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« on: 24/12/2008 17:18:22 »
No, I've not turned into a Welsh shepherd!  [:(!]

I mean that I am following Neil's example and taking a few days off. I've been neglecting my work again and really need to get some of it done. So, please don't be alarmed if your favourite rodent is absent for a few days. I shall return shortly to once again brighten your lives with my wit and intellect.  [:P]
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« Reply #1 on: 24/12/2008 22:00:18 »
Well, at least that's stopped my mind from boggling.  Oh yeah - happy humbug.
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

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« Reply #2 on: 24/12/2008 22:37:18 »
Have a good time and hope you get all caught up soon..Hugs the Beaver..

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« Reply #3 on: 24/12/2008 22:54:46 »
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..Hugs the Beaver..

Hmm...
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

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« Reply #4 on: 26/12/2008 04:41:04 »
We'll all wear fur until your return
« Last Edit: 26/12/2008 05:00:21 by Bass »
Old enough to have a grandson
Slow enough to study rocks
Thirsty enough to find a pub

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« Reply #5 on: 28/12/2008 01:48:10 »
We'll all wear fur until your return


We'll all wear BEAVER fur until your return
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« Reply #6 on: 01/01/2009 12:03:02 »
I'll have to stroke my own Beaver until you return.
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« Reply #7 on: 02/01/2009 02:41:51 »
No, I've not turned into a Welsh shepherd!  [:(!]

I mean that I am following Neil's example and taking a few days off. I've been neglecting my work again and really need to get some of it done. So, please don't be alarmed if your favourite rodent is absent for a few days. I shall return shortly to once again brighten your lives with my wit and intellect.  [:P]

Decieving Title... and here I always thought you the straight guy in the group!

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« Reply #8 on: 02/01/2009 12:08:05 »
No, I've not turned into a Welsh shepherd!  [:(!]

I mean that I am following Neil's example and taking a few days off. I've been neglecting my work again and really need to get some of it done. So, please don't be alarmed if your favourite rodent is absent for a few days. I shall return shortly to once again brighten your lives with my wit and intellect.  [:P]

Decieving Title... and here I always thought you the straight guy in the group!

Are you inferring the others are gay?
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« Reply #9 on: 02/01/2009 12:36:10 »
LOL Maybe Kinkie would have been a better word for doing a Sheepy! Falls  more into beastiality does it not? LOL LOL!

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« Reply #10 on: 02/01/2009 12:44:53 »
You've got a filthy mind!  [:(!]
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« Reply #11 on: 02/01/2009 14:10:58 »
Jeeze...and I wonder where I got that from!!!?
I have recieved quite the education on this forum and that!!! Lol..

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« Reply #12 on: 02/01/2009 14:11:55 »
Oh, blame us why don't you!  [::)]
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« Reply #13 on: 02/01/2009 14:19:08 »
Oh, blame us why don't you!  [::)]
LOL....Thanks , I will!

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« Reply #14 on: 02/01/2009 15:05:32 »
grrrrrrrrrrrr
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« Reply #15 on: 02/01/2009 17:14:22 »
Hee Hee Hee......

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« Reply #16 on: 02/01/2009 21:46:25 »
Beaver gave a correct description of his thread. When I looked after sheep they spent most of their time escaping from fields. I guess Beaver wanted to escape from this field for a while. So how comes he is still here?
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« Reply #17 on: 02/01/2009 22:17:31 »
I left my twin in charge
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« Reply #18 on: 03/01/2009 00:03:11 »
oh dear, DoctorBeaver, you know you're not supposed to do that until you're absolutely sure he's not an evil twin!

tsk tsk tsk... you have much to learn
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« Reply #19 on: 03/01/2009 00:10:34 »
He most certainly is not an evil twin. I've known him all my life!  [:D]
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« Reply #20 on: 03/01/2009 00:56:07 »
so you think [:P]

*evil crackle*

ahem... excuse me.  you saw nothing...
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« Reply #21 on: 03/01/2009 09:06:54 »
you saw nothing...

Correct. I don't need a saw with teeth like these!
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« Reply #22 on: 03/01/2009 12:51:54 »
Lol.. chalk one up for the beaver!

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« Reply #23 on: 03/01/2009 23:27:58 »
Oh! can't I just hit him with the board duster!
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« Reply #24 on: 04/01/2009 00:49:01 »
ahh, but the beaver is mistaken!

the action of cutting through wood could still be considered "sawing".

it is the Item you don't need, but the action that you were punning on! [;D]
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« Reply #25 on: 04/01/2009 12:57:21 »
Ah, but ScienceGuy is mistaken. Sawing employs a back-and-forth motion. What I do is nibble. Totally different  [^]
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« Reply #26 on: 04/01/2009 12:58:15 »
Oh! can't I just hit him with the board duster!

Just try it, girlie!  [:(!]
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« Reply #27 on: 04/01/2009 21:25:06 »
Oh! can't I just hit him with the board duster!

Just try it, girlie!  [:(!]

He wouldn't like it too much as the oil in his hair and the chalk in the duster would cause a deposit of chalk on his hair. After grooming it would form a hairball of chalk plaster and the bowel distress would be tremendous - just think about how hurtful that wiuld be for the poor, dumb animal.

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« Reply #28 on: 04/01/2009 21:52:05 »
NAAAAARRRH!
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« Reply #29 on: 04/01/2009 22:07:42 »
yet the net effect is the same: two peices of wood when you would have had one.  What difference does the method employed make?  [::)]

hey! it's Make it Lady! how's it been?

and yes, be nice to the "poor dumb animal"  [^]
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« Reply #30 on: 05/01/2009 10:39:10 »
yet the net effect is the same: two peices of wood when you would have had one.  What difference does the method employed make?  [::)]


So you don't bite chocolate, you saw it?
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« Reply #31 on: 06/01/2009 15:48:37 »
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So you don't bite chocolate, you saw it?

wait... that's not normal??
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« Reply #32 on: 06/01/2009 17:48:38 »
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wait... that's not normal??

Normal if it's a Yorkie bar
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« Reply #33 on: 06/01/2009 18:03:11 »
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So you don't bite chocolate, you saw it?

wait... that's not normal??

Normal if it's a Yorkie bar
I wouldn't know about that, apparently they are not for ladies.
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