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« Reply #50 on: 01/02/2009 19:11:24 »
The one leg is very hairy and has those sock suspenders on it (and socks of course.) I'd like John cleeses leg if possible.

I think he's probably still using it atm.

I've heard he sits down a lot.

Quite possibly, and indeed, I also spend a lot of time sitting down, but nevertheless, I still rely upon both legs to get me between the different places where I sit and I have no reason to suspect that Mr. Cleese does otherwise.

Hmm...   Mr. Cleese, are you lurking out there, and could you give us a definitive answer?
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

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« Reply #51 on: 01/02/2009 19:30:44 »
I spend most of my time legless so I wouldn't notice!
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« Reply #52 on: 01/02/2009 19:42:56 »
I spend most of my time legless so I wouldn't notice!

Well, in that case, the sock suspenders aren't a problem, and of course, neither are the socks, but how hairy are your unused legs?  Perhaps you might want to donate one of them to fulfill your own design goal?
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

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« Reply #53 on: 02/02/2009 09:48:02 »
Must have back up lights that really work good!

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« Reply #54 on: 02/02/2009 14:24:29 »
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« Reply #55 on: 02/02/2009 22:46:50 »
With Blue Movies, sorry, Blu Movies.
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« Reply #56 on: 02/02/2009 23:20:17 »
The machine is currently both there and not there, until some does something about it.

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« Reply #57 on: 03/02/2009 04:33:09 »
It'll be undectectable on radar.

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« Reply #58 on: 03/02/2009 08:30:00 »
It should be able make Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.

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« Reply #59 on: 03/02/2009 08:36:21 »
It should have 45 golf courses.

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« Reply #60 on: 03/02/2009 09:14:45 »
And a swimming pool.

By the way, where has Machinemaker gone?  [???]
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« Reply #61 on: 03/02/2009 09:15:55 »
He got scared away by what we're posting!

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« Reply #62 on: 03/02/2009 09:16:38 »
In that case the machine should have a thread-starter-finder  [:D]
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« Reply #63 on: 03/02/2009 18:12:29 »
A bust of machine maker should be made and glued onto the front of the machine with contact adhesive. It should also have a man in a boiler suit glued to the back as a glue tester.
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« Reply #64 on: 03/02/2009 21:59:43 »
It can build machine babies so there'll be hundreds of them!

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« Reply #65 on: 03/02/2009 22:03:05 »
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
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« Reply #66 on: 04/02/2009 00:32:07 »
This machine will roam all over the world and throughout space collecting information on atmosphere changes and life on other planets etc etc...

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« Reply #67 on: 04/02/2009 00:35:27 »
There will also be air purification systems set up and depressurization chambers and the machine should run on water or air depending on the planets atmosphere!

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« Reply #68 on: 04/02/2009 00:37:12 »
It'll be like the Matrix, with a computer generated world! [:o]
And wear glasses, like Morpeus.

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« Reply #69 on: 04/02/2009 21:43:14 »
It will collect snow globes.
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« Reply #70 on: 05/02/2009 06:20:07 »
It will collect snow globes.

COOL.. But That means I must Hide my collection.. I love snow globes!

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« Reply #71 on: 05/02/2009 06:27:18 »
It should have an automatic cherry picker.

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« Reply #72 on: 05/02/2009 07:20:40 »
That would be convenient! Have to have something to snatch away the snow globes!

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« Reply #73 on: 05/02/2009 10:48:43 »
It should have brass knobs on.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #74 on: 05/02/2009 10:56:00 »
Large chimes to keep time..

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« Reply #75 on: 05/02/2009 22:45:33 »
It should have an automatic cherry picker.
Good, I love cherries.
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« Reply #76 on: 09/02/2009 18:54:08 »
Sounds like my aunt

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Ah, not you Lady, the 'machine'...
But she had a wooden eye too, brightly painted in renaissance style.
Lots of Doves and plump angels.

Yes, her eyes were rather large.
But interesting.
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« Reply #77 on: 10/02/2009 07:45:06 »
The machine shall produce its own oxygen while in space..

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« Reply #78 on: 10/02/2009 17:54:20 »
Where did machine maker go. This has been such a good thread. Me thinks he was a one trick pony.

Karen, I think the machine should have a horse deck for riding.
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« Reply #79 on: 10/02/2009 21:42:20 »
and a nice padded arena for me to get thrown into....when the hosre has had enough of me!!! lol.....and I mean Marshmellow soft!!!!

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