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Offline DoctorBeaver

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« on: 31/10/2008 21:39:34 »
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose.
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad.
She'll hate you like poison then love you like mad.
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« Reply #1 on: 02/11/2008 12:49:53 »
Those words ring with truth.... nice poem Doc... hanks for sharing!

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #2 on: 02/11/2008 13:48:36 »
Would that be Tom Hanks?  [;D]
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« Reply #3 on: 02/11/2008 19:26:51 »
Ho-hum  A man chases a girl until she catches him!
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #4 on: 02/11/2008 19:52:00 »
Ho-hum  A man chases a girl until she catches him!

Not these days. It's the girls who do most of the chasing.
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« Reply #5 on: 02/11/2008 19:57:42 »
Would that be Tom Hanks?  [;D]

Whoops.. LOL Missed the t...Sorry!

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« Reply #6 on: 02/11/2008 20:01:59 »
Ho-hum  A man chases a girl until she catches him!

Not these days. It's the girls who do most of the chasing.

I am not chasing anyone ever again.....All you get is get repeatedly slapped in the face and lied to, tons of heartache! So not worth putting your whole life into someone for that kind of treatment!

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #7 on: 02/11/2008 20:22:52 »
Would that be Tom Hanks?  [;D]

Whoops.. LOL Missed the t...Sorry!
What has Mr T got to do with it?
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« Reply #8 on: 02/11/2008 20:41:59 »
*snickers
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« Reply #9 on: 02/11/2008 20:45:36 »
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose.
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad.
She'll hate you like poison then love you like mad.


That's really nice . Thanks Eth.

Presumably written by a bloke ?

Would be good set to music !

Men are the same as women, just inside out !

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« Reply #10 on: 02/11/2008 23:22:35 »
Yes, the sound of a bloke being done by a woman with two bricks, in a field!
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« Reply #11 on: 02/11/2008 23:23:24 »
Yes, the sound of a bloke being done by a woman with two bricks, in a field!

 [:(!]
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« Reply #12 on: 04/11/2008 02:33:44 »
Yes, the sound of a bloke being done by a woman with two bricks, in a field!

 [:(!]

So she is the one - we should report her to Scotland Yard.
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #13 on: 04/11/2008 18:48:07 »
Yes, the sound of a bloke being done by a woman with two bricks, in a field!

 [:(!]

So she is the one - we should report her to Scotland Yard.

I've got a better idea - into the ducking stool with her!

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« Reply #14 on: 04/11/2008 21:09:24 »
This says Ducking Drool! I would if a handsome man with his shirt off was lowering me in. Perhaps that is a lake of my drool.
OK JimBob I do drool over men...Fair cop!
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« Reply #15 on: 05/11/2008 10:49:07 »
Yet another of MIL(f)'s failings is that she cannot read Old English script.
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« Reply #16 on: 05/11/2008 18:42:27 »
Most of the time I can't read new English script!
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« Reply #17 on: 05/11/2008 18:55:27 »
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