Astronauts called Ted

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« Reply #1 on: 08/12/2008 17:03:36 »
It's a fake! It was rigged up in a studio in the Nevada Desert - you can tell from the angle of the shadows.

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« Reply #2 on: 08/12/2008 17:05:13 »
No. It was for real. They landed near Ipswich! The locals could bearly believe it.
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« Reply #3 on: 08/12/2008 17:30:13 »
At least the U.K. space program is no Micky-Mouse operation.
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

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« Reply #4 on: 08/12/2008 18:06:21 »
But how is he coping in the ted-ly environment of space without his helmet?

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« Reply #5 on: 08/12/2008 18:49:14 »
If his head explodes he'll be stuffed, no wait, he won't be stuffed. Oh, you get what I mean. Being an astronaut is no picnic!
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« Reply #6 on: 08/12/2008 20:32:12 »
They didn't go a long way - nowhere near fur enough
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« Reply #7 on: 09/12/2008 02:06:12 »
They didn't go a long way - nowhere near fur enough

The reason is that they need to have their protective clothing. The can't go bear.
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« Reply #8 on: 09/12/2008 22:11:34 »
This was a secret mission to find our missing bees. As you know:
A bear likes honey,
buzz buzz buzz,
I wonder why he does.

They can track down honey and bees so that is why they boldly sent bears into space.
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« Reply #9 on: 09/12/2008 22:40:15 »
Oh do beehive yourself!
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« Reply #10 on: 09/12/2008 22:56:04 »
Don't you really mean "Oh, just tone it down to your NORMAL NASTY, not
the over-the-top NASTY you usually come out with." ?

Shazza is not known for for being restrained nor discreet. It is similar to asking a tiger to lay off the intense use of her claws.
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« Reply #11 on: 09/12/2008 23:58:04 »
I'm still in mourning over my bees and you lot making bee jokes isn't helping.
Beeswax: Natures petrol tank sealant.

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« Reply #12 on: 10/12/2008 11:24:09 »
Wasp the matter with making jokes?
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« Reply #13 on: 10/12/2008 11:25:47 »
Don't fly off the handle

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« Reply #14 on: 10/12/2008 11:37:01 »
Comb off it!
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« Reply #15 on: 10/12/2008 11:50:54 »
I knew I preferred Buzz Aldrin for some reason...

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« Reply #16 on: 10/12/2008 11:57:03 »
Oh groooaaaan
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« Reply #17 on: 10/12/2008 19:04:03 »
Oh groooaaaan

Let he who has not made others go "groooaaaan" cast the first stone.

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« Reply #18 on: 10/12/2008 19:37:11 »
Hi Jim. Is your ARM STRONG again yet after your accident?
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« Reply #19 on: 10/12/2008 20:24:59 »
Don't you really mean "Oh, just tone it down to your NORMAL NASTY, not
the over-the-top NASTY you usually come out with." ?

Shazza is not known for for being restrained nor discreet. It is similar to asking a tiger to lay off the intense use of her claws.
If you want me to keep a secret first of all you must tell me it is a secret!!!!
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« Reply #20 on: 11/12/2008 17:44:58 »
This was a secret mission to find our missing bees. As you know:
A bear likes honey,
buzz buzz buzz,
I wonder why he does.

They can track down honey and bees so that is why they boldly sent bears into space.

Rather retarded remark, Shazza, YOU were the one who said it was a secret mission.  I have taken the liberty to make the remarks you typed into the computer about secret mission show in bold type. (Please refer to the original posing for the quoted message.)
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« Reply #21 on: 11/12/2008 18:05:44 »
This was a secret mission to find our missing bees. As you know:
A bear likes honey,
buzz buzz buzz,
I wonder why he does.

They can track down honey and bees so that is why they boldly sent bears into space.

Rather retarded remark, Shazza, YOU were the one who said it was a secret mission.  I have taken the liberty to make the remarks you typed into the computer about secret mission show in bold type. (Please refer to the original posing for the quoted message.)

On a Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy mission/one

Sorry bad joke
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