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« Reply #400 on: 15/02/2009 11:48:09 »
We are having quite the storm.... It has been blowing and pounding all night... Boy oh Boy sounds like I am loosing shingles out there..I heard something very large and metalic sounding Fly past my bedroom window an hour ago.. and I don't believe it was the "Man of Steel".....ie "Superman!" 
I will not be surprised if I find garbage cans from ten miles  away here tomorrow...It has both dogs stirred up pretty good...Sounds like I have Ghosts haunting my house as the wind blows through rattling all my old windows....
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« Reply #401 on: 15/02/2009 17:25:33 »
Quackers go quite well with delicately herbed duck pâté foie gras. Or braunschweiger. I will eat it on Bauernbrot (usually using Leberwurst. Labeled "liverwurst" in the US) with onions. I then have a breath that stinks but it sure tastes good!!

Northern California is getting slammed: any abandoned light hoses near you? That is where the ghosts are coming from.

Northern Califonia is 1600 miles form here in Texas, as the duck flies - that is twice the distance form the triple junction of Norway-Sweden-Finland and and Vãstervik, Sweden - also measured as the duck flies.

There are ducks all over the work. And swans. The Magellanic Flightless Steamer Duck is flightless and has developed "spurs" on it wigs as both an aggressive and defense adaptation. It has been know to kill other birds that enter its territory - either other ducks of the same species or just poor hapless sparrow who just wondered into the area. Poor birdies.

It sound as if the Viking took an Oden-worshiping duck to South America with them.

Don't forget the Southern Hemisphere swans, either.
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« Reply #402 on: 15/02/2009 19:47:53 »
We are having quite the storm.... It has been blowing and pounding all night... Boy oh Boy sounds like I am loosing shigles out there..I heard something very large and metalic sounding Fly past my bedroom window an hour ago.. and I don't believe it was the "Man of Steel".....ie x"Superman!" 
I will not be surprised if I find garbage cans from ten miles  away here tomorrow...It has both dogs stirred up pretty good...Sounds like I have Ghosts haunting my house as the wind bows through rattling all my old windows....
My drains have got a problem and the shower keeps gurgling in the night. It is a scary noise to be woken up too. Perhaps I have haunted drains.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #403 on: 16/02/2009 08:06:44 »
Hey, where is dentstudent? The critter started this thread and just left it alone - what is wrong with the lad? Is his attention span this short? Is he that much of a LAMER? >>>



Sorry JB - I know you miss me when I'm not here. Let see, Valentine's day at 16:00. I had just finished skiing and was on my way to town to watch England lose to Wales at rugby.

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« Reply #404 on: 16/02/2009 20:42:25 »
But sadly very little life in the England national teams.
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« Reply #405 on: 16/02/2009 22:21:29 »
We are just glad that there is some life in you, Shazza. It would be so boring without you here to add some "spiciness" to the site, RE: sewing a penis to someones forehead - NOW THAT IS CLASS![/b} (For those unaware, just click this link!!!!)

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=20422.msg228438#msg228438

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« Reply #406 on: 17/02/2009 00:56:29 »
the rhino is a curious beast
it has such pretty hair
so when it goes to the village feast
it is given a proper chair
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« Reply #407 on: 17/02/2009 17:23:01 »
I think I went too far again!
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« Reply #408 on: 17/02/2009 20:32:05 »
You may have noticed that this is page 17. It was preceded by page 16 and, should life continue after today, it may well reach page 18.

That maths tutor was worth his weight in toxic waste.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #409 on: 17/02/2009 23:17:41 »
I think I went too far again!

No, no, please keep it up - we need the amusement.

And we love you, dearie.

(He walks away, smirking.)
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« Reply #410 on: 17/02/2009 23:37:21 »
Boredom is getting to me. I think I need Beaver back. He adds to the spice of verbal sparring. Oh my god, I have spots on my stomach! where did they come from? I'm full of allergies today. I have been doing probably my last science show today. I think I'm allergic to small children. It is a good job I'm quitting. I was afraid of becoming a sad twisted children's entertainer.
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« Reply #411 on: 17/02/2009 23:41:36 »
For some reason Google must have thought I mean STD's because now I am getting ads to help stop anal/butt itching. Ewww.... [xx(] [xx(] [xx(]
That is indeed a serious issue.

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« Reply #412 on: 18/02/2009 03:21:55 »
Dude, that was nearly month ago!

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« Reply #413 on: 18/02/2009 03:50:46 »
That makes me just itching to jump in.
Ah, not there though..

The conversation I meant..

English is so hard.
"BOMB DISPOSAL EXPERT. If you see me running, try to keep up."

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« Reply #414 on: 18/02/2009 03:55:21 »
Ah, speaking of conversations Mr. yor_on, it has been a while since we've last had one, no?
I applaude you for overcoming the urge to fall asleep.
Please join me on the couch.

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English is hard? How so?
You appear to have a very good grasp of it already. [:)]

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« Reply #415 on: 18/02/2009 08:28:26 »
I'm off to take a photo. Euphamism? Nope. Mephamism? Possibly.

