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« on: 10/08/2008 11:32:01 »
Father Ted has to be 1 of the funniest series ever to appear on British television. I feel sorry for Americans if they never got to see it.

I thought it might be nice to collect a few of our favourite Father Ted moments here so we can look at them and have a little chuckle. I'll start.

Father Ted: He gets a kind of waxy build up in his ears.
Father Dougal: Yeah, but it's good though, in a way, cos we never run short of candles.

Father Ted: Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!

Father Ted: What was it he used to say about the needy? He had a term for them...
Father Dougal: A shower of bas**rds.
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« Reply #1 on: 10/08/2008 11:45:15 »
Father Jack Compilation (including Toilet Duck)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHVzkUK41yI&NR=1

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« Reply #2 on: 10/08/2008 11:51:32 »


I like the Holy Swearing video, but I'd best no post a link as it's not exactly child-friendly!
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« Reply #3 on: 10/08/2008 11:59:36 »
Mrs Doyle (offering Jack a cup of tea): And what would you say to a cup?
Father Jack: FEK OFF CUP!
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« Reply #4 on: 11/08/2008 12:24:37 »
Ted and fellow priests getting lost in the lingerie dept - priceless!

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« Reply #5 on: 12/08/2008 15:54:18 »
The Holy souvenirs including the selotape dispenser that said, "You have just used 2cms of selotape, god bless you."

Fred really likes the rabbits in Father Jack's bedroom.
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« Reply #6 on: 12/08/2008 16:08:07 »
Mrs Doyle having a fist fight with a friend over who will pay for the tea.
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« Reply #7 on: 13/08/2008 00:16:08 »
Why not just the whole series?
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #8 on: 13/08/2008 10:47:51 »
What about Mrs Doyle and her friends at the football... "YOU'RE SH1TE! YOU'RE SH1TE"

Classic!
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« Reply #9 on: 13/08/2008 11:57:44 »
....And Dougal guarding the corner flag!
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« Reply #10 on: 13/08/2008 22:41:26 »
....And Dougal guarding the corner flag!

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« Reply #11 on: 14/08/2008 00:31:02 »
Can I start a Police Squad thread?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i8PZFQz-qmo

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« Reply #12 on: 14/08/2008 01:35:18 »
NO!

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« Reply #13 on: 14/08/2008 08:17:34 »
Gawd... that told him!  [:o]
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« Reply #14 on: 14/08/2008 11:37:41 »
go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on..........

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« Reply #15 on: 14/08/2008 12:08:46 »
FEK OFF!
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« Reply #16 on: 14/08/2008 15:31:22 »
come on, me lad, ye can doo better 'n 'at


NO!  FEK OFF!
DRINK!
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« Reply #17 on: 14/08/2008 17:58:36 »
That would be an ecumenical matter.
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« Reply #18 on: 14/08/2008 18:30:35 »
No it wouldn't. That would be JamBib hollering again.
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« Reply #19 on: 14/08/2008 22:45:32 »
Yes, anyone want to take me for a walk?
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« Reply #20 on: 14/08/2008 22:47:27 »
Not before matron has given you your medication and cleaned you up after your enema.
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« Reply #21 on: 15/08/2008 00:45:56 »
I liked the automatic Jack wheelchair. The one with the whiskey bottle hanging just out of Jack's reach so that he moved the wheels himself trying to get the bottle.
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« Reply #22 on: 15/08/2008 01:40:12 »
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein