why is a person's nose not 12 inches long?

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why is a person's nose not 12 inches long?
« on: 01/09/2008 22:12:21 »
why is a person's nose not 12 inches long?
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Re: why is a person's nose not 12 inches long?
« Reply #1 on: 01/09/2008 22:33:05 »
I give in !!....what's the answer ?
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« Reply #2 on: 01/09/2008 22:47:22 »
If it were 12" long it would be a foot.

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« Reply #3 on: 02/09/2008 09:33:26 »
What's  a foot?
Dunno - we'll have to wait and see.

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« Reply #4 on: 02/09/2008 13:33:58 »
 your missing it! its an old joke... why isnt a nose we inces long?

if it was then it would be a foot....

get it?   Not a nose!!!

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« Reply #5 on: 02/09/2008 19:36:22 »
I still don't get it !

12 inches is a foot ?...nope !...not a hope in me getting that !
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« Reply #6 on: 02/09/2008 19:40:44 »
Are you pulling my leg?? YOU ARE!! Dang Neily, I can't tell if you are serious or not???? LOL

A foot as in the foot on the end of your leg not 12 inches of measure, foot!

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« Reply #7 on: 02/09/2008 20:38:48 »
Are you pulling my leg?? YOU ARE!! Dang Neily, I can't tell if you are serious or not???? LOL

A foot as in the foot on the end of your leg not 12 inches of measure, foot!

do ewe mean my toes ? *scratches head*
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« Reply #8 on: 02/09/2008 20:40:38 »
There are plans afoot to check if Neil can count to 12.
Please disregard all previous signatures.

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« Reply #9 on: 02/09/2008 20:54:54 »
Because Pinocchio has copyright.

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« Reply #10 on: 02/09/2008 21:03:05 »
Are you pulling my leg?? YOU ARE!! Dang Neily, I can't tell if you are serious or not???? LOL

A foot as in the foot on the end of your leg not 12 inches of measure, foot!

do ewe mean my toes ? *scratches head*

LOL.... LOL....Thanks for the smiles.. and giggles!

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« Reply #11 on: 02/09/2008 21:03:37 »
There are plans afoot to check if Neil can count to 12.


UH OH Sheepy.. back to school for you!!

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« Reply #12 on: 02/09/2008 21:04:42 »
Because Pinocchio has copyright.

HEE HEE HEE,, Thats a good one!

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« Reply #13 on: 02/09/2008 21:25:56 »
Plans afoot ? Pinocchio copyright ? back to Skool ?

I have totally removed myself from all matters cognitive !  [;)]
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« Reply #14 on: 02/09/2008 21:30:35 »
LOL ...Poor poor Sheepy !!!

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« Reply #15 on: 03/09/2008 10:52:00 »
Are you suggesting I have a freak nose???

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« Reply #16 on: 03/09/2008 13:43:49 »
LOL.. LOL! Boy I have not heard his name for years!

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« Reply #17 on: 03/09/2008 20:13:19 »
In my experience men always underestimate 12" so most men will probably think their noses are 12" long.
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« Reply #18 on: 04/09/2008 03:23:30 »
I refer NOT to my nose, madame, it is my tongue to which I pay homage! 
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« Reply #19 on: 04/09/2008 13:58:23 »
In my experience men always underestimate 12" so most men will probably think their noses are 12" long.

Hmm, methinks you are perchance referring to some other appendage of the male of the species???
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« Reply #20 on: 04/09/2008 22:30:11 »
You are correct, sir. We usually keep her locked in confinement until it is safe for her to come out. That is usually when all men, nay, anything that belongs to the animal kingdom (and some plants,) as well as things that can be used to "stimulate" her, are well hidden and locked away.
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« Reply #21 on: 06/09/2008 20:05:40 »
Sorry, can't post, the washing machine is about to go onto it's spin cycle and I wouldn't want to miss that.
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« Reply #22 on: 07/09/2008 02:10:25 »
I thought you preferred the agitate cycle most.
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« Reply #23 on: 07/09/2008 04:33:52 »
Sorry, can't post, the washing machine is about to go onto it's spin cycle and I wouldn't want to miss that.


I knew a woman that liked washing machines on spin cycle.

Mmm, I wonder if its for the same reason?

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