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Do you really want to Give your kids these?
« on: 04/10/2008 13:48:53 »
Better than Cheesy Whotsits, fruit corners or those ghastly little processed cheese snacks - pop some of these into Gideon's and Jocasta's lunchbox. They'll be the envy of all their mates who have to make shift with brown bread sandwiches and carrot sticks. [xx(]

http://www.porkscratchingworld.com/   [;D]
 


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« Reply #1 on: 04/10/2008 14:28:09 »
YUM!
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« Reply #2 on: 04/10/2008 15:16:13 »
Oh my god! I've died and gone to pork scratching heaven.  We have had a major scandal in my village....the pub ran out of pork scratchings and didn't get any more in for two weeks. Sinful.
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« Reply #3 on: 04/10/2008 15:46:08 »
Oh my god! I've died and gone to pork scratching heaven.  We have had a major scandal in my village....the pub ran out of pork scratchings and didn't get any more in for two weeks. Sinful.

That calls for a drive-by!
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« Reply #4 on: 04/10/2008 23:08:29 »
I'll grease up the Uzi so it won't jam up - banana clips for all.
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« Reply #5 on: 05/10/2008 00:11:24 »
Oh no, I hate dried banana.
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« Reply #6 on: 05/10/2008 12:01:43 »
I'll grease up the Uzi so it won't jam up - banana clips for all.

Uzis don't use banana clips

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« Reply #7 on: 05/10/2008 12:14:41 »
These banana chips might be a good form of ammunotion for the UZI

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« Reply #8 on: 05/10/2008 14:02:51 »
You could take someone's eye out with those!  [B)]
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« Reply #9 on: 05/10/2008 17:26:18 »
You could take someone's eye out with those!  [B)]

Doc surely it's better than killing to feed or shoot food at them (JOKE) lol  [;)]
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« Reply #10 on: 05/10/2008 17:38:46 »
Shooting food at them could be interesting if they eat squirrels  [:D]
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« Reply #11 on: 05/10/2008 17:50:32 »
Pork Scratchings are great, only trouble is, after eating them you need a new set of teeth!

I tend to suck them into submission for about a week or so, then chew.

Hmmm, perhaps this could be good idea for a new diet.

"Only 10,000 calories per pack - but it will take a month of Sundays to eat them AND you will use 200,000 calories in the process - try the new slimmers dream - PORK SCRATCHINGS".


Dried banana !!! Like eating the buttons off your coat.
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« Reply #12 on: 05/10/2008 17:53:03 »
They're all the rage at the Tel Aviv branch of Weight Watchers!  [:D]
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« Reply #13 on: 05/10/2008 18:23:32 »
They're all the rage at the Tel Aviv branch of Weight Watchers!  [:D]

LOL LOL LOL LOL
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« Reply #14 on: 06/10/2008 03:58:33 »
I'll grease up the Uzi so it won't jam up - banana clips for all.

Uzis don't use banana clips



Quite quibbling and be a nasty old fart - not a namby pamby "don't use banana clips" (said snidely, of course)

And I also LIKE Banana Chips. They are healthy and don't cause tooth decay.
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« Reply #15 on: 06/10/2008 10:59:16 »
Jim I like Banana Chips but mixed up in other foods not on their own. Like cereals for brekkie.
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« Reply #16 on: 06/10/2008 12:27:03 »
What about these banana thingies?







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« Reply #17 on: 06/10/2008 12:28:34 »

And I also LIKE Banana Chips. They are healthy and don't cause tooth decay.


But you haven't got any teeth. Or hair.
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« Reply #18 on: 06/10/2008 15:37:39 »

And I also LIKE Banana Chips. They are healthy and don't cause tooth decay.


But you haven't got any teeth. Or hair.

The lack of teeth is not as critical as it is in your case - don't judge others by your standards. And the store-bought teeth work just fine. As for hair, I don't swim in filthy, scummy pond water all day so what does it matter? That is why clothes, including hats, caps, etc., were invented.

Being civilized is so much better. To get your Doctorate, all you had to do was prove you could fell a tree exactly on the line marked by your instructor. For humans it takes much more.

And then there are those little "gifts" you leave around the pond and plague us as we stroll the country-side --


Please, clean up after yourself.
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« Reply #19 on: 06/10/2008 15:57:56 »
There's no need to get obstreperous just because you happen to be edentate.
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« Reply #20 on: 06/10/2008 16:38:26 »
They're all the rage at the Tel Aviv branch of Weight Watchers!  [:D]

lol..I've spent a lot of time in Israel and you'd be surprised how much ' white meat ' is eaten there......

I love Pork Scratchings too...and I luff scratching Pork also ...although, the piggys think I am interfering with them.. [:o] (dread the thought..I'm a multi-ewe sheepy...swines are not my bag !!)....All I wanna do is learn to forage truffles !!.....though, I think we should all call for 'Scratch a Pig day'....pigs don't mind...they have lots of itches !!

Hmmmm...I'm surprised jamie Oliver doesn't get on the bandwagon...hailing the health benefits of porky scratchies !!

