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« on: 28/11/2008 13:37:46 »

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« Reply #1 on: 28/11/2008 13:40:41 »
Excellent
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« Reply #2 on: 28/11/2008 14:52:32 »
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Men are the same as women, just inside out !

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« Reply #3 on: 28/11/2008 15:09:38 »
 [:)]
Rosalind Franklin was my first cousin and one my life's main regrets is that I never met this brilliant and beautiful lady.
She discovered the Single DNA Helix in 1953, then it was taken by Wilkins without her knowledge or agreeement.

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« Reply #4 on: 28/11/2008 21:59:51 »
LOL.. Thats funny Poor Adam! I bet he would be shocked and surprised by that one!!
« Last Edit: 28/11/2008 22:08:30 by Karen W. »

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #5 on: 29/11/2008 00:15:21 »
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a Myth! (For cripes sake!)
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #6 on: 29/11/2008 00:43:41 »
Is He a myth..for cripes sakes??? LOL...LOL

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« Reply #7 on: 29/11/2008 09:42:37 »
Yes - for the sake of cripes, He is a myth...

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« Reply #8 on: 29/11/2008 18:14:30 »
LOL..LOL...You guys crack me up!

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #9 on: 29/11/2008 18:18:45 »
The Spaghetti monster is not only a myth - he is a heretical myth.
There is no god but the Invisible Pink Unicorn (may IPU's holy hooves never be shod).

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« Reply #10 on: 29/11/2008 22:26:39 »
If you do not recant, renouncing the Invisible Pink Unicorn, I will bomb your house!
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #11 on: 29/11/2008 22:37:19 »
That doesn't matter to me.
Those who die in IPU's service will enjoy eternal ham and pineapple pizzas.

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« Reply #12 on: 29/11/2008 22:44:56 »
Oh my God ham and pineapple. That would be hell for me. I like a pizza with class, say, goats cheese and rocket.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #13 on: 29/11/2008 22:50:27 »
Those who do not believe in the one true religion will suffer the wrath of Xenu ...

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or at the very least be sued by the church of Scientology.
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« Reply #14 on: 29/11/2008 23:17:32 »
OOH he's a sexy monster.
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« Reply #15 on: 29/11/2008 23:54:12 »
OOH he's a sexy monster.

That's your "R6 implant" talking...

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Scientology practices often have to do with addressing implants taking place prior to the current lifetime
 one of the most notable is the large R6 implant, said to have been placed in the human mind 75,000,000 [sic] years ago by Xenu
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Implant_(Scientology)

[Ron must have been doing some serious drugs]

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« Reply #16 on: 30/11/2008 00:05:14 »
what about the tea pot and the holy sock?
Beeswax: Natures petrol tank sealant.

When things are in 3D, is it always the same three dimensions?

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« Reply #17 on: 30/11/2008 00:10:47 »
This smacks of the influence of the Unholy Purple Oyster (may he be damned unto an eternity of pepperoni pizzas). Scientology is clearly the work of the UPO. If you search the writings of L. Ron (the unholy prophet) you will clearly see references to the 'science' of dianetics which are clearly salty poo - exactly what one would expect from a follower of the UPO.

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« Reply #18 on: 30/11/2008 14:53:18 »
Go forth and don't multiply ...

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« Reply #19 on: 30/11/2008 15:01:59 »
This is some sort of Freudian slip isn't it? The Christian church is obsessed with sex -especially stopping it.

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« Reply #20 on: 30/11/2008 19:36:44 »
God invented sex as a joke and then when he found out we were taking it seriously he turned it into a sin!!!
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« Reply #21 on: 01/12/2008 07:09:17 »
I like the way the sign advertises "Sun Worship"
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« Reply #22 on: 01/12/2008 17:05:52 »
Well, it is son worship, for Christ sakes!
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« Reply #23 on: 04/12/2008 16:39:45 »
Well, it is son worship, for Christ sakes!



It's easy to see you've been associating with Brits - you actually put something funny!
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« Reply #24 on: 04/12/2008 21:12:46 »
Peculiar or Ha, Ha!
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« Reply #25 on: 05/12/2008 15:33:39 »
Peculiar or Ha, Ha!

Mind your own business.
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein