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« Reply #350 on: 09/02/2009 02:00:15 »
The drams of glory rise in ever-shifting waves of vision, but only because of the lack of oxygen to the brain that caused the Persian chat to become a pancake.

He is, as are we all, delusional in this vision of our own creating, parsing chi though little cells, staved for blood, and bending it into our reality - for there is only one - everything is consciousness, the rest illusion.

Say hello to the turkey, please. It will be eaten at dinner tomorrow night, after the sacrifice.
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #351 on: 09/02/2009 02:46:36 »
OK how did chem4 gain 5 points overnight. Is he logging on as a newbie and awarding himself marks. Mischief is afoot, I'm sure.
I should ask you that same question! How did you manage 7 or is it 8 overnight?

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« Reply #352 on: 09/02/2009 03:02:46 »
Wow! Very eloquent,  beautiful and well written Yor_on.  I enjoyed reading your post!
« Last Edit: 09/02/2009 06:04:10 by Karen W. »

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« Reply #353 on: 09/02/2009 05:07:39 »
Mr yor_on has a way with words [:)]

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« Reply #354 on: 09/02/2009 06:08:20 »
Yes he does.

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #355 on: 09/02/2009 13:56:25 »
So do you friends.
And the more you write like that, the more eloquent I will be forced to be.
In the end I will most probably drown in my own words.

Ah, I see through that fiendish plan now.
Ha, thought I would fall for that one, did you?
I'm all to smart for that.

Not a word over those lips.
Closed like a clam.

Tightlipped, the understatement of an...
Like Clint, you know.

*make my day*
Tried to get me again huh.


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Nope, no chance of that, you just wait.
Some day I will be able to afford that horse too.
And then dear ladies, not a dry eye in the house.

As we proudly ride away into the sunset.


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Yes. I can see it now, me and Jolly Jumper, and a sack of beans.
(Just need to learn to ride, do they use ladders?)

Have behind, needs instruction... Sort of?
Naah, didn't sound quite right, that one.

I mean, how hard can it be?

Looked pretty easy on the telly if you ask me.
Yep, that and my stiff upper lip, that's me.


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Or my horses?
Or Both??

So, not a word over those lips.
Not never...


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Moore.
And I will Roger that.
« Last Edit: 09/02/2009 14:13:10 by yor_on »
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« Reply #356 on: 09/02/2009 19:02:32 »
lol...you bring to mind a funny memory...Lol..Trying to ide a horse after years of not riding..Lol..

My daughter bought her horse about 14 years old..with her paper route money.....I drove the route while helping her wrap and band newspapers...lol..

Anyway..Se bought the horse..."Bandit" quite the personality..I decided i would ride him after she had had him about a year....
The horse knewI was no proper rder and really did not want my large self on his back..Lol so he immediatly tried to brush me off b running me up under the appletree... Smart allek horse...

Lol..I stayed on but I fear hw won an I got spooked and felt to old for that... so bailed..Lol..

It was funny...I had to stand on a large picnic table to get on him......Really did need a ladder....the stitups and horn were of no use to me.....crazy old woman I OBVIOUSLY WAS..lol...

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« Reply #357 on: 09/02/2009 21:29:34 »
Hairy experience Karen.
I have this theory though, if you have a long enough stick and hang a carrot there that pedestrian quadruped will give chase to it.

The idea is twofolded, it won't attack you, and by changing position of it you can steer too.
The only thing left is how to mount the brakes on it?

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I mean that the horse won't attack you.
I'm not worried about the carrot.

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This will work...
As long as you get up facing the right end that is.

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Although it didn't work for me?
Any tips?

------------Survival tip---------------------

Although If that said carrot do try to attack.
Threaten it with Bugs Bunny.

Looney?
Me??
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« Reply #358 on: 09/02/2009 21:41:32 »
Yor_on it only pays to keep your lips sealed if you are a lady and you are riding bare back. Boy does it make me yelp!
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #359 on: 09/02/2009 21:42:52 »
OK how did chem4 gain 5 points overnight. Is he logging on as a newbie and awarding himself marks. Mischief is afoot, I'm sure.
I should ask you that same question! How did you manage 7 or is it 8 overnight?
I have been given a good thumbing by 7 or 8 other forum members. Can't say it was very satisfying.
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« Reply #360 on: 09/02/2009 21:45:41 »
Proud to read your thightlipped comments Lady.
This is what makes this forum so enlightened.

