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« Reply #250 on: 02/02/2009 23:24:18 »
can the mods see what we've written even when it's changed to *****?

No - the software automatically changes the offending word. It is somewhat arbitrary - the list of words to be changed, that is.
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« Reply #251 on: 02/02/2009 23:25:45 »
I was watching the piglet getting castrated on the Jamie Oliver programme the other night and the word that popped into my head was disgruntled!

His penis was connected into his throat?? I am amazed!
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« Reply #252 on: 02/02/2009 23:48:14 »
I don"t know who Jamie Oliver is...I don"t think?

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« Reply #253 on: 02/02/2009 23:50:08 »
I think he is a butcher or something...

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« Reply #254 on: 02/02/2009 23:51:22 »
Hahaha, just joking! He is a chief and he does these cooking shows on TV, he's quite a famous bloke too.

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« Reply #255 on: 02/02/2009 23:56:09 »
Oh A Chef? That is cool.. That may be familiar. now that you say that.... I probably have but never paid any attention to him!

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« Reply #256 on: 03/02/2009 04:31:38 »
I probably have but never paid any attention to him!
Nah, nobody ever does.....

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« Reply #257 on: 03/02/2009 08:28:48 »
I probably have but never paid any attention to him!
Nah, nobody ever does.....

He started off as "The Naked Chef" and was the boy-next-door cheeky cockney sparrow type. He has since made much movement towards the betterment of children's daily meals, though somehow has turned into a foul-mouthed pratt along the way. Shame.

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« Reply #258 on: 03/02/2009 09:13:06 »
I was watching the piglet getting castrated on the Jamie Oliver programme the other night and the word that popped into my head was disgruntled!

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« Reply #259 on: 03/02/2009 13:14:54 »
One of the thing I've noticed is that when I'm tired I get 'smells'.
Like if visiting a room that used to be filled of stale cigarette smoke.

'Yippie kay yeyy' is more of an learned 'reflex, just because it makes me in a 'good mode' :)
That first 'experience' described though seems to be 'hardcoded', more or less.
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« Reply #260 on: 03/02/2009 14:43:55 »
Now this is a very good reply, to my taste I might add:)

"No - the software automatically changes the offending word. It is somewhat arbitrary - the list of words to be changed, that is."

It's just missing two 'l':s



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No - the software automatically changes the offending world. It is somewhat arbitrary - the list of worlds to be changed, that is.
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« Reply #261 on: 03/02/2009 14:57:55 »
I don't see how the list of words to censor can be arbitrary. They should be held in a database table and a test run against the text that's been input.
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« Reply #262 on: 03/02/2009 15:01:12 »
Jamie Oliver has done a lot of good with regard school dinners and other dietary issues - but I still want to punch the annoying little scrote!
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« Reply #263 on: 03/02/2009 17:44:06 »
Aren't they to be played with, as this blogger demonstrates?

http://scrotoss.blogspot.com/2006/06/how-to-make-scrote.html
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« Reply #264 on: 03/02/2009 18:08:35 »
How is it you two get away with being really rude and I don't. I have turned over a new leaf and will be spotless from now on.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #265 on: 03/02/2009 19:37:41 »
How is it you two get away with being really rude and I don't. I have turned over a new leaf and will be spotless from now on.

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« Reply #266 on: 03/02/2009 21:09:51 »
Yes, right!
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #267 on: 03/02/2009 22:16:16 »
-Then, Sires and Madams, there will be just two small lefts..
And may I take this opportunity to welcome you to our mystery tour, please get aboard.

It leaves punctually on the dot.
 
- No Sir, please, no cameras..
After last year's incident with the disappearing Chef, we can't allow cameras any more.
Yes it's true that the picture came out very life like.

He will be missed.





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« Reply #268 on: 03/02/2009 22:17:19 »
Alright, I'm on board!

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« Reply #269 on: 03/02/2009 22:20:52 »
May I recommend our buffet.

It contains all nutrients you ever have dreamt of.
And some you haven't.
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« Reply #270 on: 03/02/2009 22:24:07 »
Yes, I'll take you up on your recommendation. [:P]

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« Reply #271 on: 03/02/2009 22:29:00 »
Oh no sir, it's no recommendation, it's unavoidable.
Those men over there would take it very badly in deed if you didn't try our sheep skull encrusted in lemon jelly.

