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« on: 12/09/2008 22:35:57 »

Hello. Between march 2007 and march 2008 I was involved in testing a physics engine with a Japanese company called Polyphony Digital who make a driving simulator called Gran Turismo. During this process a brilliant Japanese cryptographer/physicist who was hired by Polyphony Digital developed a new type of code, which was used to control how the grip of the car would behave. This new code was then developed even further after I did a lot of testing with it.
                                                                                                         
This code worked like a chain so it could also run at a speed. I was able to make the speed of this chain run very quickly, quite easily. After about 1 week I managed to bring this code all the way to the speed of light. In order to do this I had to think and move at the speed of light over a short time, about 3 or 4 seconds each effort. When I did, the last decision I made with my left hand broke through the fabric of space -time. At this moment my arm became light. By the time I looked away from my arm all the matter around me had become light and then space. For about 10 seconds I could see nothing but perfect white light and it was conscious, powerful and infinite. Then the light seemed to draw my attention to my left where there was somebody sitting down. At the time I didn’t recognise this person as I was very shocked and the whole thing caught me by surprise.


With binary code travelling the speed of light it was now possible to run scientific equations in 3 dimensions. This allowed for the equation/test that found the points of inertia in the car. I found all these points and they made up the shape of a cross in the base of the chassis. For the cross to function it had to be placed somewhere. Another physicist who was hired later on by Polyphony Digital figured out that it went above the car. I then suggested that there might be a halo around the car and there was. Another physicist found that the weight of the car is shaped like a pair of balls.
                   
So this was confirmation that the light I saw was God and the person sitting to his right was Jesus. This system of inertia symbolises what it took for him to go through with his own crucifixion. You have to see it.
                                                                                         
To add to this proof, as the process went on I began finding weak points in this new 3 dimensional code. I kept on breaking it, each time showing them exactly where to make it stronger. This continued until I couldn’t break it anymore. As I couldn’t do anything more with it, I suggested that they assume there is only light because that is what I saw when I broke through the fabric of space-time. This worked and they managed to create an environment made of light and it was more proof of what I had seen. I then made this environment of light perfect using mind power. Hard to believe I know but I developed a connection with the code, which had grown over 6 months and which always happened at the moment of inertia. So now the code is exactly what I saw when I broke through the fabric of space-time, which makes it God’s image. It isn’t hard to believe when you see it. It’s made of perfectly balanced positive and negative and every colour in the spectrum but perfect, white light travelling at the speed of light. I created something that just, is.
                                                             
So to clarify everything shortly; this new code was a great piece of mathematics and after a lot of work from me it was perfectly filled with inertia information. Then I managed to take this code all the way to the speed of light. I made one last decision at the speed of light and accidentally broke through the fabric of space-time. Everything became light and it was conscious and there was a person sitting to my left who resembled Jesus but at that time I couldn’t say for sure who it was. Later on the points of inertia were found in the car by me. They were in the shape of a cross and this left the physicists with a cross. They eventually figured out that it went above the car in a system of inertia that controls how the weight of the car works. This confirmed who was sitting to my left earlier. A halo was then found around the car after I suggested it. Another physicist found that the weight of the car is shaped like a pair of balls. This system represents what it took for Jesus to go through with his crucifixion. It was built into the laws of physics so it could be found later on and everything I have just described has been recorded and can be watched from start to finish.     
                                                       
You have to believe me on what happened and what I saw because the owner of this video game, Kazonori Yamauchi decided to keep me in Ireland during the testing. Him and his employees would have also seen the light and what happened. There would have been more than one witness and it probably would have been recorded on video but seeing what’s there now is enough to believe I wouldn’t lie about it. The proof and evidence of everything I am saying is there but this sad old Japanese man has ended up with it.
                                                                                           
There are some issues that have to be addressed. They haven’t made this public because a scientist would have to make this system of inertia work before they could say it is scientific proof or that it even exists. Even with the unfinished system of inertia, its very important that people see what has been found so far so that they can make their own decisions based on what is there.
                     
