Can orphans watch PG rated movies?

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Can orphans watch PG rated movies?
« on: 02/10/2008 13:13:17 »
Not only that, but say a 13, 14 ,15, or 16 year old gets pregnant and has a baby, is she then automatically old enough to be considered able to give herself guidance?

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« Reply #1 on: 02/10/2008 18:11:16 »
Orphans can go in with a clairvoyant as they will have a phantom guide!

A child mother should be made to watch endless Disney films until they realise that they are growing up far too fast. If their child is anything like mine were that is exactly what will happen. The same film over and over and over.
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« Reply #2 on: 02/10/2008 19:23:49 »
Huh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #3 on: 02/10/2008 22:38:04 »
I see you are new around here. This is very high level humour. Stick around long enough and you'll get it. This is the less serious part of the forum in case you hadn't guessed!
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« Reply #4 on: 02/10/2008 23:06:31 »
....... This is very high level humour. ...................

RIIIIIGHT - About as funny as a rock.
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« Reply #5 on: 03/10/2008 15:42:03 »
JimBob you spend ages with your rocks. I certainly find your rocks very amusing, especially the size of them.
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« Reply #6 on: 03/10/2008 16:47:37 »
JimBob you spend ages with your rocks. I certainly find your rocks very amusing, especially the size of them.
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« Reply #7 on: 03/10/2008 17:04:32 »
JimBob you spend ages with your rocks. I certainly find your rocks very amusing, especially the size of them.

You're in the UK, JimBob's in the USA....... WOW! Either you have very good eyesight,an incredible telescope or JimBob's rocks are humungous.

Carolyn, that mere chortle is hardly sufficient.
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« Reply #8 on: 03/10/2008 17:22:00 »





Is that any better Don?
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« Reply #9 on: 03/10/2008 17:35:35 »
That's much better.

Oh! How I remember the days when I would go out with some mates on a 'Grab-a-Granny' night. (Well, vaguely anyway) Now I wonder how long it will be before such antics would get you into trouble with the law for inappropriate behaviour with a minor!!!
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« Reply #10 on: 04/10/2008 15:27:39 »
Is he being rude? I don't go with mere boys, no staying power and yes as a teacher I steer well clear of that kind of thing. Marriage also limits my adventures! Sugar Daddies need only apply.
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« Reply #11 on: 04/10/2008 15:44:49 »
JimBob you spend ages with your rocks. I certainly find your rocks very amusing, especially the size of them.

You're in the UK, JimBob's in the USA....... WOW! Either you have very good eyesight,an incredible telescope or JimBob's rocks are humungous.


He posted a vid of them on YouTube
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« Reply #12 on: 04/10/2008 16:18:17 »
Is the video PG rated and, if so, can orphans watch it?
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« Reply #13 on: 05/10/2008 00:19:09 »
No but it has induced some heart attacks and caused several orphans.
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« Reply #14 on: 06/10/2008 16:07:18 »
No but it has induced some heart attacks and caused several orphans.

Yes, sadly it is true. Women have "passed on to the other side" because of them. And they can be seen from space as well.
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« Reply #15 on: 06/10/2008 20:00:06 »
No but it has induced some heart attacks and caused several orphans.

Yes, sadly it is true. Women have "passed on to the other side" because of them. And they can be seen from space as well.
So, you can get youtube in space then.
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« Reply #16 on: 06/10/2008 21:33:34 »
Oh good, because if we have to go and live in space because of global warming at least we will still be able to see cats that say hello, japanese language classes set to exercise music and pokemon redubbed with witty remarks. I'll sleep easy in my bed now.
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