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Can ewe answer the puzzle evacuated from this upside down trampolining sheep's bottom ?

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« Reply #1 on: 05/02/2009 16:00:28 »
Hmmm..it's a toughie..that's for sure !!

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« Reply #2 on: 05/02/2009 16:07:43 »
Because Jose Emanuel Deigo Candel was burned at the stake during the Spanish Inquisition??

I did find a nice science experiment, though. I am posting it under Physics Discussion so that the science can be discussed and explained.
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« Reply #3 on: 05/02/2009 16:24:24 »
Because Jose Emanuel Deigo Candel was burned at the stake during the Spanish Inquisition??

I did find a nice science experiment, though. I am posting it under Physics Discussion so that the science can be discussed and explained.

It's good...it's very good......It's so good ewe deserve some pumpkin pie delivered by the Vodka fairy .....

....alas........ti's wrong though !....

..I want it to be right for ewe Jimmy Boy...Oh !!...... *Sheepy falls to knees*..Oh how I wish it were right ! *bedlam...peril...despair kicks in*....oh woe is me !! .......the bells.....the bells !!!!

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« Reply #4 on: 05/02/2009 16:42:25 »
Because Jose Emanuel Deigo Candel was burned at the stake during the Spanish Inquisition??

I didn't expect that answer ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gldlyTjXk9A&feature=related

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« Reply #5 on: 05/02/2009 16:51:32 »
This is EXACTLY what I was thinking about - but obviously I was wrong.

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« Reply #6 on: 05/02/2009 17:10:00 »
Nice clip RD

I am afraid that the answer is completely non M.P related in that it is in fact very logical and rational.....unlike my bottom !
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« Reply #7 on: 05/02/2009 18:30:09 »
Was Jessica partway through writing "Candelabra" ?


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« Reply #8 on: 05/02/2009 22:11:11 »
Well I don't know why you would want to take a match to these guys; CANDEL Canadian Committee on the Dynamics and Evolution of the Lithosphere.

I know that a candal is a DNA marker too but do you light them?
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« Reply #9 on: 05/02/2009 23:35:00 »
Was Jessica partway through writing "Candelabra" ?


( BTW why do I have zero karma ?, was it something I did in a previous life ?  [:)] )

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« Reply #10 on: 05/02/2009 23:36:25 »
Tune in for more puzzles from an upside down trampolining sheeps bottom next week !
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« Reply #11 on: 06/02/2009 00:38:29 »
YAYYYYYYYYY! NEILY'S Orange font!!!!

Sheepy's gaseous bottom burps may be so

strong they may be pattented as rocket fuel

given the right ignition switch.. ie (match, etc...)
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« Reply #12 on: 07/02/2009 12:53:34 »
Talking of upside down things, I just saw the Thatcher illusion on Qi ...

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The effect is illustrated by two originally identical photos, which are inverted. The second picture is obviously (and quite grotesquely) altered so that the eyes and mouth are vertically flipped, though the changes are not immediately obvious until the image is viewed in normal orientation.

This is thought to be due to specific psychological processes involved in face perception which are tuned especially to upright faces. Faces seem unique despite the fact that they are very similar. It has been hypothesised that we develop specific processes to differentiate between faces that rely as much on the configuration (the structural relationship between individual features on the face) as the details of individual face features, such as the eyes, nose and mouth. When a face is upside down, the configural processing cannot take place, and so minor differences are more difficult to detect.

This effect is not present in people who have some forms of prosopagnosia, a disorder where face processing is impaired, usually acquired after brain injury or illness. This suggests that their specific brain injury may damage the process that analyses facial structures.

 http://chris-shiel.spaces.live.com/blog/cns
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« Reply #13 on: 07/02/2009 18:17:20 »
I'm going to have nightmares tonight after looking at a messed up thatch.
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« Reply #14 on: 07/02/2009 19:04:09 »
I'm going to have nightmares tonight after looking at a messed up thatch.

I shave mine....
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« Reply #15 on: 07/02/2009 20:54:09 »
Mrs T, Bald, Noooooo!
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« Reply #16 on: 07/02/2009 23:29:35 »
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« Reply #17 on: 11/02/2009 01:16:14 »
Welcome to this weeks puzzle from an upside down trampolining Sheepys Sexy Arse !

Can ewe solve this weeks sheepy bum conundrum ?




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« Reply #18 on: 11/02/2009 01:30:34 »
If the number in the lower left corner is the check, pardon me - the Britis, hurmph! - cheque number, it is check number 147.

In the US the confusion is done away with as the cheque number is not put with the rest of the banking info on the bottom of a ewe - er, cheque - but is located in the upper right hand corner for easier handling by the customer. It is also repeated on the bottom line as well, but we do things much more sanely here in the US.

Neil make these a tad more difficult. I had to type all of this in without thinking too much. I need a decent challenge.

BTW, should the middle number be the check - no, cheque! number, everyone is screwed with the hint given.
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« Reply #19 on: 11/02/2009 01:44:06 »
Well Done JimBob,  [;D]

I had to make this weeks one easy for ewe as ewe failed so miserably on last weeks one. Only RD saved the day !

Next weeks installemnt will be much harder !


The middle number is the bank sort code....a number specific to one branch and one branch only.....

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« Reply #20 on: 11/02/2009 02:20:00 »

I had to make this weeks one easy for ewe as ewe failed so miserably on last weeks one. Only RD saved the day !


Prat!
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« Reply #21 on: 11/02/2009 21:38:31 »
I thought the only person who can get cheques out of a sheeps bum is a vet.
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« Reply #22 on: 11/02/2009 21:57:34 »
I thought the only person who can get cheques out of a sheeps bum is a vet.

Neil is the exception. He is also Chancellor of the Ex-cheque-r.
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« Reply #23 on: 12/02/2009 01:31:11 »
I thought the only person who can get cheques out of a sheeps bum is a vet.

Actually, my furry arse is on standyby should the exchequer decide they need to print more money. My pert cheeks make for a wondrous travelling branch of the Royal Mint.

I am ready to deliver much needed funds when called upon to do so. FAB !
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« Reply #24 on: 12/02/2009 04:21:44 »
I thought the only person who can get cheques out of a sheeps bum is a vet.

Actually, my furry arse is on standyby should the exchequer decide they need to print more money. My pert cheeks make for a wondrous travelling branch of the Royal Mint.

I am ready to deliver much needed funds when called upon to do so. FAB !

The Royal Mint? Running that now, too, Neil? Well, Neil "Issac" Ep, any theories about The Principals of Mathematics or movement or heavenly bodies - no, not Shazza - Jupiter, Mars, Pluto - all those male gods.

(By the way, has anyone noticed that the only planet named after a woman is so acidic it could turn you to a vaporous liquid almost instantly?)
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« Reply #25 on: 15/02/2009 15:33:45 »
This weeks puzzle from an upside down trampolining sheeps pert cheeks is below.


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Keep an eye out for next weeks puzzle from an upside down trampolining sheeps bottom !!...ewe know it makes sense !!

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« Reply #26 on: 15/02/2009 15:40:31 »
Is Blinska on Shanks's pony on the pavement (sidewalk) ?.

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« Reply #27 on: 15/02/2009 15:47:51 »
Is Blinska on Shanks's pony on the pavement (sidewalk) ?.

Shock horror !!..fraid not !!

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« Reply #28 on: 15/02/2009 15:56:28 »
Is Blinska a Freemason ?  [:)]

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« Reply #29 on: 15/02/2009 16:20:55 »
The Taxi is in reverse for a short distance??
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« Reply #30 on: 15/02/2009 16:44:52 »
Is Blinska a Freemason ?  [:)]



Unfortunately he is not a freemason *sheepy shows bear leg and displays special handshake*
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« Reply #31 on: 15/02/2009 16:46:07 »
The Taxi is in reverse for a short distance??

That's what I first thought, unfortunately ...ewe are wrong..HA HA HA HA HA HA  *points at JimBob and blows raspberry*...nyahh nyahh nywah nyahh *prods and pokes the dinosaur *
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« Reply #32 on: 15/02/2009 17:52:31 »
The dinosaur turns, sweeps his tail, and in one deft move hits the sheepy at exactly the right angle and velocity to launch the sheepy into the air and towards the front of the dinosaur where the sheepy is swallowed whole through the gaping maw of the dinosaur's mouth. 

It's not nice to piss off daddy dinosaur.

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« Reply #33 on: 15/02/2009 18:32:19 »
The dinosaur turns, sweeps his tail, and in one deft move hits the sheepy at exactly the right angle and velocity to launch the sheepy into the air and towards the front of the dinosaur where the sheepy is swallowed whole through the gaping maw of the dinosaur's mouth. 

It's not nice to piss off daddy dinosaur.

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Gosh Jim...the rumours ARE true...you DO swallow ?  [;D]




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« Reply #34 on: 15/02/2009 21:39:41 »
FOG! Crude humor!

