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« Reply #450 on: 23/02/2009 16:20:48 »
JimBob: All men are like floor tiles (not doormats.) Lay them right and you can walk all over them forever! 
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« Reply #451 on: 23/02/2009 16:22:04 »
I thought we had outed these guests and hidden people. Well I guess it is better than a ghost.
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« Reply #452 on: 23/02/2009 16:30:31 »
Flashheart: Couldn't resist it, eh, Slack Bladder? Told you you thought I was great. All right men, let's do-oo-oo it! The first thing to remember is: always treat your kite . . .

[Flashheart taps the picture of the Sopwith Camel with his stick.]

Flashheart: . . . like you treat your woman!

[Flashheart whips the air with his cane.]

George: How, how do you mean, Sir? Do you mean, do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?

Flashheart: No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.

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« Reply #453 on: 23/02/2009 16:58:53 »
My kinda man.
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« Reply #454 on: 23/02/2009 19:02:34 »
Women are like gum boots - you only put them on when you are going to get dirty.
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« Reply #455 on: 23/02/2009 20:23:41 »
Gum boots? are they Wellington boots that are made out of chewing gum?
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« Reply #456 on: 23/02/2009 22:53:04 »
Gum boots? are they Wellington boots that are made out of chewing gum?

NO - you are just being silly now.

In my part of the world, Wellington boots are made out of cow leather and horse-hide and are tough as nails. I have owned a pair of leather Wellingtons for over 32 years and they fit like a pair of old comfortable slippers and are still in good working order. They were custom made for my feet and have an unusual zipper in them in order for my cloven hooves - er, make that "my arthritic ankles," can fit into them. All that is needed for maintenance is a little linseed oil or lanolin and the occasional new soles and heels. So in order to differentiate between you silly people who believe you can make "real" boots out of rubber, I will call them gum boots so these less sturdy boots will not be confused with real leather boots.

I do believe you have heard this expression before and are just being obstreperous. Typical woman. Floor Tile, Hurumph!

MY BOOTS




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« Reply #457 on: 25/02/2009 02:39:23 »
OK, I am going to rescue this from obscurity. Another post will put it to the top of the list.


Did anyone see the potato?

Have you been to Korea?

What would you do with $10,000? (Or £6811.10? GB at the current rate, 0239 GMT)

Choose one or all.
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« Reply #458 on: 25/02/2009 03:29:44 »
I love potatoes.


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« Reply #459 on: 25/02/2009 04:19:23 »
Gum boots? are they Wellington boots that are made out of chewing gum?

NO - you are just being silly now.

In my part of the world, Wellington boots are made out of cow leather and horse-hide and are tough as nails. I have owned a pair of leather Wellingtons for over 32 years and they fit like a pair of old comfortable slippers and are still in good working order. They were custom made for my feet and have an unusual zipper in them in order for my cloven hooves - er, make that "my arthritic ankles," can fit into them. All that is needed for maintenance is a little linseed oil or lanolin and the occasional new soles and heels. So in order to differentiate between you silly people who believe you can make "real" boots out of rubber, I will call them gum boots so these less sturdy boots will not be confused with real leather boots.

I do believe you have heard this expression before and are just being obstreperous. Typical woman. Floor Tile, Hurumph!

MY BOOTS






Nice boots...but I must say I love your futon cover.... nice print Jim!

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« Reply #460 on: 25/02/2009 04:25:04 »
I love potatoes.



I love potatoes too! Nice heart!

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« Reply #461 on: 25/02/2009 04:27:56 »
I love potatoes.



Come on! Have a heart and post something interesting!

(No Karen, You may not have my couch. And it is not a print - it is a weave, not a print. You would be surprised at what machines can do these days.)
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« Reply #462 on: 25/02/2009 04:29:25 »
Well I was going to say that it kind of looks like butt cheeks.

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« Reply #463 on: 25/02/2009 04:40:28 »
I love potatoes.



Come on! Have a heart and post something interesting!

(No Karen, You may not have my couch. And it is not a print - it is a weave, not a print. You would be surprised at what machines can do these days.)

Jimbob...

