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« Reply #50 on: 10/12/2008 17:31:21 »
Very TRUE, MAN. But we could WAITE WEEKES. Maybe we should MARSHALL our resources.
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« Reply #51 on: 10/12/2008 17:40:32 »
There seems to be quite enough Wisden here, we're not stumped yet!
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« Reply #52 on: 10/12/2008 17:54:53 »
Thinking about it, what would be an apt funeral for a cricketer? And possibly this thread?


Umm, pyre?
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« Reply #53 on: 10/12/2008 18:01:38 »
This thread contains too many silly points.

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« Reply #54 on: 10/12/2008 18:13:55 »
Well, I think we should all apologise to that poor sheepy. He started telling us about his loaf of bread and we have completely and utterly hijacked his thread. We should all feel utterly ashamed, I mean, itís just not cricket 
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« Reply #55 on: 10/12/2008 19:36:14 »
Balls to that  [:P]
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« Reply #56 on: 10/12/2008 20:32:34 »
I've just shown my husband this thread and he laughed so much that he has a sticky mid-off. I'll get a tissue.
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« Reply #57 on: 10/12/2008 21:47:25 »
Sounds like he needs some extra cover
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« Reply #58 on: 10/12/2008 21:58:49 »
Sounds like he needs a good innings to me!

Did he make a mess of his leg stump?
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« Reply #59 on: 10/12/2008 22:25:09 »
Maybe he's into reverse swinging  [:D]
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« Reply #60 on: 10/12/2008 22:44:24 »
the only thing worse than cricket puns is English cricket puns.


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« Reply #61 on: 10/12/2008 23:33:56 »
Hot Cross Puns?
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« Reply #62 on: 11/12/2008 07:30:34 »
the only thing worse than cricket puns is English cricket puns.


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Ash not very nice, is it!
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« Reply #63 on: 11/12/2008 12:03:26 »
The boy stood on the burning deck,
Playing a game of cricket.
The ball went up his trouser leg,
And hit his middle wicket.



OK, time to CUT the crap and make a clean SWEEP of things. I'm OFF for a DRIVE. BYE.
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« Reply #64 on: 11/12/2008 12:05:24 »
Let's hook up later

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« Reply #65 on: 11/12/2008 12:12:00 »
Let's hook up later

Are you PROPositioning me? (OK, that's a rugby reference - SO SUE ME!  [:(!] )
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« Reply #66 on: 11/12/2008 12:17:23 »
No, I just think we should scrum down at some silly point and play with our oddly shaped balls. We could invite a third man?

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« Reply #67 on: 11/12/2008 12:19:17 »
Hockey-dockey
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« Reply #68 on: 11/12/2008 12:22:33 »
I see that you've widened the field. So now we can play ball with all sorts across the ball park. (Did I just bring in sweets, there?)

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« Reply #69 on: 11/12/2008 12:37:15 »
When Neil sees what we've done to his thread he'll be HURLING insults at us.
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« Reply #70 on: 11/12/2008 12:40:45 »
He'll be, like, well lacrosse, innit

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« Reply #71 on: 11/12/2008 12:52:12 »
When Neil sees what we've done to his thread he'll be HURLING insults at us.

Yeah! we'll be snookered
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« Reply #72 on: 11/12/2008 13:50:20 »
Maybe we should POOL our resources
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« Reply #73 on: 12/12/2008 09:36:14 »
Is that the CUE for a song?
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« Reply #74 on: 12/12/2008 09:45:39 »
I'm just going to put my hands in my pockets and play with my balls.

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« Reply #75 on: 12/12/2008 10:00:31 »
I'm just going to put my hands in my pockets and play with my balls.

Ah! The age old sport of 'pocket snooker', I hope you don't get arrested
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« Reply #76 on: 12/12/2008 13:45:07 »
He wouldbn't be in custody FURLONG (horse racing now?)
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« Reply #77 on: 12/12/2008 16:24:49 »
Sing along now.....
'Aintree sweet,
See her walking down that street,
Well I ask you very confidentially,
Aintree sweet.'
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« Reply #78 on: 12/12/2008 18:36:35 »
We can't let DON CAST Aspersions. I think he needs a dose of EPSOM salts.
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« Reply #79 on: 12/12/2008 19:32:41 »
Or something you could supply sir, Castor oil.
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« Reply #80 on: 12/12/2008 21:05:15 »
Or something you could supply sir, Castor oil.

The sporting reference is...?
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« Reply #81 on: 13/12/2008 01:15:08 »
Are you A SCOT?
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« Reply #82 on: 15/12/2008 02:58:20 »
Or something you could supply sir, Castor oil.

The sporting reference is...?

Beaver Baiting - but it is difficult to find beaver terriers these days.
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« Reply #83 on: 15/12/2008 09:22:14 »
You could convert a lurcher by kitting it out with water wings.

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« Reply #84 on: 15/12/2008 17:22:46 »
What is the mix of breeds favored by most English Poachers?
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« Reply #85 on: 15/12/2008 17:33:39 »
What is the mix of breeds favored by most English Poachers?

Eggs
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« Reply #86 on: 15/12/2008 18:23:21 »
non sequitur suprime
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« Reply #87 on: 16/12/2008 01:03:49 »
Jim Bob... Flaxseed Bread..! This is really good bread.. I have baked it.. very soft and yummy and good for you.. I got it from the internet some time ago....but it is a good one.. I think they called it "The worlds best flaxseed bread"... Here it is.. You might try to google it too as they had some good tips about flaxseed ... assuming its still on the web.. probably is!


1 tablespoon active dry yeast

1 3/4 cups of warm water

1/8 cup sugar

1 tablespoon Canola oil

3/4 teaspoon salt

1 cup flaxseed meal

2 cups whole wheat flour

1 cup all-purpose flour


1. Dissolve your yeast in the warm water. This takes about 5 minutes -- the water will become creamy-looking.

2. Add to this the sugar, oil, salt, flaxseed meal and one cup of whole wheat flour. Mix this with your spoon till it's incorporated -- really easy to do.

3. Now, add in the other cup of whole wheat flour and stir... then add in your one cup of all-purpose flour. Mix till it holds together -- this will only take a minute or two.

4. Attach the dough hook to your stand mixer
, put in the dough and let the mixer knead this dough for AT LEAST 10 minutes. Set the timer. If it kneads it for 12 minutes, no problem. If you don't have a stand mixer, then knead by hand on a floured countertop for about 10 - 15 minutes.

5. Spray a large bowl with cooking spray and put the dough into it, then spray the top of it. You just want to moisten the outside of it so it won't stick to the bowl.

6. Let it rise till it has FULLY DOUBLED. Depending on the temperature, this could happen in about an hour, or upwards of two hours. Focus on the dough, not the time -- when it has doubled, then you're ready to go.

7. Spray a bread pan (9" X 5") with cooking spray.

8. Punch down your dough (don't knead it any more) and put it into your bread pan. Shape it with your oil-covered hands so it fits snugly into the pan.

9. Let the bread rise till it has come up about 1 1/2 inches above the top of the pan.

10. Preheat the oven to 350F -- bake the bread for about 40 - 45 minutes. Once it's done, put it on your counter to cool for about 5 minutes.

11. Remove it from the bread pan (it comes out easily) and let it come to room temperature (if you can wait that long!) or at least till it's only barely warm so it will easily slice.

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« Reply #88 on: 16/12/2008 01:05:47 »
You can grind 2/3 cup of flax seed to get one cup of flaxseed meal in the food processor.. take it down to cornmeal size.

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