Don't get to disturbed if it winks at you, it's only trying to be friendly.
That's why we leave you with a mallet.

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We take a great pride in serving our food fresh if I may say so Sir.
As those green things sticking out of its mouth proves.

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Yes, the sea can be rough Sir, perfectly understandable.
We like to see our guest leaving an impression.
May I recommend a wine to the soup?
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« Reply #272 on: 03/02/2009 22:35:39 »
Don't worry, sheep skulls are nothing...!

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« Reply #273 on: 03/02/2009 22:42:09 »
Ah, I see you know your Spanish sea food.
Without further ado, allow me to present your waiter for the evning.

Manuel.
Highly recommended by our friends at Fawlty Towers.

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Now, for the wine i would like you to try this fruity red Savanna.
We press it as you comes in, and we can promise it to grow on you.

Or you could try our pincers?
That will give you a head start if it gets to clingy.
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« Reply #274 on: 03/02/2009 22:44:49 »
Hallo Manuel, or maybe Hola! ¿cómo estás?  Nice to meet you!

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« Reply #275 on: 03/02/2009 22:55:00 »
I think I'll try the pincers

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« Reply #276 on: 03/02/2009 22:59:50 »
I'm Sorry, Manuel have signed our contract.
As we in the 'business' like to say.

'Our life is our bond'
And that really means 'Hasta la muerte'

Or just possibly, 'Hasta la Vista'?
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As all good firms we have our confidentiality contract.
You do know sign language?

It was in your ticket, remember..
The fine print, at page sixty four (and three quarters)

Just before you picked your finger to sign Sir.

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Now if you look to the left you will see the native wild life weaving to wards you.
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« Reply #277 on: 03/02/2009 23:01:50 »
Dude, you're starting to freak me out, sign language? I didn't sign up for that!
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Okay, what do you want me to do?
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Hmmm...wildlife you say, that looks like a.... arggg! Get it off of me!  [:0]
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« Reply #278 on: 03/02/2009 23:06:32 »
You didn't Sir?
An impostor?

*burly men approaches menacingly*

Do we have a problem here...

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Oh I see you've meet our Lianna :)

Now Sir, if she only will vouch for you?
- Let him out Lianna, we're not finished here.

Sorry Sir, some of those natives totally lacks table manners.
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« Reply #279 on: 03/02/2009 23:11:06 »
I think we do have a problem.
*pulls out two of these*





AHA! Who's laughing now?

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That's right: ME

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Tell them all ta back off, or else.... [xx(]
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« Reply #280 on: 03/02/2009 23:12:57 »
Well Sir, Considering that you are treating a Green Rhino I would say, she?

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Threatening?

Naaah:)

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Yes I think I saw a fugitive smile there, just over those three gaping jaws.
But she do seems to know you.
Been her(e) before?

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Ah yes, she gives you a stately nod of approval.
And here comes Manuel with your wine Sir.

If you study his shoes you can confirm to its freshness.
Please, feel free to try out our pincers with it.

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« Reply #281 on: 03/02/2009 23:17:30 »
Yes, yes I have.

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« Reply #282 on: 03/02/2009 23:24:12 »
Well Sir, have to admit, so have I, so indeed have I.
Had to leave in a bit of a hurry though.

She had a terrible morning temper.
But I'm sure its better now.

Ah, relax Sir, she only wants to snuggle.
A romantic dinner under the three moons of Alastria.
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« Reply #283 on: 03/02/2009 23:26:48 »
Yes, of course *puts guns away*
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Some time later....
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Hmm... these pincers are nice. Manuel, can you pour me another one?
Now now Lianna, don't drink too much.
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« Reply #284 on: 03/02/2009 23:31:22 »
Sir, do you want us to bring the throne now?
After a good dinner we found this to be a good precautionary measure.
It is after all somewhat spicy.

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And it is, all said and done, a good old French invention.
One could make dinner stretch out for days then, Sir.

Why leave before being relieved, as they used to say over there?
You're old army, right Sire?
One couldn't help but notice those proud mustaches stretching out as if to meet the very roof.