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« Reply #416 on: 18/02/2009 08:56:25 »
Mepha- WHAT? [???][???]

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« Reply #417 on: 18/02/2009 10:05:20 »
You-phamism; Me-phamism.

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« Reply #418 on: 18/02/2009 10:06:00 »
Chemistry4Mephamism?

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« Reply #419 on: 18/02/2009 10:43:31 »
Theyphamism, wephamism.

I think it's time for a coffee and piece of cakephamism.
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« Reply #420 on: 18/02/2009 12:15:41 »
That makes me just itching to jump in.
Ah, not there though..

The conversation I meant..

English is so hard.

Speaking of itch.....I have a really anoying one on my left shoulder blade..which seems to move when I try to scratch it on the nearest wall corne or with m scissors... I cannot reach it with my right arm.. and my left arm has a bum shouler so cannot reach thusly.. so would you consider Jumping into a nice teleporter and come scratch this bloody annoying itch for me??? I can direct the movements of said itch if you are good at directions!

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« Reply #421 on: 18/02/2009 12:31:27 »
Karen, I can't help but getting strange associations here?
A bum?
Shouler??

Why does your bum have a shouler? And what is it?
I once said, that English is hard but now it's becoming impossible???

I will complain at my nearest consulate.
Hopefully we Swedes will be able to teach you a real language instead.

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I'm sorry Mr. Chem, that I missed the opportunity to talk with someone that appreciates and now how to handle the Queens English.
In a proper and, if I may say so, respectful manner. Perhaps, later?

Mr Dent also seems to have a way with words:)
Although I'm unsure in what tongue?


I have spoken.

(kind of 'imposant' that one, I'll think I'll keep it:)
((Or should it be? I'll try to think I'll keep it??::))
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« Reply #422 on: 18/02/2009 12:41:19 »
FOG ALERT
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« Reply #423 on: 18/02/2009 14:07:17 »
Karen, I can't help but getting strange associations here?
A bum?
Shoulder??

Why does your bum have a shoulder? And what is it?
I once said, that English is hard but now it's becoming impossible???

I will complain at my nearest consulate.
Hopefully we Swedes will be able to teach you a real language instead.

I DO APOLOGISE..lol!!  It does not have a shoulder.....Lol.... Here... in the manner I used the word " bum," it means, bad, injured, no good..kind of lame, flawed, defective, etc....Lol...

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« Reply #424 on: 18/02/2009 18:28:14 »
So dentstudent is speaking in tongues now. That is how I speak to my dentist. Is understanding your patient as they speak with your hand in their mouth on the curriculum?
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« Reply #425 on: 18/02/2009 23:14:52 »
I see the Scots have already started preparing for the return of James II.



It means the English will need to learn to speak Gaelic.

Are you ready for the army, Shazza?
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« Reply #426 on: 18/02/2009 23:17:46 »
Will there be raping and pillaging?
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« Reply #427 on: 19/02/2009 00:19:56 »
If that's what it takes for you to come, then I'm sure Mr JB can arrange something suitable.
We all want you to come by by the way:)

Eh, along...

Come along that meant.

Or was it Hop along?
But I'm pretty sure the last name was Cassidy.
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« Reply #428 on: 19/02/2009 09:13:57 »
Just for the record - my hands don't go anywhere near anybody's mouths' unless I am biologically related to them or married to them! Or they deserve it.

Was Dentarthurdent a dentist?

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« Reply #429 on: 19/02/2009 09:27:13 »
Dentstudent is not a dental student, he is a dent student. He is learning the finer points of putting dents into things such as cars and cans. Look here is some of his latest project work:



He missunderstood the meaning of finding this car's horse power:


Must try harder:


Excelent effort:
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« Reply #430 on: 19/02/2009 09:29:07 »
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT HORSE DOING IN/ON THE CAR!?!?!?!?!?

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« Reply #431 on: 19/02/2009 09:33:38 »
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT HORSE DOING IN/ON THE CAR!?!?!?!?!?

Looking for change behind the drivers seat? Playing squash?

What was the last thing that went through the drivers head?

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« Reply #432 on: 19/02/2009 09:39:22 »
Tut-tut dentstudent, I think you might have gone too far this time.

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« Reply #433 on: 19/02/2009 11:31:52 »
Well, whatever, the driver had a 'mare of a day.

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« Reply #434 on: 19/02/2009 12:14:34 »
Yes his throat was feeling a little horse.

Hmmm, perhaps I should re-phrase that!!
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« Reply #435 on: 19/02/2009 12:19:52 »
"Stick a pony in your pocket...."

Perhaps the driver wanted a real flying horse on his bonnet.....

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« Reply #436 on: 19/02/2009 16:47:17 »
Just for the record - my hands don't go anywhere near anybody's mouths' unless I am biologically related to them or married to them! Or they deserve it.

Was Dentarthurdent a dentist?

I thought that dentist were always "down in the mouth" but occasionally "pulled a good one."
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« Reply #437 on: 19/02/2009 16:51:33 »
"Stick a pony in your pocket...."

