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« on: 08/12/2008 21:01:28 »
Nice eh ?

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Hmmm...........the house smells nice !


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« Reply #1 on: 08/12/2008 21:18:08 »
GIMME!
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« Reply #2 on: 08/12/2008 21:29:36 »
Here ewe go !


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« Reply #3 on: 08/12/2008 22:39:51 »
That is one tall bread maker you have there. Is it bread for a giraffe?
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« Reply #4 on: 08/12/2008 22:54:53 »
Oooh, fankee Sheepie!
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« Reply #5 on: 09/12/2008 00:01:16 »
just a short step now to make wine from water and fish-o-plenty.

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« Reply #6 on: 09/12/2008 09:57:08 »
dough!

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« Reply #7 on: 09/12/2008 10:19:20 »
Your bread looks very nice neilep  - but I have to say, from it's shape, it looks a bit as though it's been baked in a toilet cistern. [;D]

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« Reply #8 on: 09/12/2008 10:23:35 »
We have a bread making machine that makes bread similar to Neil's - my 2 favourite loaves are onion and bacon, and cinnamon and raisin. The last one is best sliced and toasted with lashings of butter!

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« Reply #9 on: 09/12/2008 12:20:47 »
There are lots of loaves in Chipping Norton - all the inhabitants are in-bread!
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« Reply #10 on: 09/12/2008 15:59:58 »
Thats the biggest loaf of bread I have ever seen!

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #11 on: 09/12/2008 16:11:01 »
just a short step now to make wine from water and fish-o-plenty.

Don't be so skeptical. He probably learned miracles as part of the family traditions - he is Jewish, ya know.
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« Reply #12 on: 09/12/2008 16:12:09 »
...... with lashings of butter!

Please enlighten us! What is the process of making a butter whip?
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« Reply #13 on: 09/12/2008 16:13:08 »
Neil, do you have the recipe fo a good flax seed bread? I have been looking for one for a long time.
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« Reply #14 on: 09/12/2008 21:52:16 »
Isn't flax some sort of natural fibre. Won't the bread be a bit chewy and constipating? It might be good to eat if you've accidentally swollowed a pin
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« Reply #15 on: 09/12/2008 22:51:39 »
Flax is linseed - it'll taste likes someones marinaded a cricket bat in it. [;D]

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« Reply #16 on: 09/12/2008 23:29:17 »
Oh, but thee flax seeds, when ground to make a flour, is VERY tasty.
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« Reply #17 on: 10/12/2008 10:28:29 »
Oh, but thee flax seeds, when ground to make a flour, is VERY tasty.

I can believe it, mrs blakestyger takes a teaspoonful of flax oil every day to ease something or other. I tasted it once and was immediately transported back to the sound of leather on willow and balmy summer afternoons.
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« Reply #18 on: 10/12/2008 10:39:22 »
How's that?

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« Reply #19 on: 10/12/2008 11:36:17 »
Were you bowled over by the taste?
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« Reply #20 on: 10/12/2008 11:37:44 »
Were you stumped for words?

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« Reply #21 on: 10/12/2008 11:43:11 »
I was on bail at the time.
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« Reply #22 on: 10/12/2008 11:53:21 »
oh? You got caught did you?

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« Reply #23 on: 10/12/2008 12:53:20 »
Good grief!!! There'e Neil loafing around and everyone else seems to have gone batty!!!
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« Reply #24 on: 10/12/2008 14:09:29 »
Don't slip up
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« Reply #25 on: 10/12/2008 14:11:36 »
or crease up laughing.

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« Reply #26 on: 10/12/2008 14:21:16 »
Ohhhh! Duck it!
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« Reply #27 on: 10/12/2008 14:24:42 »
Oh, did you slip on a sticky wicket, whilst trying to bowl a maiden over? I'd go into deep cover if I were you, and go and watch the box.

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« Reply #28 on: 10/12/2008 14:25:38 »
That put a new spin on it
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« Reply #29 on: 10/12/2008 14:25:59 »
Did you get all these references from Googlie?
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« Reply #30 on: 10/12/2008 14:30:34 »
Ohhhh! Duck it!

