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« on: 09/08/2008 09:52:19 »

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« Reply #1 on: 09/08/2008 10:32:21 »
Obviously a music-lover has heard him singing "It isn't easy being green"  [:)]
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« Reply #2 on: 09/08/2008 11:34:20 »
That could well be  [:D]
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« Reply #3 on: 10/08/2008 01:52:57 »
Not really. Kermit just read a book by Thomas Kempis.
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« Reply #4 on: 10/08/2008 02:15:43 »
At least Kermit wasn't buried alive.
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« Reply #5 on: 10/08/2008 02:33:39 »
Seems as if you missed the arcane reference.
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« Reply #6 on: 10/08/2008 02:35:16 »
Far From it. Thomas Kempis was buried alive.
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« Reply #7 on: 10/08/2008 02:47:56 »
Far From it. Thomas Kempis was buried alive.

Indeed he was. But I was referring to his book "Of The Imitation Of Christ" - Why else would Kermit be nailed up?
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« Reply #8 on: 10/08/2008 10:38:16 »
Kermie's Australian relatives can be useful...

           Cane Toad Leather Rectangular Shoulder Bag 
 [attachment=4082]

http://www.roopooco.com/rectangular2.htm

Trs chic, non ?
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« Reply #9 on: 10/08/2008 11:00:22 »
Tres grotesque!
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« Reply #10 on: 10/08/2008 11:00:56 »
Far From it. Thomas Kempis was buried alive.

Indeed he was. But I was referring to his book "Of The Imitation Of Christ" - Why else would Kermit be nailed up?

Maybe he's just kinky.
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« Reply #11 on: 10/08/2008 12:47:00 »
I did say shoulder bags with heads are fashionable [:)] ...

[attachment=4088]

http://www.lighterside.com/product/apparel-accessories/totes-handbags-umbrellas/dog+purse.do?WT.svl=63663

Unlike the toad-bag, this doggy-bag did not involve taxidermy.
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« Reply #13 on: 10/08/2008 14:37:00 »
I use our cats bums as pencil sharpeners.
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« Reply #14 on: 10/08/2008 15:02:14 »
I use our cats bums as pencil sharpeners.

Sharon do the cats scratch you?
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« Reply #15 on: 10/08/2008 15:15:26 »
« Last Edit: 10/08/2008 16:03:57 by RD »

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« Reply #17 on: 10/08/2008 16:25:25 »
More cats and spikes...

[attachment=4096]

http://www.newsweek.com/id/149280

The Kermit's creators and Monty Python have both ripped-off this invention.
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Marvin_Suggs
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« Reply #18 on: 10/08/2008 17:42:49 »
[:)]

[attachment=4094]

http://www.newsweek.com/id/149280
http://www.hotdollfordog.com/

We need one of these for Dr. Beaver. Keep him home with the family on the weekends.

I'll hold contributions.
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« Reply #19 on: 10/08/2008 19:08:02 »
It will need to look more like a lady Beaver.
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« Reply #20 on: 10/08/2008 22:31:16 »
Not for the Doc. As long as it holds still ...
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« Reply #21 on: 12/08/2008 16:22:42 »
He likes them still, that is worrying!
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« Reply #22 on: 13/08/2008 00:29:56 »
Indeed. Are there any missing beavers (or other animals of any type) in the area around Doc's ranch? If so, the constabulary should be alerted.
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« Reply #23 on: 13/08/2008 10:55:15 »
I think this thread should be locked RIGHT NOW!  [:(!]
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« Reply #24 on: 13/08/2008 11:55:14 »
JimBob swallowed the key so you will have to wait with a sieve!
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« Reply #25 on: 13/08/2008 16:34:37 »
He is accustomed to such chores. Can't get a real job, you know.
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« Reply #26 on: 13/08/2008 22:44:21 »
What the fek are you 2 eejits wittering about?
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« Reply #27 on: 13/08/2008 23:07:17 »
Don't you take that Irish tone with me.
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« Reply #28 on: 13/08/2008 23:21:20 »
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« Reply #29 on: 13/08/2008 23:24:36 »
Now that is just plain rude!
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« Reply #30 on: 14/08/2008 01:36:34 »
Yep, he gets up my nose, too.
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« Reply #31 on: 14/08/2008 08:18:06 »
I'm in dispute with management and decided to picket.
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« Reply #32 on: 14/08/2008 15:16:48 »
That's what you get for disputing your superiors - stuck out in front of the main battle line standing picket duty.
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« Reply #33 on: 14/08/2008 17:36:20 »
Nah. I was in the forest checking out the trees defences
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« Reply #34 on: 14/08/2008 21:25:16 »
But your picket post was on the nose of the hill.
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« Reply #35 on: 14/08/2008 21:42:31 »
Yes. I left a couple of Texans up there. They don't know any better.
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« Reply #36 on: 15/08/2008 01:31:03 »
That explains why there has been no attack in that sector. Two Texans are worth a whole battalion of regulars.
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« Reply #37 on: 15/08/2008 11:15:23 »
No. The enemy didn't like the smell.
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« Reply #38 on: 15/08/2008 18:25:59 »
You have obviously been fed false information. Why have you been consorting with the enemy?

TRAITOR!
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« Reply #39 on: 16/08/2008 10:07:25 »
No consorting involved. I was watching through my little Beaverscope and saw them turn up their hoses & run away.
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« Reply #40 on: 16/08/2008 15:41:11 »
The wind wasn't even from a direction that would enable the scenario you describe. Going over the Signal Corps wind data it was blowing towards the enemy form a position marked as:
 
"DANGER! - CASTOR HABITAT
BEWARE OF THE STENCH"
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« Reply #41 on: 17/08/2008 11:27:53 »
Was it fek as like!
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« Reply #42 on: 17/08/2008 14:29:58 »
I take that incomprehensible reply, ignoring its vulgarity, as a negation of the statement on wind direction.

Or was it?

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« Reply #43 on: 17/08/2008 18:55:32 »
For anyone who can actually understand the English language, that reply was not at all incomprehensible. But, as you're American, I shall make allowances.
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« Reply #44 on: 19/08/2008 00:04:29 »
Was it fek as like!

THAT isn't even close to English unless you just crawled out of a pub.
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« Reply #45 on: 19/08/2008 18:18:38 »
It's colloquial.
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« Reply #46 on: 19/08/2008 23:50:41 »
Ah, limited to a small segment of society - in his case one barking mad eccentric Englishman trying to utter a sentence with a small, VERY small, smattering of meaning.
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« Reply #47 on: 10/09/2008 20:00:34 »
Ah, limited to a small segment of society - in his case one barking mad eccentric Englishman trying to utter a sentence with a small, VERY small, smattering of meaning.

Haven't you ever heard a beaver bark?
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« Reply #48 on: 10/09/2008 20:07:07 »
Freddy tells me they have created lots of Beaver monsters on Pokemon. One type can chew through stone with their beaver like teeth.
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« Reply #49 on: 10/09/2008 20:10:23 »
Please do not associate beavers with those animated Japanese mutants!
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