[Bored chemist]

Strictly, I think that, in order to say "you can't get Twiglet flavoured pigs" you would  have needed to lick all pigs. That means that Dr Beavercan take some comfort that you might have licked a pig, but MIL must have licked the same one.
Who was first?

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

Who's this Dr Beavercan?  []
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[Make it Lady]

I used to live next to a cattle market and once all the farmers went home all the local kids would go and play in the animal stalls. Sometimes there would be some animals waiting for the new owner to come and pick them up. Once my next door neighbour bet me that I wouldn't lick a pig. I licked its ear...ear only OK.