I sold  futons and futon covers like those for 5 years. That is a (woven) pattern I am familiar with, very nice. Lol.... but, I have had my fill of those things!!!! Lol.....

C4M I thought it looked like butt cheeks, boobs, and a heart! lol...
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« Reply #464 on: 25/02/2009 08:03:26 »
If I had $10,000 I would buy a whole lot of Korean potatoes and serve them with custard, followed by poached pears in a rich beef gravy.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #465 on: 25/02/2009 09:00:40 »
I love pears.. but have never had poached pears! And Potatoes almost any way are good!

What is custard to you?

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« Reply #466 on: 25/02/2009 10:11:55 »
Quote
Ingredients
570ml/1 pint milk
55ml/2fl oz single cream
1 vanilla pod or tsp vanilla extract
4 eggs, yolks only
30g/1oz caster sugar
2 level tsp cornflour



Method
1. Bring the milk, cream and vanilla pod to simmering point slowly over a low heat.
2. Remove the vanilla pod (wash the vanilla pod, dry and store in jar with caster sugar to make vanilla sugar).
3. Whisk the yolks, sugar and cornflour together in a bowl until well blended.
4. Pour the hot milk and cream on to the eggs and sugar, whisking all the time with a balloon whisk.
5. Return to the pan, (add vanilla extract if using) and over a low heat gently stir with a wooden spatula until thickened.
6. Pour the custard into a jug and serve at once.
7. To keep hot, stand the jug in a pan of hot water and cover the top with cling film to prevent skin forming.


by Mary Berry
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« Reply #467 on: 25/02/2009 21:27:12 »
I thought General Custard was killed at the Battle of Little Big Horn River in Montana.
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« Reply #468 on: 26/02/2009 08:56:06 »
How can you have a little big horn?

it's either a big horn
or its a little horn


It can't be both at the same time.

Anyway, I don't think that was General Custard, wasn't it General Hospital and Major Roadworks, not forgeting, of course, Private Parts.
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« Reply #469 on: 26/02/2009 08:59:11 »
Which one is the little big horn? What does one look like?

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« Reply #470 on: 26/02/2009 09:51:12 »
Quote
Ingredients
570ml/1 pint milk
55ml/2fl oz single cream
1 vanilla pod or tsp vanilla extract
4 eggs, yolks only
30g/1oz caster sugar
2 level tsp cornflour



Method
1. Bring the milk, cream and vanilla pod to simmering point slowly over a low heat.
2. Remove the vanilla pod (wash the vanilla pod, dry and store in jar with caster sugar to make vanilla sugar).
3. Whisk the yolks, sugar and cornflour together in a bowl until well blended.
4. Pour the hot milk and cream on to the eggs and sugar, whisking all the time with a balloon whisk.
5. Return to the pan, (add vanilla extract if using) and over a low heat gently stir with a wooden spatula until thickened.
6. Pour the custard into a jug and serve at once.
7. To keep hot, stand the jug in a pan of hot water and cover the top with cling film to prevent skin forming.


by Mary Berry
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bbc.co.uk

Some people, me included, prefer this


Don....what is castor sugar? Just plain granulated sugar or what?

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« Reply #471 on: 26/02/2009 10:21:34 »
Castor sugar is fine granulated sugar, being much finer than ordinary granulated sugar it dissolves quicker and easier.
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« Reply #472 on: 26/02/2009 10:25:08 »
Don....what is castor sugar? Just plain granulated sugar or what?

Isn't it ground up rodents?

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« Reply #473 on: 26/02/2009 15:26:10 »
Most rodents live in spaces that are from the ground down.
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« Reply #474 on: 26/02/2009 18:33:26 »

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« Reply #475 on: 26/02/2009 23:49:59 »
I know how to make a rainbow fish in a kitchen science sort of way but I'm not telling because Paul will like it!
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« Reply #476 on: 26/02/2009 23:56:57 »
HUM ----

Looks a little like Peter Lorre






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« Reply #477 on: 27/02/2009 00:37:37 »
Castor sugar is fine granulated sugar, being much finer than ordinary granulated sugar it dissolves quicker and easier.

Thanks.

