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« on: 27/08/2008 00:05:13 »
Has Anyone seen our Doctor Beaver lately or has he been on TNS when I had
my internet connections problems over the past 3 weeks.

I hope he's ok.
Rosalind Franklin was my first cousin and one my life's main regrets is that I never met this brilliant and beautiful lady.
She discovered the Single DNA Helix in 1953, then it was taken by Wilkins without her knowledge or agreeement.

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« Reply #1 on: 27/08/2008 01:49:27 »
He is on vacation in Marrakech - possibly. I do know that he is on sabbatical to "get away from it all." Time of return uncertain. He is just fine, though tired.

I suspect Marrakesh may be where Beavers with doctoral degrees go for sabbatical.
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« Reply #2 on: 27/08/2008 02:06:40 »
Hmmmpth !

ewe wouldn't catch me leaving without letting everyone know !!
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« Reply #3 on: 27/08/2008 02:08:03 »
Hee hee!

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« Reply #4 on: 27/08/2008 02:10:58 »
Hmmmpth !

ewe wouldn't catch me leaving without letting everyone know !!

You are a considerate sheepy!
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« Reply #5 on: 27/08/2008 11:48:21 »
That's exotic for a Doctor BEaver, Marrakech if I'm right then I think it's in Morocco. Although my geography is crap.
Rosalind Franklin was my first cousin and one my life's main regrets is that I never met this brilliant and beautiful lady.
She discovered the Single DNA Helix in 1953, then it was taken by Wilkins without her knowledge or agreeement.

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« Reply #6 on: 27/08/2008 13:44:17 »
Are ewe sure it's not Margate ?
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« Reply #7 on: 27/08/2008 15:55:51 »
Hmmmpth !

ewe wouldn't catch me leaving without letting everyone know !!

He did let everyone know. He let the most important person on the site know and relied on this human bastion of efficiency to notify the plebeian masses that he was away. What is the big deal?
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« Reply #8 on: 27/08/2008 17:46:15 »
Hmmmpth !

ewe wouldn't catch me leaving without letting everyone know !!




He did let everyone know. He let the most important person on the site know and relied on this human bastion of efficiency to notify the plebeian masses that he was away. What is the big deal?



As a reprobate miscreantal member of the Proletariate I expected to be informed too !
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« Reply #9 on: 27/08/2008 22:01:18 »
When a beaver wants to come or go,
He will never let his playmates know,
He would never tell a little lamb,
If he was to go to some other damn.

I'm sure he has found a better lodge,
To rest his paws and to forum dodge.
I hope he will return with vigour
And his little nose will twitch and quiver.

His music will be much improved
And his teeth will be no longer grooved,
I hope his tunes will be big hits
And if they are I'll show him my gratitude!
 
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #10 on: 27/08/2008 22:25:48 »
show him you big what?
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« Reply #11 on: 27/08/2008 23:16:16 »
show him you big what?

Is this an anagram?
Beeswax: Natures petrol tank sealant.

When things are in 3D, is it always the same three dimensions?

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« Reply #12 on: 28/08/2008 21:04:31 »
I think he was reading between the lines of my poem.

Sheepy, what do you think of my poem? I'm also fond of a bit of verse.
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« Reply #13 on: 28/08/2008 21:58:03 »
I like the universe - and it is just as well, it is all we've got.
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« Reply #14 on: 28/08/2008 22:15:43 »
I think he was reading between the lines of my poem.

Sheepy, what do you think of my poem? I'm also fond of a bit of verse.


I'm impressed indeed ,
Only smiles and not terse
By the talent ewe show
When conducting your verse

Great timing astute,
With depth and aplomb
You're a verse writing beaut
You've evoked this Withdrawn
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« Reply #15 on: 28/08/2008 22:29:47 »
Oh no! I hate withdrawal, so unsatisfying.
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« Reply #16 on: 28/08/2008 23:19:09 »
Oh no! I hate withdrawal, so unsatisfying.


*le sigh*

Clearly the human world is filled with ideals and rules I just fail to grasp !

Ho hum !!.......oh well.....I'll get back to studding a few ewes and throwing clumps of grass at Moo Moo the cow in the next field. That pleases the flock.
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« Reply #17 on: 28/08/2008 23:36:09 »
Oh no! I hate withdrawal, so unsatisfying.


*le sigh*

Clearly the human world is filled with ideals and rules I just fail to grasp !

Ho hum !!.......oh well.....I'll get back to studding a few ewes and throwing clumps of grass at Moo Moo the cow in the next field. That pleases the flock.

LOL LOL LOL
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She discovered the Single DNA Helix in 1953, then it was taken by Wilkins without her knowledge or agreeement.

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« Reply #18 on: 30/08/2008 21:31:52 »
Oh no! I hate withdrawal, so unsatisfying.


*le sigh*

Clearly the human world is filled with ideals and rules I just fail to grasp !

Ho hum !!.......oh well.....I'll get back to studding a few ewes and throwing clumps of grass at Moo Moo the cow in the next field. That pleases the flock.

You know Moo Moo? When I was young my brothers name was Mary, Mary Moo cow and his best friend was Moo Moo. They were both members of the young Farmers club which explains it all really.
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« Reply #19 on: 03/09/2008 20:44:52 »
Come back Beaver, Moaning isn't the same without you.
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« Reply #20 on: 03/09/2008 21:24:02 »
Come back Beaver, Moaning isn't the same without you.


yeah...come back ewe old git !!....no one brings a hop and a smile with such verbosity and mental discernment than ewe !! ewe sagacious dam builder !

I tell ewe what..I 'll do ya a deal .....I'll leave....ewe come back !!
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« Reply #21 on: 03/09/2008 21:25:19 »
...and where's the other old fart too !! ?

