Has anyone seen this man?

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« on: 15/12/2008 14:12:39 »



This imposter was recently seen delivering presents to children under the guise of "St Niklaus". (He was under the guise, not the childen...). He was caught here looking somewhat shifty, and was later seen leaving the premises with a piece of cake and some Gluhwein. If seen, you should avoid this person, but shout out "FOG" as soon as he is out of sight. Goodnight, and good luck.

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« Reply #1 on: 15/12/2008 14:30:42 »
A shifty looking character indeed, and not to be trusted.

A similarly atired chappie owe's me a Lambourghini. He promised me one many years ago and I still ain't got it. Cost my Mummsie one & a kick!!!

All the old bugger left me was the makings of a radio, and he nicked a whisker from the cat for that!!
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #2 on: 15/12/2008 14:37:36 »
A similarly atired chappie owe's me a Lambourghini. He promised me one many years ago and I still ain't got it. Cost my Mummsie one & a kick!!!

Here you are then.



Ho Ho Ho!!!

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« Reply #3 on: 15/12/2008 15:05:21 »
Oh! Highly ammusing, ho ho bloody ho. You know very well I wanted a red one (FOG)!
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« Reply #4 on: 15/12/2008 15:09:30 »
tee hee hee!

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« Reply #5 on: 15/12/2008 17:27:34 »
There must be a lot of UV at the North pole: look how tanned Santa is ...

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The arctic ozone hole must be worse than we thought  [:)]
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« Reply #6 on: 15/12/2008 17:30:54 »
I'm not surprised the boy is crying, Santa is pulling on his tie. "Mum I'm going blue!"
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« Reply #7 on: 15/12/2008 17:35:10 »
Stuart - that would probably cost more than a Murciellago!
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« Reply #8 on: 15/12/2008 17:43:53 »
This one looks decidedly dodgy.

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« Reply #9 on: 15/12/2008 17:50:42 »
Santaphobia persists into adulthood ...

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« Reply #10 on: 15/12/2008 17:52:58 »
No, Santa has just given her the baby as a present. This would be my reaction. I got Freddy for my Birthday. I would have preferred a nice necklace.
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« Reply #11 on: 15/12/2008 17:54:22 »
No, Santa has just given her the baby as a present. This would be my reaction. I got Freddy for my Birthday. I would have preferred a nice necklace.

I won't mention pearls. I WON'T!
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« Reply #12 on: 15/12/2008 18:10:30 »
No, Santa has just given her the baby as a present. This would be my reaction. I got Freddy for my Birthday. I would have preferred a nice necklace.

I won't mention pearls. I WON'T!

But you did!!! (FOG)
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« Reply #13 on: 16/12/2008 00:33:32 »
OH I just love Santa! LOL..

Very cute piccy's!

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« Reply #14 on: 16/12/2008 07:46:29 »
Stuart - that would probably cost more than a Murciellago!
..and it also has better pulling power!

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« Reply #15 on: 16/12/2008 08:05:13 »
Stuart - that would probably cost more than a Murciellago!
..and it also has better pulling power!

Not in the pubs I go to!
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« Reply #16 on: 16/12/2008 14:26:09 »
Yeah, I saw him here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRW2poUfJ34

Its a cover of Black Sabbath - Iron Man, with a santa theme, you'll see :)

It's what i'd call Rock'n'ROFL :P