I think I came close to the boundary there!
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« Reply #31 on: 10/12/2008 14:34:11 »
Had you not kept it inside the rope, you may have been hit for six. There were no ball's ups there then.

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« Reply #32 on: 10/12/2008 14:36:00 »
But for the Grace of God, there go I.
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« Reply #33 on: 10/12/2008 14:41:23 »
Unless there's a boycott.

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« Reply #34 on: 10/12/2008 14:43:04 »
Are you trying to beefy up this thread?
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« Reply #35 on: 10/12/2008 14:44:31 »
No, he wants Lamb (at least that's what a little Dickie Bird told me).
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« Reply #36 on: 10/12/2008 15:20:48 »
or some Shepherds pie. Just make sure it's not Warne out - I don't want to start a Waugh

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« Reply #37 on: 10/12/2008 15:28:08 »
Which brings us nicely back to the sheepy who started this thread, which I think had summat to do with his skills as a baker. I just hope that bread doesn't give him the runs!
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« Reply #38 on: 10/12/2008 15:29:12 »
There appears to be something amiss with this. Surely this is scraping the botham of the barrel. Now, I like cricket alott, it certainly rings my bell, but to butcher a thread in such a way is snow joke. Stop behaving like a hick and bring this to a close.

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« Reply #39 on: 10/12/2008 15:40:01 »
I was on bail at the time.

For ball-tampering. [:I]

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« Reply #40 on: 10/12/2008 16:01:39 »
There appears to be something amiss with this. Surely this is scraping the botham of the barrel. Now, I like cricket alott, it certainly rings my bell, but to butcher a thread in such a way is snow joke. Stop behaving like a hick and bring this to a close.

The 'Amiss' & 'Botham' puns are bad enough for this thread, but did you have to pitch in with butchers and snow? You've opened a whole new can of worms now! There'll be a barage of new puns ballooning now!!!
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« Reply #41 on: 10/12/2008 16:13:43 »
It SEAMs this thread has been perverted. We've already had beef & lamb. We don't want any pigs too so we'd better put up a HOG GUARD. WILLEY be deterred by that? He will if he's a COWARDREY.
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« Reply #42 on: 10/12/2008 16:38:15 »
There appears to be something amiss with this. Surely this is scraping the botham of the barrel. Now, I like cricket alott, it certainly rings my bell, but to butcher a thread in such a way is snow joke. Stop behaving like a hick and bring this to a close.

The 'Amiss' & 'Botham' puns are bad enough for this thread, but did you have to pitch in with butchers and snow? You've opened a whole new can of worms now! There'll be a barage of new puns ballooning now!!!
LOL..don't forget Hick, Close, Bell and Alott....

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« Reply #43 on: 10/12/2008 16:40:14 »
I'm HOLDING my breath in anticipation.
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« Reply #44 on: 10/12/2008 16:40:20 »
I do wish you had let that go by.
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« Reply #45 on: 10/12/2008 16:42:20 »
I would if I were SOBERs
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« Reply #46 on: 10/12/2008 16:43:32 »
There appears to be something amiss with this. Surely this is scraping the botham of the barrel. Now, I like cricket alott, it certainly rings my bell, but to butcher a thread in such a way is snow joke. Stop behaving like a hick and bring this to a close.

The 'Amiss' & 'Botham' puns are bad enough for this thread, but did you have to pitch in with butchers and snow? You've opened a whole new can of worms now! There'll be a barage of new puns ballooning now!!!
LOL..don't forget Hick, Close, Bell and Alott....

Good grief..... I honestly did catch that lot.
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« Reply #47 on: 10/12/2008 16:47:44 »
Oval the cricket puns in the world, we must have them all here, or is the night watchman coming on now?
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« Reply #48 on: 10/12/2008 17:01:18 »
Oh good LORDs!
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« Reply #49 on: 10/12/2008 17:19:18 »
Don't set the Barlow. We can begin Agnew since there are Adams-ite more puns to be Cook-ed up. Be Fairbrother, we can Cope. I'm sure we can Foster some Dilley-s and Cork-ers.