Do you have STB syndrome?

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #50 on: 23/01/2009 22:16:26 »
Its better then farting them!

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #51 on: 23/01/2009 23:00:54 »
Venus is the only planet whose name rhymes with a part of human anatomy that is unique to males.  [:D]
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #52 on: 23/01/2009 23:01:36 »
What about the other one that both males and females have?

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #53 on: 23/01/2009 23:03:12 »
What about the other one that both males and females have?

Earth - girth? (although strictly speaking that isn't an anatomical part)

I think you mean Mars, don't you. It doesn't quite rhyme, though. In Mars the S is pronounced as a Z
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #54 on: 23/01/2009 23:04:02 »
What are you talking about? Get back to Venus!

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« Reply #55 on: 23/01/2009 23:04:51 »
What are you talking about? Get back to Venus!

De Milo?
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #56 on: 23/01/2009 23:06:14 »
You know what Uranus rhymes with?

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« Reply #57 on: 23/01/2009 23:13:00 »
My anus doesn't rhyme with anything
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #58 on: 24/01/2009 01:19:22 »
It only expels needles gas
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #59 on: 24/01/2009 01:20:29 »
Crunch the numbers - there is no infinity.

Things just go on forever.
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #60 on: 24/01/2009 01:41:23 »
Anybody like fried rice?  [:P] [:P] [:P] [:P] [:P]

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #61 on: 24/01/2009 02:18:15 »
I've heard that some can speak with it?
Well, not heard really, just heard.

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Uranus I mean.
same as with black holes I guess?

Superstition I say...
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #62 on: 24/01/2009 02:19:11 »
WHAT?? Speak with.... RICE???

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #63 on: 24/01/2009 02:26:18 »
Oh! I was confused there for a second... now I am even more confused!

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #64 on: 24/01/2009 02:28:46 »
Awh, I really really need to stop 'going back' putting things into that write box.
I have this habit of finding new (and better naturally, well, at least I see it so:) things to write at all times.
But it at times make for delightful reading ::))

And let me tell you Mr Chem, Rice Burroughs is a damned fine writer, so why you get so outraged about him is totally beyond me?

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..Was.. a fine writer?

Anyway, we were discussing astronomy here I thought?
Not Tarzan..
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #65 on: 24/01/2009 02:29:56 »
Rice Burroughs is a damned fine writer
Who? Never heard of him.

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #66 on: 24/01/2009 02:31:02 »
Check my latest edit:)
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #67 on: 24/01/2009 02:32:05 »
No, we are discussing whether you, Mr. yor_on, have STB syndrome!

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #68 on: 24/01/2009 02:33:36 »
Maybe, ah, what is it?
Acronyms have never been my strong something something:)
Serious Toe Bending??
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #69 on: 24/01/2009 02:35:15 »
Serious Toe Bending??
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

How long did it take you to think of that one? [:D]

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #70 on: 24/01/2009 02:36:50 »
So I was right then.

As you say under there, do a duck duck?

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Quack?

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Sh**, I mean, do a duck float.
Can't you people just learn Swedish instead.

Then I won't have to constantly correct myself.
:)
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #71 on: 24/01/2009 02:43:48 »
Well, it is actually meant to be the Society of Thread Buggerers

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #72 on: 24/01/2009 02:46:41 »
So Black Holes was pointing in the right direction then?
Astronomy and fantasy  in one beautiful blend:)

Like Tolkiens books, right.
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #73 on: 24/01/2009 02:46:43 »
Can't you people just learn Swedish instead.
Start another thread titled "Free Swedish lessons" everyone will join in!

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #74 on: 24/01/2009 02:48:46 »
Ha.

That's my first lesson:)

It means, you guessed it.
Ha...
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« Reply #75 on: 24/01/2009 02:50:08 »
Ha.

That's my first lesson:)

It means, you guessed it.
Ha...

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #76 on: 24/01/2009 02:54:54 »
Don't you have to go to sleep or something? Isn't it a bit pass your bed time?

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« Reply #77 on: 24/01/2009 03:01:18 »
You might just be right there.

Hah then?

Is it my pronunciation?

But I feel like I made my point clear here anyway.
English is a truly difficult language.
And my teaching ability might be slightly rusty?

In fact it's a wonder to me that you speak it so well:)
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #78 on: 24/01/2009 03:40:32 »
I thought you had gone to sleep [???] Somebody wake you up? 



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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #79 on: 24/01/2009 06:22:58 »


Its a place where they never have the thing you want for your car, if they know what your car is. You will always get something that looks like the right bit but you won't discover its the wrong bit until you get home. There is never anybody on the till either, I think it should be a rule that if nobody is on the till you can have it for free.

Good rule!  It should also be free if there's no price on it!
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« Reply #80 on: 24/01/2009 13:06:07 »
Seventy-two.
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #81 on: 24/01/2009 16:56:50 »
Seventy-two.

Seventy-two!!!!!

You amaze me.

I have noted this thread has been bordering on the sensible at times (11.26 am & 5.44 pm to be exact).

Can we please get down to brass tacks, not that I have any particular affinity to brass tacks, neither do I have any particular objection to them. Brass tacks are very useful when utilised in an appropriate situation, but otherwise serve little or no purpose. For example one would find brass tacks a definite bonus when laying a carpet, but could not be applied in any way shape or form when preparing a Mango and Apple smoothie.

I shall be glad to elaborate on the above if anyone is stupid enough to ask.
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« Reply #82 on: 24/01/2009 18:39:05 »
Brass Tacks is a political show on Pakistani TV.
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #83 on: 24/01/2009 22:10:34 »
Har de godt?

