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If there was someone in Salt Lake city who didn't believe in god, would that be an oxymormon?
Quote from: dentstudent on 11/02/2009 08:12:56If there was someone in Salt Lake city who didn't believe in god, would that be an oxymormon?Only if the God should be made of a pillar of salt.
A pillow of salt would not be a good idea as it would make your eyes smart.
Able to leap tall buildings with a single bound, faster than a speeding bullet, etc. Able to turn water into any form of alcoholic beverage, including Everclear - 90% pure ethanol Able to walk on water - or at least float (Mr Hanky would qualify for this since sh*t floats) Able to cure the ill, raise the dead and make pigs crazy Able to keep the national debt under control Able to keep a forum topic on-topic without any wandering Like chocolate Sacrifice body parts for the benefit of others, much like the Mayan kings who would pass thorn-embedded stings through their tongues and genitals Keep accounts in a check-book and NEVER become overdrawn Fix a power outage due to storms in an instant Get legislation passed by a legislative body without any amendments, changes or add-on and the legislation actually works for the highest good of the people, not special interest groups! And lastly, Not be the idea of a science fiction writer and worshiped by insane movie stars.
Should be able to keep ALL his followers together under ONE religion, not split into different factions!
I was there I remember... all too well.