The true pride of a man I say...

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No Sir, that's only smoke..
Just give her her bucket of wine and it will be fine, Sir.

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No, not that one, that's chilli's.
Well Sir, may I suggest a fast retreat to the mens lounge?
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« Reply #285 on: 03/02/2009 23:35:58 »
Yes, I want the throne. Err...what throne?
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Retreat to mens lounge immediately.
And don't you try anything silly on me, a bit of wine doesn't put of my aim...
*stumbles around and falls to the ground*
As I said, it doen't put of my aim.

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« Reply #286 on: 03/02/2009 23:38:46 »
You guys are nuts - as is MIL who is now a resurrected Virgin.

Robin

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« Reply #287 on: 03/02/2009 23:39:58 »
Your just jealous JimBob that we're having a good time.

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« Reply #288 on: 03/02/2009 23:40:52 »
No I am worried about you lad, that rino is carnivorous.
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« Reply #289 on: 03/02/2009 23:42:59 »
Now Now, Quarreling is best done outside the lounge Sires.

And with all due respect Sir.

Our guest Mr Jim Bob is somewhat at a disadvantage here.
After all Sir, you're armed.

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*Looks around*

-Ah yes here comes our Conga band.
Try the Cigar's, specially imported and as you can see of the very finest brand.
No Sir, one at a time please...
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« Reply #290 on: 03/02/2009 23:45:44 »
How did you know, it is concealed in my robotic arm.
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« Reply #291 on: 03/02/2009 23:46:52 »
Come on Mr, yor_on, let us retreat to the mens lounge

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Hey! Where is Lianna?

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I am the one that is armed!

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See? Feel my biceps.

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« Reply #292 on: 03/02/2009 23:48:28 »
Lianna and I have booked a room.
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« Reply #293 on: 03/02/2009 23:51:09 »
I say, stealing the bride are we?

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Good show although?

Let's see what moves our hero might choose...
*Whistling trying to look innocent, while franticly running for cover*

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What is it with men and cigars?

- One at a time Mr Chem - one at a time I say..

Is he's trying for a smoke screen?
Yes, definitely and most finitely so

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Yes, *rubbing hands* to night the devil gets his due.

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« Reply #294 on: 04/02/2009 00:01:43 »
Lianna and I have booked a room.
Why you little ....

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Come on Sir, let's go!
*takes another drink*
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« Reply #295 on: 04/02/2009 00:07:31 »
Ah yes, there is nothing as sitting at the bar at the mens lounge.
Laid back relaxing in that couch, taking a swig of whisky while studying the swing of another.

Absolutely cricket Sir, if I may say so.

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One do need a civilised attitude towards mayhem.
As I'm proud to say that I have.
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« Reply #296 on: 04/02/2009 00:10:09 »
Never give your opponent a warning, C4.



Come, Lianna, let us retire in peace now that the lout can't bother us anymore.
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« Reply #297 on: 04/02/2009 00:11:08 »
I would have liked to have Lianna here *breaks down into tears*
*takes another drink*
Cricket? Where can we play that?

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Manuel, can you find me another native?

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« Reply #298 on: 04/02/2009 00:18:08 »
Tosh, sacred of a little virus? Lianna - you have chosen a REAL man.. One who doesn't play with wickets.

Manuel, tell Mrs. Towers that Faulty is trying to convince the cook into prostitution. And get the Aussie wanna-be a sheep. He will appreciate that kind of animal.
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« Reply #299 on: 04/02/2009 00:21:35 »
Manuel who now makes his entrée as the leader of the Conga band leads both our contestants to 'Le grande finale'.

Wherein both contestants are presented with a modestly false Japanese watch stating them to be genuine Roilx
And a life time subscription of 'Cigars at fitness' and one specially stuffed rabbit.

As for Mr Jim Bob, well he seems to have his very own plans, involving a truckload of vegetables and a large, very large, sauna.
And a tin of mayonnaise?

Will it work as a protective aid?

And for our Mr Chem?
Well, he is lastly seen waving invitingly in a invigorating manner at the native fauna
(and flora, I did mention the flora, didn't I?)

Awh Sh*, well, to late now...
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