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« on: 17/09/2008 19:37:31 »
Little Calvin (5yo) saw a squirrel today & said "I can see a squiggle". He could also "Feel my heart beeping"

The other night it was "Night-night, don't let the night beds bug"

Bless  [:D]
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« Reply #1 on: 17/09/2008 20:20:20 »
Fred: Where is cognito?
Me: What do you mean?
Fred: Well on Basil Brush he said his brother was incognito.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #2 on: 17/09/2008 21:24:02 »
Kids are so cute when they're little. 

Then the turn into teenagers! 

I don't think I could post the little diddy Nic said to me today. [:(!] [:0]
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« Reply #3 on: 17/09/2008 23:45:25 »
Kids are so cute when they're little. 

Then the turn into teenagers! 

I don't think I could post the little diddy Nic said to me today. [:(!] [:0]

Post it on the Beaverland forum then
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« Reply #4 on: 18/09/2008 00:22:35 »
Is that still going? Give us the address again, me and JimBob have unfinished naughty business to conduct!
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« Reply #5 on: 18/09/2008 00:34:37 »
Kids are so cute when they're little. 

Then the turn into teenagers! 

I don't think I could post the little diddy Nic said to me today. [:(!] [:0]

Post it on the Beaverland forum then

Done. 

Is that still going? Give us the address again, me and JimBob have unfinished naughty business to conduct!

http://www.docslodge.frih.net/forums/mercuryboard/index.php

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« Reply #6 on: 18/09/2008 01:07:31 »
Is that still going?

What the Beaver? I'm afraid it is. That's how i know there is no god.

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« Reply #7 on: 18/09/2008 01:49:21 »
Your forum didn't want me to register.

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« Reply #8 on: 18/09/2008 08:27:43 »
Your forum didn't want me to register.

It's exclusive.

I know there's a problem with registration for some people. Let me know what username you want & I'll register you.
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« Reply #9 on: 20/09/2008 22:56:22 »
Fred asked me today "If a female dog is a bitch, is a male dog called a bastard?"
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« Reply #10 on: 21/09/2008 00:25:56 »
Fred asked me today "If a female dog is a bitch, is a male dog called a bastard?"

That's what Nicholas calls mine......that and Spawn of Satan.
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« Reply #11 on: 21/09/2008 21:27:29 »
Brat or Dog?
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« Reply #12 on: 22/09/2008 00:59:03 »
Brat or Dog?

Nicholas, the brat calls Benji, the dog bastard, spawn of Satan, demon seed, lucifer, etc.
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« Reply #13 on: 22/09/2008 22:25:28 »
What do you feed him on...Souls of the damned slowly roasted over the burning fires of iternal damnation.
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« Reply #14 on: 23/09/2008 02:17:11 »
Is that still going? Give us the address again, me and JimBob have unfinished naughty business to conduct!

Not tonight, dear, I have a headache.
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #15 on: 23/09/2008 06:38:40 »
What do you feed him on...Souls of the damned slowly roasted over the burning fires of iternal damnation.

Of course!  What else would I feed the little darling?
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« Reply #16 on: 23/09/2008 20:05:22 »

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."