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« on: 13/08/2008 10:41:57 »
Look at this. It's Dave Short's avatar.



To me, that looks like a chef having his naughty bits tickled by a black guy who's standing behind him!
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« Reply #1 on: 13/08/2008 10:45:33 »
I suspect you have a dirty mind, and have now planted a seed of rudeness in the minds of the more impressionable forum members!

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« Reply #2 on: 13/08/2008 11:03:14 »
Moi?  [::)]
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« Reply #3 on: 13/08/2008 11:51:44 »
I see BenV is hands free! A bit of tantric going on!
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« Reply #4 on: 13/08/2008 16:32:45 »
You just can't trust these Cantabrigiensian lads, you know - at least, that is the "chatter" around the countryside. The whole institution supposedly started with dons from Oxford vacating the vicinity of that city after a wild party where a woman was "violated" and murdered. Two of the offenders directly responsible were caught and subsequently hung, with the consent of the King; so in 1209 some of the rogue perverts from Oxford got together east of Oxford to form Cantab.

Now, one cannot take all of this as actual fact, but the pall of, and continued rumors of, libidinous conduct has hung over this institution since its inception.

It is again a question of "what are they up to?" The mere fact that it is "The Naked Scientist," not "The Inquisitive Scientists" or "The Well-Haberdashed Scientists" does causes a modicum of concern, esp. in the C.O.E.

Does all this mean that our allegiance may have been misplaced and our trust violated? I do hope this is not the case but the somewhat rude sigil "Dragon Dave" has chosen to use does raise these doubts and questions.

I think I'll drop a line to the Sun. They will get to the bottom of this!   

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« Reply #5 on: 13/08/2008 16:50:03 »
They tend to print a lot of pictures of bottoms too!
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« Reply #6 on: 13/08/2008 17:34:09 »
It is again a question of "what are they up to?" The mere fact that it is "The Naked Scientist," not "The Inquisitive Scientists" or "The Well-Haberdashed Scientists" does causes a modicum of concern, esp. in the C.O.E.

You're right - that lot are obsessed with sex; they devote whole synods to it.

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« Reply #7 on: 13/08/2008 22:12:56 »
I meant The Sun newspaper but if the cap fits!
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« Reply #8 on: 13/08/2008 22:50:15 »
Judging by his avatar, Dave has a feather duster fetish.
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« Reply #9 on: 13/08/2008 23:03:10 »
Cleaning Fetish maybe. You can come and clean my house if you like wearing only a lab coat.
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« Reply #10 on: 13/08/2008 23:05:29 »
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« Reply #11 on: 14/08/2008 03:39:19 »
smiley man strikes again - anyone understand what he is trying to say?
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« Reply #12 on: 15/08/2008 00:53:15 »
I can see your squeagy!
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« Reply #13 on: 15/08/2008 01:26:51 »
Blame this Hungarian zip
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« Reply #14 on: 15/08/2008 01:54:19 »
nuters, the lot of them
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« Reply #15 on: 15/08/2008 17:19:10 »
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Job centre advertises for naked cleaner, 10 an hour (but only 6 if you're fully clothed)

A job centre has been carrying an unexpected advert - for a naked cleaner.
The advert is one you might expect to see in a top shelf magazine or on an X-rated internet site.
But the job of naked domestic help is one of the positions Southampton Jobcentre Plus has been offering to the Hampshire city's unemployed.

The advert, from a company called Knobs 'n' Knockers, says: 'Required for household cleaning duties in the nude.
Pinny provided. Must have pleasant nature.'

Lucky applicants could expect to earn 10 an hour - compared with 6 for fully-clothed cleaners.

In its advert, the company stated it was looking for applicants of either sex to make washing-up and ironing more erotic for its punters in the South-East.
The advert urged candidates to send an email outlining their credentials for the role.

A Department for Work and Pensions spokesman said it could not refuse to carry the advert.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk

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« Reply #16 on: 16/08/2008 10:04:36 »
So that's where Sheepie has gone!
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« Reply #17 on: 16/08/2008 10:38:20 »
The naked cleaner job gives a whole new meaning to Mr Mopp's catchphrase.

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« Reply #18 on: 16/08/2008 10:39:40 »
MRS Mopp, actually. But I won't nit-pick.

Me? Not nit-pick? Jeez, I must be mellowing in my dotage!
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« Reply #19 on: 16/08/2008 10:55:38 »
Dorothy Summers did have a hoarse voice  [:)]

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« Reply #20 on: 16/08/2008 11:12:33 »
Not when she was using the feather duster!
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« Reply #21 on: 16/08/2008 15:58:28 »
Do you mean that having the cleaning lady clothed is normal? I'll be snookered. My cleaning girls always clean for me in the nude - wouldn't have it any other way.
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« Reply #22 on: 17/08/2008 11:30:36 »
You're so myopic you wouldn't notice anyway
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« Reply #23 on: 17/08/2008 15:11:25 »
Perhaps in you dotage, used so blithely above as an excuse for your declining prowess at being a curmudgeon, you couldn't clean out your ears well enough to realize that there are such item that improve eyesight; items that I use everyday, all day, called eye glasses, spectacles, whatever you wish to name them.

In case you have never been exposed to this information before, THEY CAN BE USED TO CORRECT YOUR VISION, INCLUDING MYOPIA!

Just a little information for you "dotage."


(For the unenlightened among you, this person to whom I am responding is just a crotchety old dodger.)


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« Reply #24 on: 17/08/2008 18:57:43 »
items that I use everyday, all day, called eye glasses, spectacles, whatever you wish to name them.


Yes, you're good at making a spectacle of yourself.
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« Reply #25 on: 19/08/2008 00:06:56 »
items that I use everyday, all day, called eye glasses, spectacles, whatever you wish to name them.


Yes, you're good at making a spectacle of yourself.

Then you must own a pair as you make a spectacle of yourself daily. It is quite sad to see you deteriorate this way.
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« Reply #26 on: 19/08/2008 18:19:42 »
items that I use everyday, all day, called eye glasses, spectacles, whatever you wish to name them.


Yes, you're good at making a spectacle of yourself.

Then you must own a pair as you make a spectacle of yourself daily. It is quite sad to see you deteriorate this way.

You can't see anything, you myopic old fart!
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« Reply #27 on: 20/08/2008 00:26:42 »
Excuse me, but your Tourette's Syndrome is showing.
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« Reply #28 on: 26/08/2008 21:44:07 »
I can SEE your both in very RUDE health.
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« Reply #29 on: 26/08/2008 23:41:05 »
I choose to use this definition:

8.  robust, sturdy, or vigorous.
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« Reply #30 on: 27/08/2008 02:04:27 »
So that's where Sheepie has gone!

seems we're up for the same job !!...cos you've gone awol !!..though, they'll pay you to keep your clothes on !!

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« Reply #31 on: 27/08/2008 22:04:35 »
A naked beaver is a bad thing!
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« Reply #32 on: 27/08/2008 23:06:26 »
Bald is Beautiful!
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« Reply #33 on: 28/08/2008 02:29:15 »
Bald is Beautiful!

Yes it is!!!


Oh wait a minute.....We're not talking about the same thing are we. [:I]
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« Reply #34 on: 28/08/2008 03:15:17 »
Oh Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwd !!

I luff it !!!
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« Reply #35 on: 28/08/2008 21:01:09 »
Back onto Brazilians again. It seems you are never more than 100 metres away from a Brazilian.
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« Reply #36 on: 28/08/2008 21:56:01 »
I didn't know you had fire ants in the UK, too.
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