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« on: 25/11/2008 01:34:50 »
Greetings Peeps Of Non-Clothed Scientifical Academical  T S Elliots Cats-Jellical Fun & Luff,

I'm Sheepy !


Ewe may remember me from such threads as " Will I be able to  melt The North Pole with a soggy match ?"  and  "Why is It not wise to dress up as a lame Wildebeest and Poke starving lions with a stick whilst being covered in cat Food ?"...and the all time favourite "Why Can I not Make Sweet Lurve To My Blow Up Doll On A bed of nails ?"

Anyhoo....Je hopes to make votre acquaintance tres soon.

Je avez lots of kwestions all good and proper to make ewe think stuff !

Spank-U-later !


mwah mwah mwah mwah

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« Reply #1 on: 25/11/2008 03:20:43 »
MIL(f)

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« Reply #2 on: 25/11/2008 06:08:40 »
Greetings Peeps Of Non-Clothed Scientifical Academical  T S Elliots Cats-Jellical Fun & Luff,

I'm Sheepy !


Ewe may remember me from such threads as " Will I be able to  melt The North Pole with a soggy match ?"  and  "Why is It not wise to dress up as a lame Wildebeest and Poke starving lions with a stick whilst being covered in cat Food ?"...and the all time favourite "Why Can I not Make Sweet Lurve To My Blow Up Doll On A bed of nails ?"

Anyhoo....Je hopes to make votre acquaintance tres soon.

Je avez lots of kwestions all good and proper to make ewe think stuff !

Spank-U-later !


mwah mwah mwah mwah

Hugs et les shmishes



neil
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Awwwwwwww...Welcome home Sheepy.. we all look forward to your non-rational Questions of sparkling delightfulness.... missed you and glad to see you enjoying forum trolling fun again..!
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« Reply #3 on: 25/11/2008 17:47:27 »
Cervine Jollity has returned  [;D]
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« Reply #4 on: 26/11/2008 01:07:59 »
Cervine Jollity has returned  [;D]

Cochon Jollity, you mean?
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« Reply #5 on: 26/11/2008 01:49:37 »
Cervine Jollity has returned  [;D]

Cochon Jollity, you mean?

No.
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« Reply #6 on: 26/11/2008 08:53:36 »
Have you, perchance, been on a little trip across the channel to French France?

BEWARE, them thar Frenchies are a little p'ed off with British sheepy imports!
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« Reply #7 on: 26/11/2008 09:07:05 »
Schafglück!

(bless you)

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« Reply #8 on: 26/11/2008 09:45:07 »
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« Reply #9 on: 26/11/2008 09:46:11 »
Sort of sheep happiness....absurdly, there is no direct translation!

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« Reply #10 on: 26/11/2008 09:46:38 »
and how do you pluck a shee, anyway?

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« Reply #11 on: 26/11/2008 09:51:14 »
If it's a ban-shee, very carefully!  [:D]
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« Reply #12 on: 26/11/2008 12:19:23 »
Sort of sheep happiness....absurdly, there is no direct translation!

One is a happy sheep  [:D]
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« Reply #13 on: 26/11/2008 12:19:52 »
and how do you pluck a shee, anyway?

I usually shave my shee !
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« Reply #14 on: 26/11/2008 12:21:01 »
Have you, perchance, been on a little trip across the channel to French France?

BEWARE, them thar Frenchies are a little p'ed off with British sheepy imports!

I tried, but the chunnel is very well fenced off nowadays !
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« Reply #15 on: 26/11/2008 12:23:01 »
I tried, but the chunnel is very well fenced off nowadays !

No. I've not had sex recently either.....

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« Reply #16 on: 26/11/2008 19:41:02 »
My chunnel has healed over!
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #17 on: 26/11/2008 19:47:03 »
What blessed relief  - they all do once you've turned 30.

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« Reply #18 on: 27/11/2008 00:40:05 »
Pity.... Pity No open chunnels! LOL

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« Reply #19 on: 27/11/2008 02:04:28 »
If ewe let me see it I am sure I can help.....I have Chunnel vision !
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« Reply #20 on: 27/11/2008 03:27:34 »
LOL.. I am sure you do Sheepy!

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« Reply #21 on: 27/11/2008 22:41:12 »
If you put on 3D specs you might see things shooting out of the chunnel.
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« Reply #22 on: 27/11/2008 23:03:33 »
I thought we'd got rid of the sheep Welcome back, Neil. We missed you!

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« Reply #23 on: 28/11/2008 13:07:44 »
My chunnel has healed over!

well, that's not to be sniffed at