This is my third attempt at writing this in 8 months. The first version was too short, the second version was too long and in total I have received 3 open minded replies out of a few thousand. This should have been made public in a serious and respectful manner but thanks to this soulless, sad little man, Kazonori Yamauchi, its all gone wrong. He caused all the problems and he is the reason there is only one witness. On top of that he stole a year of my life after I put everything into this process and he’s the reason you have to believe me under these unbelievable circumstances. He was just there all the time, contributed nothing but money and was even being emotionally needy at times and needed constant reassurance he was involved as there was a lot of genius going on by various people and he felt stupid because all he did was just sit there. Sad, really.
                                                                           
For anyone who reads this, please tell everyone you know. If you have the means to investigate it, I would advise it. It’s the biggest and most important story to break in about 2000 years and before that, 14 billion. I’m not a religious person and I have questioned my own sanity more than all the people who I’ve tried to share this information with so don’t bother.
                                                                                                                   
I advise a boycott of Sony and Polyphony Digital so they have to show the proof now. Further action would be necessary to make sure that no individual or company should be the sole beneficiaries of this code, this information and this progress. This boycott would be a good step towards making sure that everyone benefits from this progress equally. I’m not looking for a following or anything. I’m trying to let people know what has been found, what they have to do to see it, that its rightfully there’s and what they have to do to get it. I can’t even launch legal proceedings so it’s out of my hands.
                                                                                                                                 
If you have any questions please ask. Any constructive criticism is welcomed. Any legal advice is greatly appreciated concerning international employment law intellectual property law and how to make public finding the points of inertia so I get my noble prize. Anything else, keep it to yourself.


Colm.                                                               



“One giant leap for mankind. One decision for Colm.”   The decision that broke through the fabric of space-time and made everything after that possible.

A car held all the secrets.

Inertia was the key to everything.
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« Reply #1 on: 12/09/2008 22:50:02 »
You have been working very hard. Rest and meditate. Pax vobiscum.
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« Reply #2 on: 12/09/2008 22:53:01 »
keep it
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« Reply #3 on: 21/09/2008 19:31:53 »
I see the part where everybody gets lost is when I mention breaking through the fabric of space-time. So I will try to explain how this happened in more detail. As I mentioned this new code looked like 2 dimensional squares. The testing I did perfectly filled these squares with information. So now these squares were solid with inertia information.

                                                                                                                                                           

Inertia is a very special force. When a car is drifting, the slightest touch will make the car skim along the track in a different direction. These squares behaved the same way. Each one was a perfect copy of the last so they had an unlimited supply which allowed them to fire them at my steering wheel indefinitely. When they were being fired at the steering wheel one touch at any time in any direction would send one square flying. If you shook your hand you would get quite a few and the speed would increase but you had to do all of this while drifting.

                                                                                 

I was able to get this chain to go so fast that they couldn’t build faster. There seem to be a few speed barriers that I had to get the code through. Each time I did, I had to consciously make it happen. So when I managed to make it work at the speed of light my last decision in an increasing number of decisions broke through the fabric of space-time. I had to break through the fabric of space-time to be fast enough to make that one last decision and I did. I didn’t know or think I was going to break through the fabric of space time but I had to in order to make it work.

                                     

After that everything became light and the squares that were travelling in a straight line were now attached to each other in what looks a spring made of 3 dimensional squares. It sounds more impossible than it was.
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« Reply #4 on: 22/09/2008 00:19:39 »
Fantastic - can you send me some of that stuff you were using, please?
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« Reply #5 on: 22/09/2008 20:01:26 »
Fantastic seems a very accurate description; it means derived from fantasy.
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« Reply #6 on: 23/09/2008 12:47:19 »
Quote from: sophiecentaur on 22/09/2008 00:19:39
Fantastic - can you send me some of that stuff you were using, please?

You can get it sold in blister packs in Tesco, in between the comet dust and the bottled deep ocean water. It's only £0.99 per kilo and they have a 'BOGOF' on it at the moment.
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« Reply #7 on: 26/09/2008 20:58:51 »
I had to keep a clear head for the concentration.

Its not fantasy.

