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Oh my god! I've died and gone to pork scratching heaven. We have had a major scandal in my village....the pub ran out of pork scratchings and didn't get any more in for two weeks. Sinful.
I'll grease up the Uzi so it won't jam up - banana clips for all.
You could take someone's eye out with those! [B)]
They're all the rage at the Tel Aviv branch of Weight Watchers! 
Quote from: JimBob on 04/10/2008 23:08:29I'll grease up the Uzi so it won't jam up - banana clips for all.Uzis don't use banana clips
And I also LIKE Banana Chips. They are healthy and don't cause tooth decay.
Quote from: JimBob on 06/10/2008 03:58:33And I also LIKE Banana Chips. They are healthy and don't cause tooth decay.But you haven't got any teeth. Or hair.
Dried banana !!! http://www.freesmileys.org [Links inactive - To make links active and clickable, login or click here to register] Like eating the buttons off your coat.
Which wine do you serve with coat buttons?
You could take someone's eye out with those
And then there are those little "gifts" you leave around the pond and plague us as we stroll the country-side -- Please, clean up after yourself.
There's no need to get obstreperous just because you happen to be edentate.
I will stick to being a Lady. I may be dillusional but at least I don't think I'm an animal.
I'm the one having the problem, so I can spell it how I like!
Quote from: Make it Lady on 11/10/2008 00:13:15I'm the one having the problem, so I can spell it how I like!Here, here! Tell the old beaver dropping where to get off the train, dearie!
How did he know about the water games?
Quote from: Make it Lady on 12/10/2008 20:59:25How did he know about the water games?I don't tell, m'dear. The Bev. must have an weasel who has set up a spy network with a rat spy who is a covert operative located in our rendezvous place. And a peregrine falcon on the payroll to follows us there in the first place to get the mouse or rat into place.The rodent who styles himself "Doctor" is a despicable despot , knowing no bounds to his cruelty or venality.
Is your wood possessed?
Quote from: Make it Lady on 14/10/2008 15:51:31Is your wood possessed?RE-possessed. He couldn't afford the payments
A wunch of bankers would be interested in touching it, I'm sure.