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« on: 08/08/2008 18:42:09 »
Can't wait until Sunday 10 o'clock pm channel 4. They have a programme about hunting Beaver. They then skin them and wear them. This brings a tear to the eye. Are you still with us Beaver as I saw a Lady in a slighty plum colour fur coat the other day.
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« Reply #1 on: 08/08/2008 18:58:36 »
This brings a tear to the eye.

Really?

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« Reply #2 on: 08/08/2008 19:32:58 »
Depends which way you look at it!
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« Reply #3 on: 08/08/2008 22:47:05 »
Somebody is rapdily heading towards a very large hole in the ground!
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« Reply #4 on: 08/08/2008 22:59:46 »
Can't wait until Sunday 10 o'clock pm channel 4. They have a programme about hunting Beaver. They then skin them and wear them. This brings a tear to the eye. Are you still with us Beaver as I saw a Lady in a slighty plum colour fur coat the other day.

Let me remind you the famous "Wild Beaver Protection Act"!

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« Reply #5 on: 09/08/2008 02:38:48 »
hmm interesting.. how many beavers would one need for a full length coat.. size 10?

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« Reply #6 on: 09/08/2008 04:31:37 »
Can't wait until Sunday 10 o'clock pm channel 4. They have a programme about hunting Beaver. They then skin them and wear them. This brings a tear to the eye. Are you still with us Beaver as I saw a Lady in a slighty plum colour fur coat the other day.

You obviously have a wonderful ability to select quality TV programming. Enjoy the show, especially the part about skinning the beaver. I want to know all the gruesome details about the blood and gore. It will be wonderful, even second hand.
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« Reply #7 on: 09/08/2008 08:28:06 »
Can't wait until Sunday 10 o'clock pm channel 4. They have a programme about hunting Beaver. They then skin them and wear them. This brings a tear to the eye. Are you still with us Beaver as I saw a Lady in a slighty plum colour fur coat the other day.

You obviously have a wonderful ability to select quality TV programming. Enjoy the show, especially the part about skinning the beaver. I want to know all the gruesome details about the blood and gore. It will be wonderful, even second hand.

You won't live long enough to see it.
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« Reply #8 on: 09/08/2008 15:42:33 »
Can't wait until Sunday 10 o'clock pm channel 4. They have a programme about hunting Beaver. They then skin them and wear them. This brings a tear to the eye. Are you still with us Beaver as I saw a Lady in a slighty plum colour fur coat the other day.

You obviously have a wonderful ability to select quality TV programming. Enjoy the show, especially the part about skinning the beaver. I want to know all the gruesome details about the blood and gore. It will be wonderful, even second hand.

You won't live long enough to see it.

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« Reply #9 on: 09/08/2008 17:39:06 »
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Sounds like the Ed Gein story.  [:)]

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Searching the house, authorities found:

Human skullcaps, apparently in use as soup bowls
A human heart
A chandelier of severed penises.
A scrotum door knocker.
A Christmas tree adorned with testicle ornaments.
Skin from the face of Mary Hogan, a local tavern owner, found in a paper bag
A window shade pull consisting of human lips
A vest crafted from the skin of a woman's torso;
A belt made from several human nipples
Socks made from human flesh
A sheath made from human skin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein
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« Reply #10 on: 09/08/2008 18:36:57 »
Now that is what I call a thread stopper!
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« Reply #11 on: 09/08/2008 19:08:55 »
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A chandelier of severed penises.

Is "chandelier" the collective noun ?   [:)]

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« Reply #12 on: 09/08/2008 19:24:56 »
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A chandelier of severed penises.

Is "chandelier" the collective noun ?   [:)]

I wouldn't like to be there to verify that!
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« Reply #13 on: 09/08/2008 20:05:40 »
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A Christmas tree adorned with testicle ornaments.

Nuts are traditional at yuletide  [:)]

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« Reply #14 on: 09/08/2008 20:09:47 »
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A Christmas tree adorned with testicle ornaments.

Nuts are traditional at yuletide  [:)]

That's why I headbutt people at Christmas
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« Reply #15 on: 10/08/2008 02:00:28 »
I think I need to start skinning my kills. I am planning to redecorate.
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« Reply #16 on: 10/08/2008 02:20:07 »
Don't even think about it  [:(!]
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« Reply #17 on: 10/08/2008 02:38:59 »
Oh, I hadn't even thought of beaver, only the humans - but now that you bring it up, a little fur over there ...
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