I like the dirty mind.
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« Reply #35 on: 16/02/2009 01:58:02 »
This one is not so easy eh ?  [;D] *le smug*  [;D]
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« Reply #36 on: 16/02/2009 03:29:56 »
The Taxi, with Bilnska inside, is being towed end first by a truck designed for the sole purpose of towing disabled or impounded vehicles - know here in the states as a "wrecker."

I IS a way it could happen!

It may not be what the picky old man wants but it damn sure fits the scenario. 
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« Reply #37 on: 16/02/2009 08:10:54 »
Because he's walking. Just because he's a taxi driver, doesn't mean that he's currently driving a taxi.

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« Reply #38 on: 16/02/2009 12:28:00 »
The Taxi, with Bilnska inside, is being towed end first by a truck designed for the sole purpose of towing disabled or impounded vehicles - know here in the states as a "wrecker."

I IS a way it could happen!

It may not be what the picky old man wants but it damn sure fits the scenario. 

THAT IS IT !!

oh...NO it isn't .....sorry !!  [;D] [;D]
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« Reply #39 on: 16/02/2009 12:32:45 »
Because he's walking. Just because he's a taxi driver, doesn't mean that he's currently driving a taxi.

CORRECT !!!



The fact that he is Polish and a taxi driver is superfluous and has no bearing ! Notice that I said ' Travelling' and NOT driving !!

Fact is, he's walking !!


WELL DONE that man !!  ...

Here, have some Sushi !!
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« Reply #40 on: 16/02/2009 12:34:25 »
Keep watching for more puzzles from an upside down trampolining sheeps derriere !
Coming to a thread near ewe !!
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« Reply #41 on: 16/02/2009 13:11:42 »
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English Slang     "S"

Shag - To have sex, but also used to mean tiredness as in 'I'm totally shagged.'

Shake hands with the unemployed - To go to the toilet (for men).

Shanks's pony, Going on ... - To walk. The original Shanks's pony was a horse-drawn lawnmower with nowhere for the driver to sit, so he had to walk along behind.

Shattered - Tired.

Shrapnel - The term used to describe the inordinately large amount of small change discovered in your pocket after a piss up.

Siphon the python - To go to the toilet (for men).

Slash - To go to the toilet, as in 'I'm going for a slash.'

Smallest room in the house - Euphemism for toilet.

Squire - A general term of address towards a man, similar to 'guvnor'.
 
  http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A128152
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« Reply #42 on: 16/02/2009 13:15:06 »
Is Blinska on Shanks's pony on the pavement (sidewalk) ?.

"on Shanks's pony" means to walk ...

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English Slang
Shanks's pony, Going on ... - To walk.
The original Shanks's pony was a horse-drawn lawnmower with nowhere for the driver to sit, so he had to walk along behind.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A128152


Gosh !..your answer was to much of a conundrum to work out !...my apologies !

For the sake of me, can I ask that answers are given at my level ?

Thanks

posthumously RD also shares in the sushi prize !

well done  RD *clapping*
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« Reply #43 on: 16/02/2009 13:28:18 »
As long as he brings his own wasabi!

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« Reply #44 on: 16/02/2009 14:18:52 »
Bring a selection of Japanese wines, but don't get all sarky.  [:)]

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« Reply #45 on: 16/02/2009 19:06:39 »
DANG IT !!!! - I would have stayed with walking if numb-skull sheepy - with the IQ of said animal - would have just been able to read and assimilate the answer given.

And this guy is asking the puzzles? THE QUESTION I WANT ANSWERED IS WHY DOES SUCH A DOLT GET TO ASK THE QUESTIONS IF HE CAN'T RECOGNIZE THE ANSWER??????? OH, MY ACHING AUNT FANNY !!
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« Reply #46 on: 16/02/2009 20:33:28 »
Has your Aunty tried Deep Heat patches. They really sooth aches and pains.
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« Reply #47 on: 16/02/2009 22:10:07 »
I will apply them ASAP. We are very close.
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« Reply #48 on: 17/02/2009 01:23:26 »
If you are using deep heat make sure you wash your hands before you ...

Shake hands with the unemployed - To go to the toilet (for men).

Siphon the python - To go to the toilet (for men).

Slash - To go to the toilet, as in 'I'm going for a slash.'
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Puzzles From A Trampolining Upside Down Sheeps Bottom ! :-)
« Reply #49 on: 17/02/2009 02:32:32 »
My, how very greatly informative!

I will use these instead of -

Shake the dew off the Lilly

Drain the lizard

etc., etc.
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