That, and a beer:)
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« Reply #361 on: 09/02/2009 21:50:33 »
It is nice to see your karma has gone up yor_on. I value your opinion on this forum.

I used to ride horses but have become allergic to them. It is hard to ride whilst having an asthma attack. My husband doesn't think it is a good excuse though!
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« Reply #362 on: 09/02/2009 22:04:23 »
Thank you Lady.
And the same to you:)

I too have ridden horses, when young.
Was on a farm raising and training them for a summer.
So I know how Karen felt:)
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« Reply #363 on: 09/02/2009 22:18:30 »
My old horse knew all the tricks in the book from breathing in when I tightened the girth to spinning around in tight circles to tey and dislodge me.
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« Reply #364 on: 10/02/2009 07:41:08 »
Thank you Lady.
And the same to you:)

I too have ridden horses, when young.
Was on a farm raising and training them for a summer.
So I know how Karen felt:)


Felt defeated by the horse and he knew it! LOL.. I still like them They are beautiful animals!

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« Reply #365 on: 10/02/2009 07:42:00 »
My old horse knew all the tricks in the book from breathing in when I tightened the girth to spinning around in tight circles to try and dislodge me.

Isn't that funny how they think.. they are quite intelligent!

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« Reply #366 on: 10/02/2009 12:27:07 »
Horses are free spirited:)
If treated right.
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« Reply #367 on: 10/02/2009 13:10:12 »
My old horse knew all the tricks in the book from breathing in when I tightened the girth to spinning around in tight circles to tey and dislodge me.

I used to have a girlfriend like that, too.

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« Reply #368 on: 10/02/2009 16:06:47 »
My, my playing pony girl with her?

That is kinky, IMHO.
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« Reply #369 on: 10/02/2009 17:43:48 »
JimBob is this another filthy code (IMHO) You really should stop reading those mucky mags.
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« Reply #370 on: 10/02/2009 19:01:19 »
JimBob is this another filthy code (IMHO) You really should stop reading those mucky mags.

I can't read them any more - they are stuck together from ... er, PEANUT BUTTER, ya that's it, peanut butter.
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« Reply #371 on: 11/02/2009 06:09:07 »
Tut tut JimBob, you shouldn't stuff yourself with nuts all the time.

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« Reply #372 on: 11/02/2009 07:45:19 »
Tut tut JimBob, you shouldn't stuff yourself with nuts all the time.

I think that he was actually chucking his nuts into them...

Does anyone know where I can offload my chutney?

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« Reply #373 on: 11/02/2009 07:59:19 »
Does anyone know where I can offload my chutney?
Chutney ? = Caribbean rhythmic Caribbean song??? A popular Caribbean form of song with a quick beat, much influenced by calypso in rhythm and choice of subjects???? Is that what you mean?? Or the sweet and spicy relish made from fruit, spices, sugar, and vinegar




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« Reply #374 on: 11/02/2009 08:06:50 »
It's a euphamism. Which is a sort of electronic trombone.

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« Reply #375 on: 11/02/2009 08:12:56 »
If there was someone in Salt Lake city who didn't believe in god, would that be an oxymormon?

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« Reply #376 on: 11/02/2009 15:26:07 »
If there was someone in Salt Lake city who didn't believe in god, would that be an oxymormon?

Only if the God should be made of a pillar of salt.
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« Reply #377 on: 11/02/2009 21:31:00 »
A pillow of salt would not be a good idea as it would make your eyes smart.
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« Reply #378 on: 11/02/2009 21:54:20 »
What about my brain - would it be possible?

(This is the straight line set-up for you, Shazza)
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« Reply #379 on: 12/02/2009 11:45:49 »
If there was someone in Salt Lake city who didn't believe in god, would that be an oxymormon?

Only if the God should be made of a pillar of salt.

Nah, sod 'em.

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« Reply #380 on: 12/02/2009 11:48:26 »
A pillow of salt would not be a good idea as it would make your eyes smart.
How about a finger of fudge?

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« Reply #381 on: 12/02/2009 16:28:53 »
A god should have or not have the following characteristics:

(PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THIS LIST ! )


   Able to leap tall buildings with a single bound, faster than a speeding bullet, etc.