Probably being amused by his own reflection !!...keeps them happy for ages y'know !!
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« Reply #22 on: 03/09/2008 21:28:43 »
I think t'other one is working very hard on business type things in order to earn money...WHY!
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« Reply #23 on: 03/09/2008 21:33:07 »
I think t'other one is working very hard on business type things in order to earn money...WHY!

Money ?.....surely he still has some teeth left to put under the pillow !!...for heavens sake...even if not, he could put his dentures there and get a group rate !!
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« Reply #24 on: 03/09/2008 21:37:24 »
My Dad (age 82) had all his teeth taken out for his 21st birthday. The toothfairy had a hernia bringing all those sixpences.
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« Reply #25 on: 03/09/2008 21:41:07 »
My Dad (age 82) had all his teeth taken out for his 21st birthday. The toothfairy had a hernia bringing all those sixpences.


That was a lot of money in them days !!

If he'd invested it all back then, he'd be Bill gates today and could afford to buy the tooth fairy a back brace !!

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« Reply #26 on: 03/09/2008 21:43:19 »
Funnily enough my Dad is called Bill but sadly not Gates!
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« Reply #27 on: 03/09/2008 21:45:30 »
Funnily enough my Dad is called Bill but sadly not Gates!

Bill Board ? (it's nearly a gate !)
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« Reply #28 on: 03/09/2008 22:00:59 »
I think t'other one is working very hard on business type things in order to earn money...WHY!

Money ?.....surely he still has some teeth left to put under the pillow !!...for heavens sake...even if not, he could put his dentures there and get a group rate !!

A group rate.... LOL...LOL...Jimminy Christmas Neily! LOL Your making me choke laughing!! LOL
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« Reply #29 on: 03/09/2008 22:03:34 »
I think t'other one is working very hard on business type things in order to earn money...WHY!

Money ?.....surely he still has some teeth left to put under the pillow !!...for heavens sake...even if not, he could put his dentures there and get a group rate !!

A group rate.... LOL...LOL...Jimmminy Christmas Neily! LOL Your making choke laughing!! LOL

Breathe in through  the nose and slowly out through the mouth !!
try and relax !! *giggles*
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« Reply #30 on: 03/09/2008 22:04:56 »
Who the hell is Jimmy Christmas. I don't think it is JimBob. I can't imagine much would make him go HOHOHO! Apart from.......never mind.
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« Reply #31 on: 03/09/2008 22:06:09 »
LOL.. Neily You should do stand up comedy ... you are so fast on your toes and quick witted!.. I love it! LOL LOL..I would buy front row tickets!

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« Reply #32 on: 03/09/2008 22:06:20 »
Who the hell is Jimmy Christmas. I don't think it is JimBob. I can't imagine much would make him go HOHOHO! Apart from.......never mind.

maybe that's why he's trying to make money !!....they can luff him long time !!
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« Reply #33 on: 03/09/2008 22:07:59 »

Who the hell is Jimmy Christmas. I don't think it is JimBob. I can't imagine much would make him go HOHOHO! Apart from.......never mind.


I always thought it came from Jimminy Cricket!?
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« Reply #34 on: 03/09/2008 22:09:56 »
No Cricket is far to British to be a Jimminy
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« Reply #35 on: 03/09/2008 22:10:55 »
Who the hell is Jimmy Christmas. I don't think it is JimBob. I can't imagine much would make him go HOHOHO! Apart from.......never mind.

maybe that's why he's trying to make money !!....they can luff him long time !!
As Boris said after earning lots of money..Ping Pong is coming home.
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« Reply #36 on: 03/09/2008 22:11:52 »
OH YEAH.. Who knows then.. I always thought it was! Wait.. I mean Cricket as in the insect not the game.. an old cartoon movie character!

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« Reply #37 on: 03/09/2008 22:22:19 »
He was Pinnocios conscience...I know...just joshin'
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« Reply #38 on: 04/09/2008 03:45:01 »
Who the hell is Jimmy Christmas. I don't think it is JimBob. I can't imagine much would make him go HOHOHO! Apart from.......never mind.

Would you - just for me?

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« Reply #39 on: 04/09/2008 06:42:23 »
LOL....Your such a shameless fellow...LOL!

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« Reply #40 on: 05/09/2008 00:27:16 »
It's seems like ages since I saw beaver!

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« Reply #41 on: 05/09/2008 00:38:58 »
It's seems like ages since I saw beaver!

Awwww, I'm sorry.
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« Reply #42 on: 05/09/2008 03:33:56 »
It's seems like ages since I saw beaver!

Gripe, gripe, gripe. That's all you do. Why don't you just beat it?
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« Reply #43 on: 05/09/2008 15:12:29 »
I am suffering from a repetative strain injury at the moment!

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« Reply #44 on: 05/09/2008 15:15:03 »
I am suffering from a repetative strain injury at the moment!

How rude !!...put that thing away !!
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« Reply #45 on: 05/09/2008 17:22:20 »
Why, because his jaw muscles are sprained?
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« Reply #46 on: 05/09/2008 19:15:44 »
Why, because his jaw muscles are sprained?

Are ewe syaing that Paul needs this ? to do this

when I am sure he'd prefer these !!
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« Reply #47 on: 05/09/2008 22:38:57 »
Where is Dr Beaver and I hope that he is well?

Come back ASAP Doc Beaver
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« Reply #48 on: 06/09/2008 03:09:15 »
Why, because his jaw muscles are sprained?

Are ewe syaing that Paul needs this ? to do this

when I am sure he'd prefer these !!

Oh My God! He is writing in hieroglyphics now.

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« Reply #49 on: 06/09/2008 19:50:57 »
Paul, I feel so sorry that you haven't seen Beaver for so long. I hope the Beaver famine is lifted soon. Don't resort to a dust buster!!!
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