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« on: 27/09/2008 01:09:31 »
I just bought some toilet paper that was on offer. When I got it home I discovered it was scented. The scent was fresh linen! Firstly, why would anyone want scented toilet paper and secondly, who would wipe their nether regions on fresh linen. I wouldn't want this person stopping in my guest bedroom.
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« Reply #1 on: 27/09/2008 01:14:05 »
Better than sticking a vanilla pod up your jacksy !


I think the prime reason isn't to make your ' exit hole ' nice and aromatic but to bring a sense of casual-scented-joyness to your lavatory room of excretial delicacies !
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« Reply #2 on: 27/09/2008 01:22:47 »
My loo always smells of small boys urine as both have dodgey aim. I doubt the smell of fresh linen will mask it. I would need a heard of musk deer.
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« Reply #3 on: 27/09/2008 01:49:52 »
They do smell nice.. when things don't smell so nice you know! LOL

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« Reply #4 on: 27/09/2008 07:58:18 »
Why fresh linen? Do they want you to think you're crapping in the laundry?  [???]
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« Reply #5 on: 27/09/2008 16:36:04 »
It is a conspiricy. As world markets collapse, the paper company making the toilet paper has seen the writing on the wall, and, in preparation for the coming financial collapse is planting seeds of self-sufficiency.

Now, we are to grow flax in the garden, then pound it into submission in our spare time to make linen. 

Seems logical to me.
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« Reply #6 on: 27/09/2008 16:40:50 »
Why fresh linen? Do they want you to think you're crapping in the laundry?  [???]

I don't know but I like the scent myself fresh linen smells clean I guess so even if your rear id crappy, LOl they want your bath to smell as clean as fresh linens.. LOl Who knows its just more pleasant then the alternative! LOL..

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« Reply #7 on: 27/09/2008 17:38:12 »
You could use hundred dollar bills ...

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http://www.justtoiletpaper.com/currencynew.shtml

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« Reply #8 on: 27/09/2008 17:59:55 »
Why fresh linen? Do they want you to think you're crapping in the laundry?  [???]

I don't know but I like the scent myself fresh linen smells clean I guess so even if your rear id crappy, LOl they want your bath to smell as clean as fresh linens

I flush mine away, not bath it!
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« Reply #9 on: 27/09/2008 18:18:38 »
If that's the problem why not put a scented plant in the toilet/bathroom to "scent" the air. lol
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She discovered the Single DNA Helix in 1953, then it was taken by Wilkins without her knowledge or agreeement.

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« Reply #10 on: 28/09/2008 10:25:56 »
I remember a delightful product from childhood called 'AirWick' where you pulled on this bit of material that stuck out of the top of a jar of chemical - something piney, I think - to try and mask the stench of ordure. Job to know which smelled worse.  [xx(]

And then there was Izal toilet tissue sheets that were just too small and had the texture of a brown paper bag.
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« Reply #11 on: 28/09/2008 11:20:02 »

And then there was Izal toilet tissue sheets that were just too small and had the texture of a brown paper bag.

That reminds me of primary school
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« Reply #12 on: 28/09/2008 12:08:40 »
Blake and Doc both are still around, I remember the Izal toilet paper when my parents bought it in the 50s & 60s.

AirWick nope
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« Reply #13 on: 28/09/2008 17:47:56 »
What's the deal with ' toilet water'  then ?.....you know those posh bottles with ' toilet water' in em ?...do they just fill a bottle with bog juice and flog it ?



......and here's some toilet orientated piccys for ewe to enjoy !


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Try wiping your arse with that !!!!



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Is this dog ' taking the piss ' ?



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Quality !!

Something smells fishy !!








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« Reply #14 on: 28/09/2008 18:01:50 »
Neil - that 1st pic is preferable to Izal!
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« Reply #15 on: 28/09/2008 18:21:13 »
Neil - that 1st pic is preferable to Izal!

 [;D]...My mother-in-law loves that stuff !!

The worse thing is that when I'm with wifey shopping..she flipping buys it for her !...cripes....I'd rather put a tube of KY and a 20 inch dildo on the checkout conveyor !

