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« on: 20/09/2008 23:14:55 »
I can't believe that I missed it! Murray tells me that yesterday was official "Speak Like a Pirate" day. Apparantly his friend kept it up all day me-hearties. There be all sorts of scurvy odd day about arrh! Oh no it's catching yeh swabs. Slice the main brace and tell me what mad days yee all knows about. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Well if you can,t beat them......
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« Reply #1 on: 21/09/2008 01:54:58 »
It was the 19th of September.. I know this because it's my son, Bluebeard's, birthday.

Last year I was all like 'Arrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ye land lubbing freebooter, out with ye! ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'

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« Reply #2 on: 21/09/2008 09:18:49 »
A few months ago I went up to a total stranger in Woolworth's and declared it was "Say hello to a total stranger day". Poor woman look scared half to death!

I also instigated "Mind your own fekin business day" in response to "Smile day", "No smoking day", "Walk to work day", etc.

I think JimBob & I should should start a "Be a grumpy old bas**rd day"!
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« Reply #3 on: 22/09/2008 22:44:19 »
It is restless leg awareness week this week. I would have thought that if you have restless legs you will be aware of them! Perhaps they are going to make other people aware of the condition by kicking people up the bum with their restless legs.
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« Reply #4 on: 23/09/2008 00:10:47 »
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« Reply #5 on: 23/09/2008 00:24:51 »
My 12 year old daughters joke !!



Why are Pirates called Pirates ?



Because they arrrrggghhhhhh !!!




LOL !!!
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« Reply #6 on: 23/09/2008 02:13:47 »
A few months ago I went up to a total stranger in Woolworth's and declared it was "Say hello to a total stranger day". Poor woman look scared half to death!

I also instigated "Mind your own fekin business day" in response to "Smile day", "No smoking day", "Walk to work day", etc.

I think JimBob & I should should start a "Be a grumpy old bas**rd day"!

ARGGGG!!  FEK OFF, 'LUBBERS!!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: 23/09/2008 14:14:33 »
Now I like that idea of a 'Mind your own fekin business' day.

Could we also have a 'Shut the fek up' day, 'Get out of my fekin way' day.......

C'mon folks, let's have suggestions for 365 'Fekin' days, then once every 4 years we can have a 'Can't be fekin bothered' day.
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« Reply #8 on: 23/09/2008 14:23:34 »
Ar! I get to shoot landlubbers who can't shoot back.
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« Reply #9 on: 24/09/2008 21:58:53 »
Next week is DIY week. I bet a lot of men will enjoy a bit of that!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: 25/09/2008 00:39:31 »
Next week is DIY week. I bet a lot of men will enjoy a bit of that!!!!

This happens everyday, all year long. Where have you been? Living under a rock?
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« Reply #11 on: 25/09/2008 00:40:11 »
Next week is DIY week. I bet a lot of men will enjoy a bit of that!!!!

not as much as their partners would enjoy the break.

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« Reply #12 on: 25/09/2008 21:37:53 »
Next week is DIY week. I bet a lot of men will enjoy a bit of that!!!!

This happens everyday, all year long. Where have you been? Living under a rock?
No because it isn't live under a rock week/day.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.