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Oh my god! I've died and gone to pork scratching heaven. We have had a major scandal in my village....the pub ran out of pork scratchings and didn't get any more in for two weeks. Sinful.
I'll grease up the Uzi so it won't jam up - banana clips for all.
You could take someone's eye out with those! [B)]