This might be Danish but it has to be similar.

My cat is called Borte borte tit tit which is ner ner na ner ner in a Scandanavian language (not sure which.)
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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #84 on: 24/01/2009 22:33:20 »
Are you sure it is your chat names Brte Borte tit tit?
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« Reply #85 on: 25/01/2009 02:01:31 »
Oh Lady, you make my night:)
You do have a feeling for 'old Norse'

And , yes, I'm quite impressed:)

If I make a guess I would say that 'borte borte' could be translated as 'away away'?
And 'har de godt' in Danish, would mean 'are you having an Ok/well time',
But if said at the end of a meeting it could mean 'have a good time' perhaps?

I'm not that good at Danish, but it's cool all the same.
As for 'tit' I do get ideas.

Which I won't state here:)
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« Reply #86 on: 25/01/2009 03:14:12 »
So do you know?

Would it work?
I've seen some other tricks where you dig a hole in the sand.
But i kind of liked the idea of a plastic sheet?
I'm not sure how much dew you will get in the desert? Do you?

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« Reply #87 on: 25/01/2009 03:23:03 »
Nope, I would like to know though:)

Any suggestions?
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« Reply #88 on: 25/01/2009 04:00:27 »
This might be a cheap version of what the SAS actually do in the desert:

1. Review any maps for indications of water. Many desert maps mark the location of groundwater in the region.
2. Look for other signs of life in the area. Desert animals and plants also need water to survive and if they are around, it's a sure sign that water, in some form, is close by.
3. Check dried up riverbeds. If the ground is still damp in the riverbed, it means water is just underneath the surface and digging a small hole to find out for sure, would be worth your time.
4. Stay vigilant for morning dew and rainstorms. Even desert plants have dew on their leaves in the morning, though this method will not provide much water, it is better than none.
5. Fill makeshift rain collectors with rain during storms. Whatever you have that can hold water, place on the ground during a storm. Be quick as the storm could be brief.
6. Cut open cactus and suck water from pulp inside. Some desert plants store water and a few well-placed cuts into stems may uncover extra drinking water.
7. Search pockets of rocks for ground water. Shaded rocks hold the chance that past rainwater has not evaporated. Be sure to check that there are no small animal carcasses nearby and this could indicate that the water is bad to drink.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2103893_find-water-desert.html

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« Reply #89 on: 25/01/2009 12:52:06 »
So do you know?

Would it work?
I've seen some other tricks where you dig a hole in the sand.
But i kind of liked the idea of a plastic sheet?
I'm not sure how much dew you will get in the desert? Do you?

Moses led a whole load of them through the desert.
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« Reply #90 on: 25/01/2009 13:41:52 »
So do you know?

Would it work?
I've seen some other tricks where you dig a hole in the sand.
But i kind of liked the idea of a plastic sheet?
I'm not sure how much dew you will get in the desert? Do you?

Moses led a whole load of them through the desert.

If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #91 on: 25/01/2009 22:47:50 »
What's so funny?

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« Reply #92 on: 26/01/2009 01:11:17 »
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« Reply #93 on: 26/01/2009 01:16:33 »
Don_1 has a strange sense of humour?


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Re: Do you have STB syndrome?
« Reply #94 on: 26/01/2009 14:43:05 »
Don_1 has a strange sense of humour?



Do bears sha la la, in the woods?

Would they still if it were a Tiger Woods?

There is a band of forest called the Taiga.

There is a band of gold around my finger.

Finger rhymes with the German word for ginger: Ingwer.

I once saw Ingwie Malmstein play.

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« Reply #95 on: 26/01/2009 14:47:26 »


Its a place where they never have the thing you want for your car, if they know what your car is. You will always get something that looks like the right bit but you won't discover its the wrong bit until you get home. There is never anybody on the till either, I think it should be a rule that if nobody is on the till you can have it for free.

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« Reply #96 on: 26/01/2009 15:09:11 »

I once saw Ingwie Malmstein play.

Conkers.

Gian Pyres from Cradle Of Filth once said that I play like Yngwie Malmstein. I corrected him & said that Yngwie plays like me!  [:D]
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« Reply #97 on: 26/01/2009 15:19:33 »

I once saw Ingwie Malmstein play.

Conkers.

Gian Pyres from Cradle Of Filth once said that I play like Yngwie Malmstein. I corrected him & said that Yngwie plays like me!  [:D]

Yes.....we know.

My friend Gian (from Cradle Of Filth) once said that I play like Yngwie Malmstein. I corrected him - Malmstein plays like me!

...though I commend you on your consistency.  [;)]

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« Reply #98 on: 26/01/2009 16:22:04 »

I once saw Ingwie Malmstein play.

Conkers.

Gian Pyres from Cradle Of Filth once said that I play like Yngwie Malmstein. I corrected him & said that Yngwie plays like me!  [:D]

Yes.....we know.

My friend Gian (from Cradle Of Filth) once said that I play like Yngwie Malmstein. I corrected him - Malmstein plays like me!

...though I commend you on your consistency.  [;)]

Ooops, I didn't remember that.
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« Reply #99 on: 26/01/2009 17:51:54 »
So do you know?

Would it work?
I've seen some other tricks where you dig a hole in the sand.
But i kind of liked the idea of a plastic sheet?
I'm not sure how much dew you will get in the desert? Do you?

Moses led a whole load of them through the desert.
Keep taking the tablets!
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