Perhaps the driver wanted a real flying horse on his bonnet.....

A flying horse is called a Pegasus - what ever happened to an educated populous?
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« Reply #438 on: 19/02/2009 17:38:45 »
They became a hippapopulous.
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« Reply #439 on: 20/02/2009 01:20:51 »
GROOOOOAAAAAAANNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But then, I do the same thing.
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« Reply #440 on: 20/02/2009 15:55:06 »
I feel sad for that horse, although it remind me of Canada somehow?
Don't know why, must be something I took, ah, read?

Ah yes, Toronto was it, ...Was it?

" You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday. "

Then on the other hand...
In Alberta city laws it is stated that
"If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town."

The handgun makes sense, but what do they expect the horse to solve?
That a car can't??

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Sorry, a sick sick mind is mine.
And that is no floccinaucinihilipilification !!!

One should value what little one has.
That includes quadrupeds.

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Apropos strange photos
http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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« Reply #441 on: 20/02/2009 19:22:11 »
A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!

I thought it night have been a mouse at first. That is, until upon closer examination I discovered the creature to be shod with horse shoes.That is unusual for a mouse. As is the lack of cloven hoofs on the beast.

Does anyone have a mint? My stomach is acting up again.

Can a three towed sloth really grow an algae mat? - The answer is YES!

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« Reply #442 on: 21/02/2009 01:05:12 »
I love it when you fall back on your assonance.
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« Reply #443 on: 21/02/2009 01:27:07 »
My son is Skiing in America and met Jonathan Ross. He is on everything, including Murray's holiday. Murray got his Autograph though.
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« Reply #444 on: 21/02/2009 16:56:06 »
 [:o)] Dellboy rules!
"Stick a pony in your pocket...."

Perhaps the driver wanted a real flying horse on his bonnet.....

Maybe he was horseing around when he got saddled with the extra passenger?
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« Reply #445 on: 21/02/2009 17:00:01 »
Brings on a whole new meaning to Nagging the driver in the backseat
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« Reply #446 on: 21/02/2009 21:13:14 »
Why is the driver in the back seat? Does he have really long legs?
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« Reply #447 on: 22/02/2009 17:56:34 »
Why is the driver in the back seat? Does he have really long legs?

Nope, the Nag knocked the driver in the back seat, hence nagging the driver
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« Reply #448 on: 23/02/2009 00:06:56 »
All this talk of nags seems to remind me of something - hummmmm OH, YES! What I emailed the Beaver.



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My wife needs a man.

And not just any man. Oh, no.

She needs a man who is very handsome, very accomplished, highly educated, very articulate, reasonably wealthy, and who is a good listener. Here's the kicker: you must have so little self-esteem that being completely submissive comes to you as naturally as the way a light turns off when somebody hits the switch. And then comes on again when a certain someone changes their mind just a moment later.

Do you like hours and hours of antiquing on beautiful summer days and offering meaningless approval of others' purchases? Hey, good.

Do you like being asked about home decorating selections by someone who has no intention of actually taking your opinions? Very good. You're on a roll.

Do you mind abandoning your friendships and foregoing the chance to make new ones? Hey, excellent!

Would it bother you if long-held plans that you were kinda looking forward to are routinely abandoned without notice? No, of course you wouldn't. Hey - you're really rocking now.

Those pots and pans you were told to remove from the dishwasher - like, you weren't actually planning on putting them somewhere without first consulting someone, were you? Oh, good.

Do you have the ability to nod and utter "um-hmm" at socially appropriate moments for long periods of time without actually asking or saying anything? (You can't try and avoid this by listening to your iPod on long car trips. I've tried this. It does not work. I have two busted pairs of earphones to show for it.)

If all that is true, then certainly you won't mind it if the Redskins game you were looking forward to ALL FREAKING WEEK is switched off in favor of an epidode of HGTV's "My Home is Worth What?" that you're pretty sure you sat through two weeks ago.

If you have all of these qualities and promise to be a decent role model to my children, I'll bankroll you in a comfortable lifestyle at a level to be determined by my wife's yet-to-be-hired lawyer. You'll enjoy a four bedroom suburban colonial with a pretty damn nice kitchen. You'll have your own space in a two-car garage for your car. You'll have a small, yappy little dog with bad breath that is yours to walk on a rhinestone-studded, hot-pink leash - first thing every morning and last thing every evening. And you'll have a one-acre lawn to keep manicured. (Neglect it at your peril, friend.)

After the holidays are gone, so am I. You can reach me by satellite phone. I'll be on the deck of a leaky old bass boat off the coast of Florida drinking a Corona and listening to some Jimmy Buffett and thinking about something other than the balance of my 401(k).

Oh - I almost forgot: there will be no sex. Like, none.

If you're interested, hit me up with an e-mail and we'll get you all fixed up.
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #449 on: 23/02/2009 03:59:26 »
I see that someone (A guest) is actually printing this topic!! [:o]
Must be a big printer with lots of paper in it [:)]