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« Reply #21 on: 06/10/2008 21:43:42 »
I was out walking the other day and saw a lonely pig in a fenched off corner of a field. I went over to the fence and gave its back a good old scritch. The piggy wig enjoyed it so much it lay down and let me scritch its tummy. I must admit it put me off eating pork for about 3 days.
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« Reply #22 on: 06/10/2008 21:45:35 »
Dried banana !!! Like eating the buttons off your coat.
I've never eaten coat buttons before so I'll take your word for it. Which wine do you serve with coat buttons?
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« Reply #23 on: 06/10/2008 23:01:59 »
Which wine do you serve with coat buttons?

Bouton-Rothschild  [:)]

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« Reply #24 on: 07/10/2008 10:51:43 »
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You could take someone's eye out with those

I shudder to think what kind of Opthalmic surgeon you would make ! [:P]

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« Reply #25 on: 07/10/2008 13:30:34 »
And then there are those little "gifts" you leave around the pond and plague us as we stroll the country-side --


Please, clean up after yourself.


A man built like the proverbial brick outhouse walked into a bar and slid on a huge Richard III and fell to the ground with an almighty THUD. As he got up and dusted himself off, I said to him "I just did that". Why did he punch my lights out?
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« Reply #26 on: 07/10/2008 13:31:34 »
Old, but then, so am I.
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« Reply #27 on: 07/10/2008 13:34:01 »
I can't believe that pork scratching are so popular they require a whole world.

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« Reply #28 on: 07/10/2008 22:45:49 »
There's no need to get obstreperous just because you happen to be edentate.

But I'm not an Edentate. Were I that I would be a sloth, an armadillo or an anteater. I have no delisions about being an animal as some humans in this forum do. A sheep, a fish, a beaver ... what next? A Musk Ox?
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« Reply #29 on: 08/10/2008 08:09:27 »
No. A Texas rattlesnake!
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« Reply #30 on: 08/10/2008 22:25:43 »
I will stick to being a Lady. I may be dillusional but at least I don't think I'm an animal.
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« Reply #31 on: 10/10/2008 05:53:52 »
I will stick to being a Lady. I may be dillusional but at least I don't think I'm an animal.



P.S. it's DELUSIONAL
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« Reply #32 on: 11/10/2008 00:13:15 »
I'm the one having the problem, so I can spell it how I like!
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« Reply #33 on: 12/10/2008 01:48:00 »
I'm the one having the problem, so I can spell it how I like!

Here, here! Tell the old beaver dropping where to get off the train, dearie!
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« Reply #34 on: 12/10/2008 08:46:31 »
I'm the one having the problem, so I can spell it how I like!

Here, here! Tell the old beaver dropping where to get off the train, dearie!

So says the urine-soaked geriatric from a country where mis-spelling is genetic!
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« Reply #35 on: 12/10/2008 20:59:25 »
How did he know about the water games?
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« Reply #36 on: 12/10/2008 22:22:22 »
How did he know about the water games?
Coz he's a big drip
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« Reply #37 on: 13/10/2008 16:31:07 »
How did he know about the water games?

I don't tell, m'dear. The Bev. must have an weasel who has set up a spy network with a rat spy who is a covert operative located in our rendezvous place. And a peregrine falcon on the payroll to follows us there in the first place to get the mouse or rat into place.

The rodent who styles himself "Doctor" is a despicable despot , knowing no bounds to his cruelty or venality.


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« Reply #38 on: 13/10/2008 18:44:03 »
Gosh!
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« Reply #39 on: 13/10/2008 19:48:21 »
How did he know about the water games?

I don't tell, m'dear. The Bev. must have an weasel who has set up a spy network with a rat spy who is a covert operative located in our rendezvous place. And a peregrine falcon on the payroll to follows us there in the first place to get the mouse or rat into place.

The rodent who styles himself "Doctor" is a despicable despot , knowing no bounds to his cruelty or venality.




Prat
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« Reply #40 on: 14/10/2008 02:48:20 »
This has nothing to do with my buttocks - unless it concerns MIL and I - alone. So please stop prating into our business.

Gosh!

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« Reply #41 on: 14/10/2008 15:51:31 »
Is your wood possessed?
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« Reply #42 on: 15/10/2008 02:13:27 »
Most women would say it so - it is known to drive women to the edge of insane ecstasy.
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« Reply #43 on: 15/10/2008 11:57:10 »
Is your wood possessed?

RE-possessed. He couldn't afford the payments
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« Reply #44 on: 15/10/2008 23:42:35 »
Is your wood possessed?

RE-possessed. He couldn't afford the payments

Actually, Lloyd's has it insured so the bank couldn't touch it - Money doesn't really turn me on.

And we are NOT talking about timber, although that is all that is on your rodent mind - your diet. And NO! you may not nibble on it! Pervert!
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« Reply #45 on: 16/10/2008 17:29:50 »
A wunch of bankers would be interested in touching it, I'm sure.
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« Reply #46 on: 16/10/2008 23:41:01 »
A wunch of bankers would be interested in touching it, I'm sure.

Are they all homosexual??
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« Reply #47 on: 17/10/2008 23:58:55 »
I'm sure they will do anything for money in the present climate.
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« Reply #48 on: 31/12/2008 10:29:08 »
Awh
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