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« Reply #16 on: 28/09/2008 18:56:18 »
Neilep that first picture was grate!
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« Reply #17 on: 28/09/2008 19:20:34 »
Neilep that first picture was grate!

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« Reply #18 on: 28/09/2008 20:52:39 »
It was a terrifi piccy made me laugh and tink of my ancesters whose piccy,s I have on the wall in my hallway. (hey look so stern and miserable that I think you must have hit on the cause of such unhappy looking faces.....LOL... If I were using that to wipe my backside.. I think I may wear similar expressions!!!

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« Reply #19 on: 28/09/2008 21:22:58 »
Poor Murray has a cold and took one of the scented rolls to ease his tap like dribblings. Unfortunately he was allergic to the perfume which made him sneeze ferociously. My name is now mud for buying such a stupid product. I shall be in the dog house if anyone wants me but first I have to do Fred's homework on kitchen spatulas. 
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« Reply #20 on: 28/09/2008 21:27:24 »
Sorry for Fred! Sorry your in the dog house perhaps you can make a store run to alleviate the problem!

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« Reply #21 on: 28/09/2008 21:51:55 »
I shall be in the dog house if anyone wants me but first I have to do Fred's homework on kitchen spatulas. 

why don't you use paper?

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« Reply #22 on: 28/09/2008 22:00:52 »
Maybe she used the paper to wipe a behind.. instead of scented stuff! LOL..(Just kidding!)

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« Reply #23 on: 28/09/2008 22:06:40 »
These poor goldfish will experience overcrowding & turbulence when someone flushes...

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When one of these goldfish dies, its remains won't have have to travel far for a traditional goldfish funeral.  [:)]

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« Reply #24 on: 28/09/2008 22:17:15 »
Thats for sure! LOL!

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« Reply #25 on: 28/09/2008 23:43:10 »
I wouldn't buy scented toilet paper because I am allergic to that type of stuff. no descriptions sorry it's tooooooooooooooooooo rude lol
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« Reply #26 on: 29/09/2008 17:58:34 »
These poor goldfish will experience overcrowding & turbulence when someone flushes...

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When one of these goldfish dies, its remains won't have have to travel far for a traditional goldfish funeral.  [:)]
The fish are on the outside of the flushing bit! They don't lose water on pulling the chain.
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« Reply #27 on: 30/09/2008 11:16:45 »
I bet it's noisy for them though.  [:o]

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« Reply #28 on: 30/09/2008 11:31:35 »
I bet it's noisy for them though.  [:o]

LOL LOL LOL Possibly
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« Reply #29 on: 30/09/2008 13:10:07 »
Do you mean the flushing sounds or the gastric noises?
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« Reply #30 on: 30/09/2008 13:51:17 »
I bet it's noisy for them though.  [:o]

Positively Startling!! LOL

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« Reply #31 on: 30/09/2008 21:18:33 »
Izal, gawd it reminds me of my mother shopping.

I think Ruby Wax once commented that it never absorbed anything but just moved it around from one place to the other.


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« Reply #32 on: 01/10/2008 09:29:09 »
Izal!!!! Cor blimey I remember that and Bronco, it was like wiping your bum with sandpaper.

Working on an exhibition in a flash Amsterdam hotel I had occasion to take advantage of their human waste disposal facility (the bog). They had paper with scented moisturiser. I'll not go into the minute detail of my visit and subsequent use of this 5 star rectum delight, but I did not find it a particularly pleasant experience. I found....... No, enough said, me thinks.
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« Reply #33 on: 01/10/2008 19:21:11 »
My Dad used to take a roll of soft bog roll around with him as all the public loos had izal. He always said "I can't do with cake making."
I think he thought the stuff was like grease proof paper but it cunjured up a very bad image in my mind.....chocolate cake anyone!
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« Reply #34 on: 02/10/2008 01:18:35 »
I'll pass.


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« Reply #35 on: 02/10/2008 11:40:10 »
Me too
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« Reply #36 on: 17/03/2009 14:39:05 »
its the same with scented tissue right? i mean when u need to use it u prolly cant smell anyway and even if u can u r blowin OUT breathing IN doesnt make sense lol
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