   Able to turn water into any form of alcoholic beverage, including Everclear - 90% pure ethanol

   Able to walk on water - or at least float (Mr Hanky would qualify for this since sh*t floats)

   Able to cure the ill, raise the dead and make pigs crazy

   Able to keep the national debt under control

   Able to keep a forum topic on-topic without any wandering

   Like chocolate

   Sacrifice body parts for the benefit of others, much like the Mayan kings who would pass thorn-embedded
       stings through their tongues and genitals

   Keep accounts in a check-book and NEVER become overdrawn

   Fix a power outage due to storms in an instant

   Get legislation passed by a legislative body without any amendments, changes or add-on and the legislation actually works for the highest good of the people, not special interest groups!

   And lastly, Not be the idea of a science fiction writer and worshiped by insane movie stars.

All things can be considered but since I am "The Decider" I will decide what is right - or wrong.  [8D]



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« Reply #382 on: 12/02/2009 17:02:21 »
Should be able to keep ALL his followers together under ONE religion, not split into different factions!
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #383 on: 12/02/2009 21:09:46 »
Should be able to keep ALL his followers together under ONE religion, not split into different factions!

What would you add, Don?
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« Reply #384 on: 13/02/2009 17:08:17 »
Well, thank you all.
Good to know that there are disciples.

Now as my first decree.
All little wimen should most happily join our enlightened movement.
And there will be a party...

*Both heads nodding enthusiastically*

You bring the booze I'll bring the thirst.
*More nodding, one head falling off*

Hmm...

Yep, that's about cover it..

Anything more?

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« Reply #385 on: 14/02/2009 01:16:19 »
Bring the wimmen, yor_on

The more the better. Perhaps we can have a choirs line or even see the play - all performances done in the nude. naked, unclothed, in birthday suits, sans écouter,

nekkid!
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« Reply #386 on: 14/02/2009 02:42:19 »
Eh, a tea party would be nice?

Although that last one you Yanks hold got a little out of hands, didn't it?
I mean, only the crème de la crème invited, wasn't it.
in Boston?

It was some time ago I admit, but I thought you might remember JB :)


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« Reply #387 on: 14/02/2009 03:01:32 »
I was there [:)]
I remember... all too well.

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« Reply #388 on: 14/02/2009 03:34:50 »
LOL..LOL...You guys Crack me up!

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« Reply #389 on: 14/02/2009 04:20:07 »
I was there [:)]
I remember... all too well.

Yep, just the way you remember the day you and your friends sink The Rainbow Warrior.





























-- Oh that was the French - sorry.
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« Reply #390 on: 14/02/2009 04:55:18 »
Hey!

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« Reply #391 on: 14/02/2009 04:57:58 »
LOL..LOL...You guys Crack me up!
Don't you mean?


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« Reply #392 on: 14/02/2009 16:05:09 »
LOL..LOL...You guys Crack me up!
Don't you mean?



Oh, THAT'S just Ducky!!

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« Reply #393 on: 14/02/2009 16:21:34 »
Hey, where is dentstudent? The critter started this thread and just left it alone - what is wrong with the lad? Is his attention span this short? Is he that much of a LAMER? >>>

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« Reply #394 on: 14/02/2009 18:42:41 »
Yor_on I thought you would suggest cray fish and snaps for your party. I'm only coming if there will be crayfish.
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« Reply #395 on: 14/02/2009 19:40:37 »
LOL..LOL...You guys Crack me up!
Don't you mean?


Yes in deed you guys quack me up!!
when I am very quacked down.........boy..thats bad...no thats good..well
..Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...
All the kings horses and all the kings men
could never put humpty together again....
poor Humpty got all quaked up!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water... Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after...

Seems Jack got all quaked up too!.......................
Rock a bye baby fell down and got all quacked up too!

 boy its No wonder I'm all quackers over ll you duckies!

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« Reply #396 on: 14/02/2009 22:51:50 »
I'm a bit drunk.
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« Reply #397 on: 15/02/2009 00:19:37 »
I'm a bit drunk.

Not an aphrodisiac.
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« Reply #398 on: 15/02/2009 01:30:51 »
I'm a bit drunk.
You are on Valentines Day???....Oh ......I hope you have had a good day!

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« Reply #399 on: 15/02/2009 10:36:37 »
There is a lot of ducks in this thread.
Is that normal?

And if it is a scientific duck?
Shouldn't it be naked then?

Lucky I'm not.
I would freeze to my death.
Not as a duck, well, maybe if I was a tropical duck though.
Do they exist?

*The naked scientists proudly presents the tropical ducks*
Quakers beware.
Or is it Quackers?

Anyway, do a duck float?
Who said 'cork it up'?


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