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« on: 06/11/2008 14:25:32 »
Neil mentioning Elvis dying on the bog got me thinking. What would have been appropriate last words for the circumstances in which famous people have died.

For instance Elvis - "Urrrrgh, this is gonna be a biggun"
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« Reply #1 on: 06/11/2008 14:29:06 »
Elvis has evacuated the building

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« Reply #2 on: 06/11/2008 14:38:10 »
Elvis has evacuated the building
I like it, I like it. Nearly fell off my chair laughing at that one. I will need to compose myself before adding to this thread...
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« Reply #3 on: 06/11/2008 14:54:40 »
Elvis has evacuated the building

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« Reply #5 on: 06/11/2008 15:51:22 »
But, on a pedantic note, Elvis wouldn't actually have said that, would he.
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« Reply #6 on: 06/11/2008 16:02:47 »
But, on a pedantic note, Elvis wouldn't actually have said that, would he.

Equally, so it wouldn't have been his last words then, hmm? And the thread title is? [:)]

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« Reply #7 on: 06/11/2008 16:08:03 »
OK, you got me there  [:I]
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« Reply #8 on: 06/11/2008 16:39:44 »
And the score so far:

Germany - 1, England - 0
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« Reply #9 on: 06/11/2008 16:47:27 »
Wait until the 2nd half
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« Reply #10 on: 06/11/2008 16:58:47 »
Sid Lawrence appearing on 'Stars in Their Eyes'

"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Glen Miller"

The doors opened, he walked into the mist & was never seen again.

Sorry, best I could do at the moment. Where's that barrel gone?
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« Reply #11 on: 06/11/2008 17:04:27 »
Very good  [;D]
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« Reply #12 on: 06/11/2008 18:09:04 »
Robin Hood took his bow and arrow and said "where ever this arrow lands is where I want to be burried"
He shot the arrow and died. The next day they burried him on top of the wardrobe!

Pass the barrel Don!
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« Reply #13 on: 06/11/2008 18:11:10 »
That's just silly.
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« Reply #14 on: 06/11/2008 18:15:46 »
No one told me that this was a serious thread!
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« Reply #15 on: 06/11/2008 18:16:13 »
Robin Hood took his bow and arrow and said "where ever this arrow lands is where I want to be burried"
He shot the arrow and died. The next day they burried him on top of the wardrobe!

Pass the barrel Don!

I think you scraped a hole in the bottom with that one!
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« Reply #16 on: 06/11/2008 18:32:32 »
No one told me that this was a serious thread!

I would have thought its seriousness speaks for itself.
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« Reply #17 on: 06/11/2008 19:37:32 »
Tommy Cooper...whilst observing a falling backwards Domino...."I'm going to die...Just-Like-That "
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« Reply #18 on: 06/11/2008 19:40:16 »
Marc Bolan ............"Woman drivers..tch !!..Mind that Tree "
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« Reply #19 on: 06/11/2008 19:42:36 »
Kurt Cobain - "Hey, this gun barrel would be great for snorting coke!"
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« Reply #20 on: 06/11/2008 21:36:24 »
Robert Maxwell- "I'm so bloody great, I can walk on water!"
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« Reply #21 on: 06/11/2008 21:40:50 »
Osama Bin Laden - "They'll never find me here"
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« Reply #22 on: 06/11/2008 21:41:46 »
William Wallace - "You can take away our lives... aaaarrrrgh"
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« Reply #23 on: 06/11/2008 21:43:41 »
Osama Bin Laden - "They'll never find me here"
He is still alive...or is he?
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« Reply #24 on: 06/11/2008 21:48:00 »
Spidarman- "Is that a really large vacuum cleaner?" 
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« Reply #25 on: 06/11/2008 21:55:10 »
Osama Bin Laden - "They'll never find me here"
He is still alive...or is he?

As far as I know - but I can hope.
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« Reply #26 on: 06/11/2008 21:55:49 »
Spidarman- "Is that a really large vacuum cleaner?" 

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« Reply #27 on: 07/11/2008 07:52:56 »
Barnes Wallace - "Damn!"

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« Reply #28 on: 07/11/2008 07:56:16 »
Wait until the 2nd half

Ve are alvays ze stronker in zer zveiten half - zey zink it iz all ofer! For you it is, I zink, ja?