I need a Neil fix

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Offline Make it Lady

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« on: 19/11/2008 23:12:18 »
I know, I know, I know. I'm always the one to say where is Neil but that is because he cheers me up and I need a laugh. Any news anyone?
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« Reply #1 on: 21/11/2008 02:25:17 »
He is in Cambodia trying to convert Pol Pot to Judaism.
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« Reply #2 on: 21/11/2008 02:31:39 »
He is in Cambodia trying to convert Pol Pot to Judaism.
Won't Neil have to convert to VooDoo first so he can raise the zombie, or do we have a Pol Pot golem to look forward too?

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« Reply #3 on: 21/11/2008 06:15:17 »
There is no chance of this UK singer touring Cambodia  [:)]

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« Reply #4 on: 22/11/2008 17:07:34 »
RD Nice post. Glad the sporrans have gone though.

Niel will be back soon apparently. I havejust bought a sheep puppet to talk to for when he is away. It is not a patch on the real thing. The "Real Thing" are still touring, just in case RD is still in the knife box!
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« Reply #5 on: 22/11/2008 22:51:08 »
RD Nice post. Glad the sporrans have gone though.

Niel will be back soon apparently. I havejust bought a sheep puppet to talk to for when he is away.
It is not a patch on the real thing. The "Real Thing" are still touring, just in case RD is still in the knife box!


I hope the puppet doesn't sound like the annoying whiny lamb chop,
 if it is a black sheep puppet a Barry White / Isaac Hayes type voice would be ideal.

[Lamb sporrans are available]
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« Reply #6 on: 23/11/2008 15:59:23 »
SSHHHHH! Don't tell Niel.
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« Reply #7 on: 23/11/2008 16:13:05 »

 if it is a black sheep puppet a Barry White / Isaac Hayes type voice would be ideal.

[Lamb sporrans are available]

Both of whom are dead. What are you trying to say?
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« Reply #8 on: 23/11/2008 21:36:27 »

 if it is a black sheep puppet a Barry White / Isaac Hayes type voice would be ideal.

[Lamb sporrans are available]


Both of whom are dead. What are you trying to say?


I was simply alluding to the comical incongruity of the bass tones of Barry/Isaac emanating from a "lamb chop" style puppet.
The fact that these gentlemen are both deceased is an unfortunate coincidence.

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« Reply #9 on: 23/11/2008 21:50:40 »
I wonder if you can get an Issac Hayes sporran?  [???]
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« Reply #10 on: 23/11/2008 22:05:47 »
I wonder if you can get an Issac Hayes sporran?  [???]

This is the nearest thing I could find...

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« Reply #11 on: 23/11/2008 23:18:51 »
That looks more like Terence Trent D'Arby than Isaac.


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« Reply #12 on: 24/11/2008 00:54:18 »
Terence is dead in name only ...

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[Terence Trent D'Arby] adopted the name Sananda Maitreya, following a series of dreams. His name was legally changed to Sananda Maitreya on October 4 2001. He proclaimed in an interview that "Terence Trent D'Arby was dead...he watched his suffering as he died a noble death," in what was perceived as an attempt to reinvent himself artistically and free himself from what he believed to be the oppressive nature of the record business.
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« Reply #13 on: 24/11/2008 01:33:34 »
Like Prince, the artist formerly known as talented  [:D]
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« Reply #14 on: 24/11/2008 05:19:06 »
I was going to say "Sananda Maitreya" must mean "escape my contract" in an obscure language  [:)] ,

but "Sananda Maitreya" is a name used by Buddhists/Ufoists for a messiah-like figure, (modest guy Terence).

(If there is an insanity clause in Terence's contract then I suppose saying he has become a God could be a get-out clause).

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« Reply #15 on: 24/11/2008 23:05:50 »
I once pretended to see dead people to get out of a History test but it didn't work. The teacher said that I should ask the dead people the questions as they could probably do better than me. Shucks!
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« Reply #16 on: 25/11/2008 01:40:32 »
I once pretended to see dead people to get out of a History test but it didn't work. The teacher said that I should ask the dead people the questions as they could probably do better than me. Shucks!

Ewe should have persuaded your teacher to set the test in a morgue !..That way ewe would have been right and would have been given the day off..maybe even the week...perhaps your entire education off !

That would be rather jolly and swell wouldn't it ?....At the age of 13 being told to take the rest of your education off an being given ten million to play with too.


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« Reply #17 on: 25/11/2008 02:56:47 »
In Scotland they don't "see dead people",  they "see ned people", ("ned" is Scottish version of "Chav" or "Scally")

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The stereotypical dress of a ned consists of a baseball cap, nearly always worn at an upwards angle. The baseball cap can be seen as a status symbol or identity marker, with certain brands, such as Burberry or Nike, considered preferable along with the MLB Baseball team the New York Yankees. In September 2004, Burberry stopped making branded baseball caps, possibly due to their close association with neds, ned culture, or English chavs. Other items may include a football shirt (often that of a major European club to which the wearer might have no other obvious affiliation) or striped top, and a shell or track suit. Accessories include plain gold earrings, chain necklaces and sovereign rings (which are effectively knuckledusters).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_(Scottish)

I though "Ned" was a contraction of "Ne'erdowell" , (like  "Scallywag" => "Scally => "Scal"), 
 but some say it's an acronym for "Non Educted Deliquent".

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« Reply #18 on: 25/11/2008 17:46:10 »
NED = Not English, Dumbo!
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