will thus be setting up a "Alcoholism Treatment and Recovery" trust account at the Royal Bank of Scotland, Oxford Branch, and will do so with a personal contribution of 100 pounds. The details will be forthcoming so that you can also help to hopefully bring this creature back to a useful, contributing member of society.

PLEASE, help this hapless creature.
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« Reply #8 on: 05/08/2008 16:10:58 »
What a prat!
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« Reply #9 on: 05/08/2008 18:23:23 »
Dear, Oh dear. Jim, i'm sorry to say this, but that rather long last post of your was shot down with just 9 letters by the Beav...Oh the shame...

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« Reply #10 on: 05/08/2008 20:45:48 »
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« Reply #11 on: 06/08/2008 00:40:45 »
Dear, Oh dear. Jim, i'm sorry to say this, but that rather long last post of your was shot down with just 9 letters by the Beav...Oh the shame...


Why should the opinions of two Flintstone's bother me? They are just a pair of English honkers.    
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« Reply #12 on: 06/08/2008 08:44:36 »
(can I be Fred? I always fancied Wilma!)Yabba Dabba Dooooooo

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« Reply #13 on: 06/08/2008 10:13:03 »
(can I be Fred? I always fancied Wilma!)Yabba Dabba Dooooooo

You what? Betty was the babe!
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« Reply #14 on: 06/08/2008 10:21:58 »
I thought JimBob had a point actually. However I am a little concerned about his voyouristic tendances. Fancy watching, no, studying thrusts. Now I know why he was in my shower!
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« Reply #15 on: 06/08/2008 10:55:41 »
I thought JimBob had a point actually. However I am a little concerned about his voyouristic tendances. Fancy watching, no, studying thrusts. Now I know why he was in my shower!

He was trying to steal your soap.
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« Reply #16 on: 06/08/2008 13:11:58 »
I got an email from Jim this morning, it was marked private so I will not discuss it here.
Lets just say, he was very sad at being out shone on the forum, and was protesting that he is a Geologist because he can remember (once) getting his rocks off! Oh, and he said he will be my friend if I help him make the beav look silly.
Obviously, he does not need my help doing that !

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« Reply #17 on: 06/08/2008 13:34:50 »
He's easy to outshine coz he's so DIM!
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« Reply #18 on: 06/08/2008 17:17:56 »
That shows how little you know of me.

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And he has his lips on upside down. Perhaps he can snog spiderman!
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« Reply #19 on: 06/08/2008 23:50:11 »
As the above is so astoundingly outrageous and would only be believed by someone who also believes George W. Bush is a great president, there is no need for rebuttal. 
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« Reply #20 on: 07/08/2008 16:21:35 »
Do you mean "Does he wear a bask and fishnets?"

Is it not Basque? my that is a terrible mistake for such an educated LADY to make... ;-)

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« Reply #21 on: 07/08/2008 17:10:33 »
I'm Dyslexic....deal with it!
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« Reply #22 on: 08/08/2008 00:06:20 »
I'm Dyslexic....deal with it!

You spelled that OK
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« Reply #23 on: 08/08/2008 14:33:50 »
Yeh, go away - she's our problem only, no criticism!
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« Reply #24 on: 08/08/2008 18:35:15 »
I'm just going out into the sun to bask in my basque. So how do you spell the Spanish Terrorists of the same name that are trying to get Independence? It is very sunny in Spain so I'm confused. Do the rebels wear fishnets too?
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« Reply #25 on: 09/08/2008 00:17:02 »
Only on Saturday nights.
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