You will never get back the time it took you to type that dribble.
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« Reply #8 on: 27/09/2008 00:08:09 »
How does binary code travel at the speed of light? What does that mean?
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« Reply #9 on: 27/09/2008 15:44:04 »
Quote from: voodoochile on 26/09/2008 20:58:51
I had to keep a clear head for the concentration.

Its not fantasy.

You will never get back the time it took you to type that dribble.
Nor the time I spent reading yours.
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« Reply #10 on: 28/09/2008 10:43:56 »
"Another physicist found that the weight of the car is shaped like a pair of balls."

I think this pretty much sums it up....
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« Reply #11 on: 28/09/2008 14:47:31 »
sophiecentaur; There was a model developed for controlling the car while the grip was lost. A japanese cryptopgrapher who was hired, developed a new type of code which worked in this model to control how the contact areas would behave while the grip was lost. In order for this new code to relate constant information to the steering wheel, they had to run in a chain. They looked like 2D squares and took "photographs" of the contact areas and then continued on a designated track around the model and worked well, but they broke down before the weight transition.

As the testing continued, patterns and parameters between the 4 wheels and steering wheel were found. These parameters provided a mountain of possible information that worked perfectly with this new code, because all of this information happened in the contact areas.

The testing I did, perfectly filled the 2D squares with information. This information was accurate down to the atom. This allowed the squares to travel at speed. This also allowed the squares to expand and take on a new 3D form at C and this allowed 3D mathematical equations travelling at C from then on, which allowed the test that found the points of inertia.

I'm really not into writing. It will be very easy to understand when you watch it on a screen. The proof of everything is in japan.  A boycott is the only way I can think of making this happen.
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« Reply #12 on: 28/09/2008 14:53:52 »
"Another physicist found that the weight of the car is shaped like a pair of balls."

I think this pretty much sums it up....

History did record Jesus. We know he lived. What was debatable was, wether he was telling the truth. A year ago I didnt believe he was.

Believe that this system was found for a second. Consider that if Jesus didnt go through with the crucifixion we wouldnt know what this system symbolises. Consider what it took to go through with it. It wasnt brains.

Consider where weight goes. Down.

I didnt find that part. I found the cross and suggested the halo.
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« Reply #13 on: 28/09/2008 14:55:42 »
Bored chemist. I wast talking to you. That was for Don1.

Idle hands.
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« Reply #14 on: 28/09/2008 18:17:14 »
well...I'm convinced !
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« Reply #15 on: 28/09/2008 21:03:23 »
Quote from: voodoochile on 28/09/2008 14:55:42
Bored chemist. I wast talking to you. That was for Don1.

Idle hands.

OK, nor will he see the time he spent reading yours.
Did you think that your clarification was worthwhile?
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« Reply #16 on: 28/09/2008 23:24:10 »
neilep. Good point. Decisions were made, that were out of my control. That is why you have to believe me under these circumstances.

Even one of the polyphony digital employess was pleading with yamauchi to do the testing in japan but there was no talking to the old ****.

If I was in japan for the testing, a large number of people would have also seen the light as well. So there would be very little doubt.

Having said all this, there is enough proof as it stands. I can go through everything, explaining how it happened, with the proof to back it up.

Its off to such a bad start, it can only get better.

Point being, this sad old man, kazonori yamauchi, caused all the problems. He is the reason you have to hear it like this. He is the reason only one person saw the light. He caused communication problems the whole way through. I only barely managed to find the points of inertia because of him and 2 months after creating Gods image the old faggot has the cheek to fire me. He's like a bug.
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« Reply #17 on: 29/09/2008 02:33:00 »
I suspect the only part of your story that has any relationship to the real world is the medium in which you have shared it.
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« Reply #18 on: 29/09/2008 09:46:13 »
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the old faggot has the cheek to fire me.
Perhaps he thought you that you should have been working whilst he was paying you and not playing with pseudo philosophy on his computers.
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« Reply #19 on: 29/09/2008 16:26:54 »
"He took me past to the outskirts of infinity,
And when he brought me back,
He gave me a venus witchs ring
Hey!
And he said fly on, fly on"
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