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« Reply #478 on: 09/03/2009 19:26:15 »
I'm tired of being secretive here.
I'm the man to the left of the picture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K4ccdzlvhk&feature=related
Just me and my assistant :)

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Yes, that's right, ah, left side.
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« Reply #479 on: 09/03/2009 22:29:57 »
I'm tired of being secretive here.
I'm the man to the left of the picture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K4ccdzlvhk&feature=related
Just me and my assistant :)

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Yes, that's right, ah, left side.
Behind that camera:)


LOL LOL.. That is funny! HEE HEE HEE

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« Reply #480 on: 09/03/2009 23:06:14 »
I dislike the censorship. WE should start a petition to get rid of such censorship on all television.
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« Reply #481 on: 10/03/2009 11:16:04 »
Talking of breasts, this is the result of a drugs bust.

Is that a magic mushroom cloud?


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« Reply #482 on: 10/03/2009 15:49:19 »
Kwel!!!
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« Reply #483 on: 11/03/2009 02:38:58 »
JimBob.
Did you mean that we are drifting of the subject here?
Censorship??

You might be right, after all, this is a scientific science site.
So, I proudly present 'new physics'

Even I can relate to this guy:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuVpwjYgvgg&NR=1
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« Reply #484 on: 11/03/2009 16:12:40 »
yor_on

This is more like my type of physics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e-vyc9D6QE

Hey - it is a science topic! The word "physics" is in the title.
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« Reply #485 on: 12/03/2009 14:03:03 »
Yep, those girls are real scientific.
Rocket scientists in fact, looking at the varieties and deviations of curves they re present.
So, how many do you have? And, are you willing to share??
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« Reply #486 on: 12/03/2009 14:23:23 »
Of course I will share - if you bring the money for the party and ongoing upkeep of the harem.
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« Reply #487 on: 13/03/2009 12:24:50 »
"ongoing upkeep?"
That can't be to expensive, can it, I mean, what do a girl need?
A friendly smile, a little food. (They eat like birds, you know:)
And a visit to the shops now and then, of course.
Wait a minute??
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« Reply #488 on: 13/03/2009 13:56:08 »
"ongoing upkeep?"
That can't be to expensive,...............
And a visit to the shops now and then, of course.
Wait a minute??

You realised the folly of your statement eh!
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« Reply #489 on: 14/03/2009 00:20:40 »
I'm happy to introduce a new member to our cheme JimBob. He send a 'salaam' and tells me that he is willing and able to take care of the upkeep. He will visit you soon for a, on the spot, inspection, he promised to keep it a private matter so it will only be him and some forty of his nearest family, I'm sure you have room for them? I told him you were a Texan so he sends his warmest greetings to his good friend GWB, I said that you would take care of it all. See, I came through again :)

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« Reply #490 on: 14/03/2009 00:30:18 »
You can leave "W" at home. But the Emir will be very welcome.

Do you or he have any spare oil? (Besides that in your hair.)
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« Reply #491 on: 14/03/2009 11:37:24 »
JB, it's Texas for Gods sake!!!
Just go out, take a sturdy pike with you and where ever you feel it to be right, stomp it into the ground.
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« Reply #492 on: 14/03/2009 11:39:30 »
Are you sure that he doesn't live on a boat?

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« Reply #493 on: 14/03/2009 11:45:00 »
I'm sure he does Bob around a bit when he's out at sea.

I should know, I saw him when I was on my way down (while waving to the dolphins). [:)]

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« Reply #494 on: 14/03/2009 12:03:02 »
Awh, he can swim. And most of the oil seems to be out to the sea anyway.
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« Reply #495 on: 14/03/2009 12:18:10 »
Fer heaven's sake, Texas doesn't float on oil! (I wish!) Besides, my pike was last seen impaling a large rat that ran away with it. EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas.
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« Reply #496 on: 14/03/2009 15:37:09 »
The girls too?
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« Reply #497 on: 14/03/2009 15:54:50 »
They are just more beautiful here.
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« Reply #498 on: 14/03/2009 23:30:08 »
The Beavers too?

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« Reply #499 on: 15/03/2009 00:21:33 »
Strangely, they live in the desert as well as the pine forests. But rodents are (will) Ferrel
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